So Johnny Depp is getting sued by some guy who claims he got punched twice by him.


What does Depp weigh?105? Like getting hit by a 6th grader.

Didn't even need a calculator
- TPC

So Johnny Depp is getting sued by some guy who claims he got punched twice by him.


What does Depp weigh?105? Like getting hit by a 6th grader.
- mdw7413

Sure, but he's Captain Jack Sparrow!

Or alternatively, getting punched by those scissors has got to hurt.

Sure, but he's Captain Jack Sparrow!

Or alternatively, getting punched by those scissors has got to hurt.
- Pete V

So Johnny Depp is getting sued by some guy who claims he got punched twice by him.


What does Depp weigh?105? Like getting hit by a 6th grader.
- mdw7413

I ever tell you guys about the time Johnny Depp got decked?
There was a band called Ff a long time ago, and Tom Price's (RIP ) brother was bouncing at a Heiniken event. A drunk Johnny Depp was there with his guys and he kept harassing the girls. Tom's brother told him repeatedly to stop and eventually he tried to escort him out when Mr.Depp threw a punch which was promptly countered with a shot to the jaw which dropped him. Tom's bro(wish I could remember his name) turned to Depp's tough guys and told them to get him out of there, which they promptly complied with.

- mdw7413

That is the longest URL I've seen in a while.

- mdw7413

I ever tell you guys about the time Johnny Depp got decked?
There was a band called Ff a long time ago, and Tom Price's (RIP ) brother was bouncing at a Heiniken event. A drunk Johnny Depp was there with his guys and he kept harassing the girls. Tom's brother told him repeatedly to stop and eventually he tried to escort him out when Mr.Depp threw a punch which was promptly countered with a shot to the jaw which dropped him. Tom's bro(wish I could remember his name) turned to Depp's tough guys and told them to get him out of there, which they promptly complied with.
- Fenrir

- eichiefs9

- mdw7413

Zombie Wilfred!

Zombie Wilfred!
- Fenrir

People get the dumbest crap tattooed on their body.

People get the dumbest crap tattooed on their body.
- mdw7413

I don't think that some people really appreciate the forever nature of tattoos.

Senior year of college, one of my buddies game home with some giant minotaur looking thing on his thigh. You are going to really regret that was my prevailing thought.

I don't think that some people really appreciate the forever nature of tattoos.

Senior year of college, one of my buddies game home with some giant minotaur looking thing on his thigh. You are going to really regret that was my prevailing thought.

- Pete V

I went to high school with a guy who has "Est. 1984" tattooed on his chest

I don't think that some people really appreciate the forever nature of tattoos.

Senior year of college, one of my buddies game home with some giant minotaur looking thing on his thigh. You are going to really regret that was my prevailing thought.

- Pete V

One of my friends got a tiger on his thigh right after HS from a guy who was "learning" how to tattoo. It was the worst thing I ever saw. Looked like a deformed kids stuffed animal tiger. My prevailing thought was "You will never ever get another BJ without the girl laughing hysterically."

I went to high school with a guy who has "Est. 1984" tattooed on his chest
- eichiefs9

Why not just tattoo your entire birth certificate on your chest?

Scallions are so one-dimensional. You can do more with radishes, ever had them pickled?
- Fenrir

ya but how bad are your burps after radishes?

One of my friends got a tiger on his thigh right after HS from a guy who was "learning" how to tattoo. It was the worst thing I ever saw. Looked like a deformed kids stuffed animal tiger. My prevailing thought was "You will never ever get another BJ without the girl laughing hysterically."
- mdw7413

Gonna need to walk around with an ace bandage around his thigh when the potential exists.

ya but how bad are your burps after radishes?
- mrn22

Better than Salmon...

Gonna need to walk around with an ace bandage around his thigh when the potential exists.
- Pete V

As Jim would say The (Fake) Hockey News has written a solid article on the Rangers.

https://thehockeynews.com...rs-building-the-right-way

Better than Salmon...
- mdw7413

just got done with some for lunch

As Jim would say The (Fake) Hockey News has written a solid article on the Rangers.

https://thehockeynews.com...rs-building-the-right-way
- tomburton99

Please stay on topic, we are talking about bad tattoos.

As Jim would say The (Fake) Hockey News has written a solid article on the Rangers.

https://thehockeynews.com...rs-building-the-right-way
- tomburton99

In a couple years our lineup could look completely different, Chytil Hayes Andersson Howden down the middle, Hajek Lindgren Miller on the left, Lindqvist and maybe Skjei moves over to the right. Should be fun in a couple years.

In a couple years our lineup could look completely different, Chytil Hayes Andersson Howden down the middle, Hajek Lindgren Miller on the left, Lindqvist and maybe Skjei moves over to the right. Should be fun in a couple years.
- nyrangers9479

We do have Staal, Smith, and Shatty all signed through 2021

We do have Staal, Smith, and Shatty all signed through 2021
- picklerick

Al 3 will be gone before contracts are up. Either buyout for Staal or Smith. Shatty probably traded. Most likely the only one to finish his contract here.