What's absurd is not wanting literally the best player in the NHL at his position.
- sbroads24

That’s gmtm crazy talk. How did all of his guaranteed instant imporval players work out?

EK is awesome, but not for our team. This isn’t nhl2018 where you can jUst trade for anyone.

A) he wouldn’t come here in a million years

b) he doesn’t fit our rebuild timelines

C) it would kill our cap.

Let some other crap team sign him and pay that insane salary he’s gonna get.

D) the last thing this tram needs is anything from Ottawa!!! Twice!!

You are correct. A friend of mine is good friends with Bobby Ryan and attended his wedding. Let’s just say that certain players would like to go out to a restaurant and not be mobbed for autographs by ever fan in town during every meal. Some of them would prefer to play in a larger market, with a more blase attitude towards nhl players. When BR was in Anaheim, once in a while someone would approach for a picture or an autograph, but most of the time, he would go out for dinner undisturbed. Like95% of the time.

EK likes to eat in peace. Just saying.
- Da_Cashman

Ok

So which team do you guys love to hate more, Toronto or Boston?
Is it almost unanimously Toronto?
- Ratsreign

However, nothing is worse than the Boston TV guy. He sucks so bad.

I prefer to eat in chaos like the rest of us, I’ll live anywhere

Hall is titties

Hall is titties
- washedup20

Ristolainen is a number 1

Maybe, maybe not. They've been ridiculed for the Duchene trade already so fans aren't happy, they're doing poorly even with him and it's a supposedly strong draft. Shouldn't they do it now if they're gonna?
- RhinoFan

I'm just the messenger. I think they should absolutely do it now. I'm just saying what Dorion said.

That’s gmtm crazy talk. How did all of his guaranteed instant imporval players work out?

EK is awesome, but not for our team. This isn’t nhl2018 where you can jUst trade for anyone.

A) he wouldn’t come here in a million years

b) he doesn’t fit our rebuild timelines

C) it would kill our cap.

Let some other crap team sign him and pay that insane salary he’s gonna get.

D) the last thing this tram needs is anything from Ottawa!!! Twice!!
- Da_Cashman

Nah, GMTM talk would be, let's trade for a slightly above average player, give up a ton, and kill the cap/prosepcts in the process

Were talking about an elite player.

But yeah, were never getting him

I prefer to eat in chaos like the rest of us, I’ll live anywhere
- washedup20

Have you been to a home game vs the leafs? Now imagine all of phase blue clad douxhes yelling GO LEAFS GO!!! and getting wasted on cheap American beer and screaming like Rick Flair every 2 minutes.

Now imagine that you are out on the town at the most exclusive restaurant about to bite into a warm wedge salad while your fresh Canadian model girlfriend is massaging your junk under the table with her bare foot.

Now imagine a bunch of beer-swilling hockey nuts see you and decide to come over for a chat.

The imagine them burping in your face and asking you to sign their plaid clad wearing, toque wearing girlfriend’s tatas while they take a few selfies with you screaming GO Sens Goooooo!

Now imagine more idiot sens fans enter the restaurant, and your Swedish stiffy goes away as more
Camera phones start video taping you try to bite into your Swedish meatballs or whatever rich dudes from Sweden eat.

Now imagine that instead of going home to pork your model girl friend you end up apologizing to her and you end up alone, unsatiated in more ways than one.

Now imagine that this happened every time you step out of your home.

Or... play in Florida, pay no tax, sun your buns everyday, and be anonymous while stacking mad cheddar in the bank while riding your speed boat all over the place.

Ristolainen is a number 1
- gerbe75pts

What did we do to deserve GMTM, I wonder what the hiring process looked like

Have you been to a home game vs the leafs? Now imagine all of phase blue clad douxhes yelling GO LEAFS GO!!! and getting wasted on cheap American beer and screaming like Rick Flair every 2 minutes.

Now imagine that you are out on the town at the most exclusive restaurant about to bite into a warm wedge salad while your fresh Canadian model girlfriend is massaging your junk under the table with her bare foot.

Now imagine a bunch of beer-swilling hockey nuts see you and decide to come over for a chat.

The imagine them burping in your face and asking you to sign their plaid clad wearing, toque wearing girlfriend’s tatas while they take a few selfies with you screaming GO Sens Goooooo!

Now imagine more idiot sens fans enter the restaurant, and your Swedish stiffy goes away as more
Camera phones start video taping you try to bite into your Swedish meatballs or whatever rich dudes from Sweden eat.

