He said he was with Cameron Diaz I said I was with her
The joke is she's not relevant yet
- gerbe75pts

Who is not relevant yet, Cameron Diaz or Yolanda Vega's cousin? Antecedents are important.

Who is not relevant yet, Cameron Diaz or Yolanda Vega's cousin? Antecedents are important.
- JetpackJesus

Relevant Carmen Diaz
Not relevant yet celestia

Who is not relevant yet, Cameron Diaz or Yolanda Vega's cousin? Antecedents are important.
- JetpackJesus

Yo you get any games out there in Honolulu? I almost moved there like a month ago

I've chilled with Celestia Vega sooooooooo what now
- gerbe75pts

I'm the reason Fifth Harmony broke up

Relevant Carmen Diaz
Not relevant yet celestia
- gerbe75pts

Okay. The joke still makes no sense, but at least your explanation of it now does. So that's something.

Okay. The joke still makes no sense, but at least your explanation of it now does. So that's something.
- JetpackJesus

The people that are commenting obviously get the joke but you guys don't..

I'm the reason Fifth Harmony broke up
- BeadyEyedDouche

Googled

The people that are commenting obviously get the joke but you guys don't..
- gerbe75pts

Jesus christ

- JetpackJesus

Jesus christ
- TheHank

I saw Jesus Christ at Applebee's


See ...

You guys just missed it

Yo you get any games out there in Honolulu? I almost moved there like a month ago
- MCGUIZZY

I do the NHL.TV thing. The biggest pain is the time zones, though. A 7pm game starts at 1pm or 2pm depending on if it's daylight savings time or not (we don't switch). So most games I'm watching on my phone in the office underneath my monitors while I work.

The time zone also means football starts at 7am and eventually 8am after the time change. I hated that at first, but now I love it because you can watch all the games, including SNF, and be done by about 5pm. That leaves a lot of Sunday still to get other stuff done, which is nice.

Cable carries the regional broadcast networks for the Ducks and Kings, so those games are always available. And there's NBCSN, too. Clippers, Lakers, Dodgers, Giants all on cable here, too.

I'm the reason Fifth Harmony broke up
- BeadyEyedDouche

Should've gone with 98º

I saw Jesus Christ at Applebee's


See ...

You guys dont (frank)ing care
- gerbe75pts

fixed

The people that are commenting obviously get the joke but you guys don't..
- gerbe75pts

Except people are commenting that don't understand probably the lamest attempt at a joke in the past month or so, and that's saying something, so you don't get that other people commenting don't get that they're not getting it by saying they don't get it. Got it?

Except people are commenting that don't understand probably the lamest attempt at a joke in the past month or so, and that's saying something, so you don't get that other people commenting don't get that they're not getting it by saying they don't get it. Got it?
- Wetbandit1

Should've gone with 98º
- Wetbandit1

I'm being serious but whatever.

Except people are commenting that don't understand probably the lamest attempt at a joke in the past month or so, and that's saying something, so you don't get that other people commenting don't get that they're not getting it by saying they don't get it. Got it?
- Wetbandit1

Don't be a sloth

He said he was with Cameron Diaz I said I was with her
The joke is she's not relevant yet
- gerbe75pts

I didn't say I was with her, I said I met her an interacted with her a bit...

now, as for that other person you mentioned...

you're right, whatever joke you laid out went right over my head

*shrugs*

I didn't say I was with her, I said I met her an interacted with her a bit...

now, as for that other person you mentioned...

you're right, whatever joke you laid out went right over my head

*shrugs*
- Michael Pachla

I'll take the L on this one and walk

I saw Jesus Christ at Applebee's


See ...

You guys just missed it
- gerbe75pts

It's like telling an inside joke to people who aren't in on it, it's just nonsense to them.

Like if I said "put it in your bag" and you said "what?" and I said " you just don't get it." I'd be the bumhole.

Anyways just looked up 98

I regret it

I do the NHL.TV thing. The biggest pain is the time zones, though. A 7pm game starts at 1pm or 2pm depending on if it's daylight savings time or not (we don't switch). So most games I'm watching on my phone in the office underneath my monitors while I work.

The time zone also means football starts at 7am and eventually 8am after the time change. I hated that at first, but now I love it because you can watch all the games, including SNF, and be done by about 5pm. That leaves a lot of Sunday still to get other stuff done, which is nice.

Cable carries the regional broadcast networks for the Ducks and Kings, so those games are always available. And there's NBCSN, too. Clippers, Lakers, Dodgers, Giants all on cable here, too.
- JetpackJesus

That's not bad. Kinda weird that you only get California broadcasts? but I guess they would be the closest

That's not bad. Kinda weird that you only get California broadcasts? but I guess they would be the closest
- MCGUIZZY

That's because we're the greatest ever

Anyways just looked up 98

I regret it
- gerbe75pts

That's one thing you didn't miss out on, the boy band.

That's because we're the greatest ever
- gerbe75pts

ehhhh...