"I can kill you in over 700 ways, just with my hands bro."

What a goober.
- RhinoFan

You see those words hurt I would say I could hug you 700 different ways

Hey now

It’s almost Friday be nice
- gerbe75pts

Frank you frank.

what exactly is my best?

I can't take anything that's Sabres-associated seriously until I see an actual product on the ice. Not horribly contrasted and damp looking uniforms and a bunch of undisciplined idiots, but a well-dressed and entertaining game and an atmosphere that doesn't drag with paper fans and drunk morons who don't know how to root for a team whether it's losing or not. Obviously the losing has a lot to do with it but I don't like how a miserable on-ice attitude has been allowed to drag on this entire time.

Ted Nolan wouldn't have been such a bad last few years and we still would have finished last. For a guy who loves his "Sabres Alumni", Terry Pegula sure has run through quite a few of them since he's bought the team.

It's no excuse for lazy management this last several years, in any case. The marketing is stale, the presentation is old, the tone is flat and the environment is empty of any kind of emotion. It's all just a ho-hum attitude from the top down, and the fanbase isn't free of this criticism, either. The players live like the populace does in Buffalo.

Criticize Jack and Sam for supposedly being drinkers who stay up until the sun comes up on game days and still show up to work, yeah, how dare they. They aren't Jim-Kellying around town or driving into buildings and literally every single player ever does that when they're young and grinding the schedule.

I do see them go through the motions but I do NOT see them mope. I have seen a few players mope and be invisible leaders in a confused locker-room that's clearly hostile because they don't have a healthy work environment.

It's still a (frank)ing poop-show and until it actually appears as a consistent and entertaining on-ice product, then there's no point in repeating the same things Ad nauseam and taking blog discussion so seriously that it interferes with your everyday life.

Suck it, beady.
- Der Kaiser

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and had over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll poop fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

Who's this Tyler Randell the Amerks just signed to a 1 year deal?

Who's this Tyler Randell the Amerks just signed to a 1 year deal?
- 51_Killer

4th line AHL grinder

Who's this Tyler Randell the Amerks just signed to a 1 year deal?
- 51_Killer

Stat line from last year, he played 27 games for Boston in 2015-16, that's last NHL time.

Bellville - 57 3 5 8 -15 94

Hockey game on the ice
Brings my blood to rise
Body checks rattle the soul
And my sweet song begins its reverie

Hot beef on weck-too much sodium chloride
Rob ray makes the opponents hide
Anchor bar for the idiots on tour
Little Greaser’s Bar in aspen lane for the savants
Blue cheese, les carrotes, celery are to international cuisine
As my life is to gravel and cement

The girls did howl at my youthful shutter
I’ll make them pay, under my breath I mutter
Executive time with my loving wife
While Helix wails on the clock radio

Don’t tell me about the gold and blue
I’ve had seasons since 1972, Knox himself gave me a box of popcorn
And I taught the black man janitor to dance on top of the scoreboard at the Aud
My fists are weapons yet
They build and destroy
The city, the waterfront, the universe!
- Da_Cashman

Epic. Myself and my dog approve.

Stat line from last year, he played 27 games for Boston in 2015-16, that's last NHL time.

Bellville - 57 3 5 8 -15 94
- RhinoFan

- 51_Killer

"The world needs ditch diggers"

"The world needs ditch diggers"
- jochfr

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and had over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll poop fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
- jcragcrumple

you have a lot of free time

you have a lot of free time
- nikel

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-copypasta

-basically
- jcragcrumple

Who posted that rant?

Who posted that rant?
- jdfitz77

It's a classic internet rant meme

https://youtu.be/MVrHuqFzmps

5 minute video of Hutton, Reaves and Berglund shooting the poop. Bonus appearance by Steve Ott.

Worth the watch. Hutton seems like a funny dude

Trigger warning for Gerbe: they're ripping on Berglund for being slow
- jcragcrumple

But Sbroads told me he was fast?

It's a classic internet rant meme
- jcragcrumple

Ok...
i thought someone here actually wrote that

Frank you frank.
- Der Kaiser

I love you kaiser

I love you kaiser
- gerbe75pts

U hearing any rumors about Trouba being available?

Suddenly everyone on CapFriendly is trading for him

He’s a cool dude he seems to love buffalo a lot
- gerbe75pts

somebody had a photo of him as a very young boy on the ice in a white goat-head jersey

Gus use to care now he’s heartless
- gerbe75pts

source?

U hearing any rumors about Trouba being available?

Suddenly everyone on CapFriendly is trading for him
- jdfitz77

I remember him requesting a trade out of Winnipeg a year ago and they never moved him. Trade proposals could be due to his impending arbitration hearing and they fact that they have Buff, Myers, Poolman as RHD and not so much at LHD.

source?
- Michael Pachla

Imakesh!tup.com/malenudes



That’s my guess anyways.

I remember him requesting a trade out of Winnipeg a year ago and they never moved him. Trade proposals could be due to his impending arbitration hearing and they fact that they have Buff, Myers, Poolman as RHD and not so much at LHD.
- Pegullaville

Last i heard about that was a couple weeks ago on Elliott Friedman’s “31 thoughts” podcast- that Trouba had dropped the trade request & was happy there

Was just wondering if anything has come out about the current contract negotiations?

I’m assuming WPG wants to get him locked up long term
An arbitration award will make him a UFA after i believe
Can’t imagine the Jets want that

Imakesh!tup.com/malenudes



That’s my guess anyways.
- dadeadhead

might be a good guess

Last i heard about that was a couple weeks ago on Elliott Friedman’s “31 thoughts” podcast- that Trouba had dropped the trade request & was happy there

Was just wondering if anything has come out about the current contract negotiations?

I’m assuming WPG wants to get him locked up long term
An arbitration award will make him a UFA after i believe
Can’t imagine the Jets want that
- jdfitz77

Most he can get is 2 years now though since they are already doing the hearing process.