Now imagine that instead of going home to pork your model girl friend you end up apologizing to her and you end up alone, unsatiated in more ways than one.

Now imagine that this happened every time you step out of your home.

Or... play in Florida, pay no tax, sun your buns everyday, and be anonymous while stacking mad cheddar in the bank while riding your speed boat all over the place.
- Da_Cashman

I ran out of imagination

The mother(frank)er gets paid millions to work 3 hrs a day. All this other bullpoop is for the birds. Welcome to the show.

I'm just the messenger. I think they should absolutely do it now. I'm just saying what Dorion said.
- Wetbandit1

Totally get it, wasn't trying to jump on ya.

Nah, GMTM talk would be, let's trade for a slightly above average player, give up a ton, and kill the cap/prosepcts in the process

Were talking about an elite player.

But yeah, were never getting him
- sbroads24

You were right about Rivet. Listening to Instigators today, he's nailing it.

Have you been to a home game vs the leafs? Now imagine all of phase blue clad douxhes yelling GO LEAFS GO!!! and getting wasted on cheap American beer and screaming like Rick Flair every 2 minutes.

Now imagine that you are out on the town at the most exclusive restaurant about to bite into a warm wedge salad while your fresh Canadian model girlfriend is massaging your junk under the table with her bare foot.

Now imagine a bunch of beer-swilling hockey nuts see you and decide to come over for a chat.

The imagine them burping in your face and asking you to sign their plaid clad wearing, toque wearing girlfriend’s tatas while they take a few selfies with you screaming GO Sens Goooooo!

Now imagine more idiot sens fans enter the restaurant, and your Swedish stiffy goes away as more
Camera phones start video taping you try to bite into your Swedish meatballs or whatever rich dudes from Sweden eat.

Now imagine that instead of going home to pork your model girl friend you end up apologizing to her and you end up alone, unsatiated in more ways than one.

Now imagine that this happened every time you step out of your home.

Or... play in Florida, pay no tax, sun your buns everyday, and be anonymous while stacking mad cheddar in the bank while riding your speed boat all over the place.
- Da_Cashman

The Panthers need to hire you.

Boy the Leafs just fall apart in the playoffs don't they.

Oh look, Kadri being a dirt bag.

Kadri the kunt is back at it.

Have you been to a home game vs the leafs? Now imagine all of phase blue clad douxhes yelling GO LEAFS GO!!! and getting wasted on cheap American beer and screaming like Rick Flair every 2 minutes.

Now imagine that you are out on the town at the most exclusive restaurant about to bite into a warm wedge salad while your fresh Canadian model girlfriend is massaging your junk under the table with her bare foot.

Now imagine a bunch of beer-swilling hockey nuts see you and decide to come over for a chat.

The imagine them burping in your face and asking you to sign their plaid clad wearing, toque wearing girlfriend’s tatas while they take a few selfies with you screaming GO Sens Goooooo!

Now imagine more idiot sens fans enter the restaurant, and your Swedish stiffy goes away as more
Camera phones start video taping you try to bite into your Swedish meatballs or whatever rich dudes from Sweden eat.

Now imagine that instead of going home to pork your model girl friend you end up apologizing to her and you end up alone, unsatiated in more ways than one.

Now imagine that this happened every time you step out of your home.

Or... play in Florida, pay no tax, sun your buns everyday, and be anonymous while stacking mad cheddar in the bank while riding your speed boat all over the place.
- Da_Cashman

That's what hookers are for, bro.

Oh look, Kadri being a dirt bag.
- JetpackJesus

3 games for that would be kind.

3 games for that would be kind.
- RhinoFan

Doughty only got 1, that's all I'd expect from that. It's the playoffs, 1 playoff game is worth at least 3 regular season games. Stupid. but that's the way it is.

Kadri the kunt is back at it.
- Wetbandit1

My post wasn't even about what your post was about, I don't think. What a POS.

Kadri the kunt is back at it.
- Wetbandit1

This might be one of the scummiest hits I've ever seen. Holy poop.

My post wasn't even about what your post was about, I don't think. What POS.
- JetpackJesus

Mine was about the hit, I was just a little late.

Doughty only got 1, that's all I'd expect from that. It's the playoffs, 1 playoff game is worth at least 3 regular season games. Stupid. but that's the way it is.
- Wetbandit1

He'll be in next game, it's the Loafs lol

This might be one of the scummiest hits I've ever seen. Holy poop.
- The_Inkwell

Could've been a lot worse.