Tim Horton's coffee is garbage.
- 51_Killer

Yes, but Starbucks coffee tastes like they burnt it.

When does this madness end?

Can't we be friends across the world's largest undefended border?

Fake news.

I mean sure, he was our mayor, and he used to get pissed drunk on vodka and minute maid and then drive around in his Cadillac Escalade, looking to score crack.

Or hurl racial slurs at taxi drivers.

Or generally do nothing in his official capacity as mayor.

Or talk about oral sex with his wife at press conferences.

Or offer up sex with his wife to drug dealers while smoking crack with them in his basement.

But all you ruthless bastards did was focus on the negative.

Sad.
- Atomic Wedgie

Call it a draw, then?

Kinda like the War of 1812 - part two?
- Atomic Wedgie

This is bordering on being a Dennis Miller simile. Can't decide if you should be applauded or banned for it...

Hey, in all of us command. Ok.
- 51_Killer

That poop is ridiculous

That poop is ridiculous
- TheHank

I do like Canada's anthem.


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Yes, but Starbucks coffee tastes like they burnt it.

When does this madness end?

Can't we be friends across the world's largest undefended border?
- Atomic Wedgie

A buddy of mine crossed the border once...

A buddy of mine crossed the border once...
- washedup20

On day One of Army Basic, we learned there are no buddies. A buddy goes to town, gets 2 bjs, and brings one back for you.

"Disdain"??

No one in Toronto cares about Buffalo enough to evoke that type of feeling

Buffalo is less than an afterthought
- AxlRose91

And there we have it, lol.
It's ok to me though.
I never like TO to begin with...guys are all, well a little lite in the loafers, arrogant and not able to back it up.

A buddy of mine crossed the border once...
- washedup20

I call B.S.

You never had a buddy.

If the leafs win the next 39 straight games against the sabres they will be .500 all time against them.

I do like Canada's anthem.


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- LandlordTom

No need to hide. I like it too. Its a good song, but that change is just ridiculous.

If the leafs win the next 39 straight games against the sabres they will be .500 all time against them.
- TheHank

51 years since a cup.

51 years since a cup.
- 51_Killer

If the league contracts back to six teams im sure they will start winning them again

If the league contracts back to six teams im sure they will start winning them again
- TheHank

Says the guy whose town has less Stanley Cups than Kenora, Ontario.

C'mon, fellas - can't we unite around our shared hatred of Cleveland?

51 years since a cup.
- 51_Killer

Round One exit will be hilarious to watch.

I call B.S.

You never had a buddy.
- Atomic Wedgie

We split a cab from OTB once, he actually talked to me man.

No need to hide. I like it too. Its a good song, but that change is just ridiculous.
- TheHank

Why exactly is the change ridiculous?

They change the words to the anthem all the time.

The original version didn't have the line.

As the father of two girls, I really don't have a problem changing the song to make it more inclusive.

Why is that ridiculous?

Says the guy whose town has less Stanley Cups than Kenora, Ontario.

C'mon, fellas - can't we unite around our shared hatred of Cleveland?
- Atomic Wedgie

Says the guy whose team has a longer drought than ours. Bragging about winning championships in a league with six teams doesnt hold a lot of water with me.

On day One of Army Basic, we learned there are no buddies. A buddy goes to town, gets 2 bjs, and brings one back for you.
- LandlordTom

What happens on day two?

Says the guy whose town has less Stanley Cups than Kenora, Ontario.

C'mon, fellas - can't we unite around our shared hatred of Cleveland?
- Atomic Wedgie

Love Clevland..
Pretty woman,
strong, straight forward men.

You boys could actually learn something

Love Clevland..
Pretty woman,
strong, straight forward men.

You boys could actually learn something
- IonSabres

They tip too.

Says the guy whose team has a longer drought than ours. Bragging about winning championships in a league with six teams doesnt hold a lot of water with me.
- TheHank

Newsflash, Hank:

The Leafs have won Stanley Cups (please note the plural) with more than six teams in the league.

They tip too.
- TheHank

Thumbs up

Love Clevland..
Pretty woman,
strong, straight forward men.

You boys could actually learn something
- IonSabres

That's the problem.

Newsflash, Hank:

The Leafs have won Stanley Cups (please note the plural) with more than six teams in the league.
- Atomic Wedgie

Thanks.
Now go start that 39 game winning streak tonight.