My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange”
I said: “no it doesn’t”

I messed up my post. It was in reference to Utica's 3rd jersey (or alternate jersey).

I don't mind it. I really hate the orca symbol and have always like the stick+rink.
- Codes1087

These?

My friend says to me: “what rhymes with orange”
I said: “no it doesn’t”
- boonerbuck

Proof that you’re getting old

Dad jokes 101

Proof that you’re getting old

Dad jokes 101
- Nucker101

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”

Adam Gretz
@AGretz
I don't mean to keep hitting this dead horse but of the top-25 scorers in the NHL only 7, at any point in their career, have been traded.

Four of them were traded by Peter Chiarelli.

8. Taylor Hall
9. Phil Kessel
11. Blake Wheeler
25. Tyler Seguin

That's not just bad luck.





Including Kessel is a bit unfair though.
- Nucker101

is including Barzal fair?

Not a fan
- Nucker101

Everyone already knows that, tell us something new.




Oh, you mean the jersey design

I am going to need your IP address, social insurance number, credit card number (with pin), and banking information to confirm identity.
- Codes1087

Flag & ignore.

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”
- boonerbuck

Everyone already knows that, tell us something new.




Oh, you mean the jersey design
- 1970vintage

I was gonna be disappointed if someone didn’t finish that beautiful setup

Flag & ignore.
- Marwood

Liar - I've seen a few new accounts. Nice try
- 93Nucks

Good catch 93Nucks, Codes is stringing you along and good on you for not following.

But as you can see, I'm the man in charge around here, so if you could just supply all of those important particulars that Codes was requesting to me, I'll do a proper verification check asap...

Honest, you can trust me just ask Marwood

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”
- boonerbuck

Good catch 93Nucks, Codes is stringing you along and good on you for not following.

But as you can see, I'm the man in charge around here, so if you could just supply all of those important particulars that Codes was requesting to me, I'll do a proper verification check asap...

Honest, you can trust me just ask Marwood
- Makita

lol I surely hope that he never took my SIN card/credit card post seriously. I would hope he knew that all that information needed to be forwarded to a ref instead

I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”
- boonerbuck

From twitter:
ME: I'll see you in a month
WIFE: Don't forget to write
ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon

These?


- Nucker101

I imagine that's is what his inspiration for his concept art was

A Canucks blogger had done up a concept jersey to reflect the Utica Comets design and I actually like it.


- Codes1087

ew

ew
- Mordecai

its just some dudes concept. I really like our color theme, just dislike our orca logo. No idea why we still have it, despite not being a part of orca bay anymore.

its just some dudes concept. I really like our color theme, just dislike our orca logo. No idea why we still have it, despite not being a part of orca bay anymore.
- Codes1087

They honestly look like practice jerseys

They honestly look like practice jerseys
- Nucker101

don't blame the messenger. Just adding to the conversation

its just some dudes concept. I really like our color theme, just dislike our orca logo. No idea why we still have it, despite not being a part of orca bay anymore.
- Codes1087

yeah i get the logo thing but i like the blue jerseys

dare i say that i actually like the color scheme of the heritage classic jerseys

don't blame the messenger. Just adding to the conversation
- Codes1087

you did this to us

don't blame the messenger. Just adding to the conversation
- Codes1087

Yeah, I’m 100% on board with a jersey/logo change just not that one.

My rule of thumb: If Brock’s beautiful god-like face can’t even make it look good, then imagine how it would look on a merely mortal human being

From twitter:
ME: I'll see you in a month
WIFE: Don't forget to write
ME: It's highly unlikely I'd forget such a basic skill, Sharon
- WhiteLie

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

I said “40”

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

I said “40”


- boonerbuck

this is the kind of content i like to see on hockeybuzz