You’re just into Vegas because you have like six grand kids from all the stripper babies you left there in the 70s/80s and now they have a. Team
- RafiDRW

Nope. Those can't be Iggy's because Viagra didn't come onto the market until the late 90's.

Was raised Catholic, but kinda realized the neverending loop of hypocrisy early on. Plus they were strict with that stuff so it naturally soured me from it. It was kind of pathetic honestly. And then the neverending "prayers." Fear and guilt traps them into it, but all they gotta say is "faith" will lead you the promised land and all is G. Don't get me wrong, there are some really great Catholics (and I think my parents just made me formulate a hate for it due to how they forced it upon me at such a young age, but their arguments hinge on some vast assumptions, grand canyon type of vast).

Also, hate how people always debate about the afterlife and stuff like that. It's like that whole phrase: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Worry about the life you have now. Not one you've got no clue about other than from some book written when everybody thought the world was flat.
- EdmHockeyMan

Gamma hydroxybutric acid isn't really something ya see very often or at all in healthcare. Getting him enough benzo's or sleeping pills to knock a broad out so he can enjoy 30 seconds of pleasure is quite doable though.
- leonkennedy

Well whatever you use to get laid , pass it on to buddy.

Nope. Those can't be Iggy's because Viagra didn't come onto the market until the late 90's.
- leonkennedy

Yeah, but horny goat weed has been around since your dates birth year, granny (frank)er.

Well whatever you use to get laid , pass it on to buddy.
- Larsson_fan

I can't give him my tight ass and sick abs.

Yeah, but horny goat weed has been around since your dates birth year, granny (frank)er.
- RafiDRW

Pffft. You can keep your placebo's you hippy homeopathic (frank).

I can't give him my tight ass and sick abs.
- leonkennedy

Good thing you’re loose like a ham sandwich and fat enough to have your own area code.

Your final paragraph is the best thing you have ever written here.
- Larsson_fan

It's kind of a sad reality evident in most people's lives.

So many people worry about the future but forget about the present, but by the time it's all gone, it's all irrelevant.

We don’t care. Just go fuk a skank and get it over with.
- Iggysbff

You took the time to post. Which objects your claim.

Regardless, have any of you actually fuk'd a hooker?

I can't give him my tight ass and sick abs.
- leonkennedy

Jesus titty(frank)ingchrist..........you need to get laid bad bro.
- leonkennedy

Good thing you’re loose like a ham sandwich and fat enough to have your own area code.
- RafiDRW

You know I am not an American, right?

- EdmHockeyMan

Ok but....you know a Raccoon doesn't count though?

You took the time to post. Which objects your claim.

Regardless, have any of you actually fuk'd a hooker?
- EdmHockeyMan

Other than coma grannies that’s all Rutts has (frank)ed.

- RafiDRW

Ok but....you know a Raccoon doesn't count though?
- leonkennedy

No one told RC that.

You took the time to post. Which objects your claim.

Regardless, have any of you actually fuk'd a hooker?
- EdmHockeyMan

Does a stripper count?

Other than coma grannies that’s all Rutts has (frank)ed.
- Iggysbff

Your ex-wife is an escort, not a prostitute. There is a difference.

Does a stripper count?
- RafiDRW

No your wife doesn’t count.

Does a stripper count?
- RafiDRW

Did you have to pay the stripper?

Ok but....you know a Raccoon doesn't count though?
- leonkennedy

It can't count, cause I would be dead.

See Boris Bititoff Way to Die #611.

http://1000waystodie.wikia.com/wiki/Boris_Bititoff

Crazy that someone would actually do that though.

Your ex-wife is an escort, not a prostitute. There is a difference.
- leonkennedy

I don’t give a fuk what that Jesus freak calls herself.

I don’t give a fuk what that Jesus freak calls herself.
- Iggysbff

Maybe EDH has a shot then.

Did you have to pay the stripper?
- leonkennedy

No.

No your wife doesn’t count.
- Iggysbff

Buying her dinner doesn’t make her a prostitute if o have sex with her afterwards.