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Monyhands23
Calgary Flames
Joined: 04.28.2018

Jul 20 @ 10:47 PM ET
Our zoo has panads, end of argument.

Yours has gravel parking lot.

Idk what this has to do with hockey but deal with it
Glak18
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: "It's pretty big loogie on my face, so I was pretty psssted".", PA
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 20 @ 11:00 PM ET
I can't wait for the rest of the teams...

Let's try to guess a couple.

Flyers...something something Broad Street Bullies or something goaltender cliche.

Toronto...been around longer than the Golden Girls and "support" the NHL with all their revenue, yet still haven't won anything. Vegas has been in the league for one year and already have accomplished more.
leafsfann
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Joined: 05.11.2014

Jul 20 @ 11:02 PM ET
yeah quote a drunk that got ran out of 2 cities



- homiedclown


Why not? At least he knows where the party's at.
hunter3333
Edmonton Oilers
Location: NE
Joined: 01.03.2008

Jul 20 @ 11:06 PM ET
F the oilers


-Lauren Pronger

- homiedclown
She probably did (frank) half the team.
Dongull_Trump
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Soon to be prison.
Joined: 03.24.2018

Jul 20 @ 11:06 PM ET
Anaheim: For not being the Leafs.

Arizona: For not being the Leafs.

Boston: For not being the Leafs.

Buffalo: For not being the Leafs.

Calgary: For not being the Leafs.

Carolina: For not being the Leafs.

Chicago: For not being the Leafs.

Colorado: For not being the Leafs.

Columbus: For not being the Leafs.

Dallas: For not being the Leafs.

Detroit: For not being the Leafs.

Edmonton: Cloutier.

Florida: For not being the Leafs.

Los Angeles. For not being the Leafs.

Minnesota: For not being the Leafs.

Montreal: For not being the Leafs.

Nashville: For not being the Leafs.

New Jersey: For not being the Leafs.

New York (Islanders): THANK YOU FOR TAVARES.

New York (Rangers): For not being the Leafs.

LOLtawa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Philadelphia: For not being the Leafs.

Pittsburgh: For not being the Leafs.

San Jose: For not being the Leafs.

St. Louis: For not being the Leafs.

Tampa Bay: For not being the Leafs.

Toronto: For not being THIS Toronto Maple Leafs team until now.

Vancouver: Little brother syndrome.

Vegas: For not being the Leafs.

Washington: Ovechkin

Winnipeg: For not being the Leafs.
Glak18
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: "It's pretty big loogie on my face, so I was pretty psssted".", PA
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 20 @ 11:24 PM ET
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?
A: It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Maple Leafs fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: What does an Toronto Maple Leafs fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
benmacw
Edmonton Oilers
Location: edmonton, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Jul 20 @ 11:25 PM ET
Well, at least Buffalo's not Edmonton, so there's that.
- sskkoo1

No then youd have a nice city.
jcragcrumple
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Reluctant bridge jumper; 6th round OHL draft pick, YT
Joined: 04.04.2016

Jul 20 @ 11:29 PM ET
No then youd have a nice city.
- benmacw


"Edmonton: it's not Winnipeg!"
YzermanTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Reveen is JB’s salad tosser
Joined: 08.21.2013

Jul 20 @ 11:36 PM ET
Anaheim: wienerhead players under a dippoop coach.

Arizona: For being associated with Tanner.

Boston: Can’t say “park the car” right.

Buffalo: For overvaluing 4-6 dman, Ristolainen. He sucks.

Calgary: For not owning up to being the little brother of Edmonton.

Carolina: You took the Whalers away.

Chicago: Bunch of whiny bandwagon jackass fans.

Colorado: Claude.

Columbus: who?

Dallas: For stepping in the crease.

Detroit: Every (frank)ing reason imaginable.

Edmonton: wasting Hemsky.

Florida: For not being Tampa.

Los Angeles. They stole Gretzky.

Minnesota: Not really ever doing anything.

Montreal: (frank)ing frogs.

Nashville: Not doing stripper nights on Broadway.

New Jersey: 1995

New York (Islanders): the Nabovkov poop.

New York (Rangers): Not giving more for Smith and Sproul.

LOLtawa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Philadelphia: Batteries and bracelets

Pittsburgh: 2009 was an anomaly.

San Jose: Not keeping Cheechoo.

St. Louis: For not having good bbq.

Tampa Bay: For stealing Yzerman.

Toronto: for not taking Ken Holland with Babcock.

Vancouver: Who?

Vegas: Not utilizing Tatar.

Washington: Not putting up a fight in 1998

Winnipeg: being Nashville north.
Glak18
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: "It's pretty big loogie on my face, so I was pretty psssted".", PA
Joined: 06.26.2007

Jul 20 @ 11:40 PM ET
"Edmonton: it's not Winnipeg!"
- jcragcrumple


On behalf of Buffalo, their city looks like a dump, but they have very nice women there. If you visit the city the women are extremely friendly, I was told they don't see men that often.
Dongull_Trump
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Soon to be prison.
Joined: 03.24.2018

Jul 20 @ 11:41 PM ET
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?
A: It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Maple Leafs fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: What does an Toronto Maple Leafs fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

- Glak18



nikel
Buffalo Sabres
Location: las vegas, NV
Joined: 01.15.2013

Jul 21 @ 12:00 AM ET
Being the Sabres fan being the first to female dog about a joke blog kind of makes his point doesn't it?
- Smurffin


I guess I missed the part about it being a joke blog?...I think you might want to re-read the first few paragraphs of his blog where he explains his intentions and point out how it's supposed to be a parody.
Razzdazzle1
Calgary Flames
Joined: 05.17.2015

Jul 21 @ 12:03 AM ET

Can't wait till Edmonton drafts it's 5th #1 overall and trades McDavid for a culture change.

YzermanTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Reveen is JB’s salad tosser
Joined: 08.21.2013

Jul 21 @ 12:09 AM ET
Can't wait till Edmonton drafts it's 5th #1 overall and trades McDavid for a culture change.
- Razzdazzle1

Theyd still be doing better than the Flamers.
RoloTahmasee
Joined: 07.24.2009

Jul 21 @ 12:09 AM ET
I'd have no problem with the Wild changing their name to the North Stars

You could have the Dallas Stars and the Minnesota North Stars and I don't think anyone would care
YzermanTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Reveen is JB’s salad tosser
Joined: 08.21.2013

Jul 21 @ 12:13 AM ET
I'd have no problem with the Wild changing their name to the North Stars

You could have the Dallas Stars and the Minnesota North Stars and I don't think anyone would care

- RoloTahmasee

I don’t think half the fans would even notice a similarity.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 21 @ 12:22 AM ET
I'd have no problem with the Wild changing their name to the North Stars

You could have the Dallas Stars and the Minnesota North Stars and I don't think anyone would care

- RoloTahmasee

Minnesota North Stars

Dallas South Stars
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jul 21 @ 12:33 AM ET
This blog is pretty hilarious. If you were hoping to piss off a lot of people, job well done!

Just disappointing you didn't do the Leafs in this segment so I could join in with the outrage and insults. Next blog, I guess.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 21 @ 12:33 AM ET
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jul 21 @ 12:35 AM ET
Anaheim: For not being the Leafs.

Arizona: For not being the Leafs.

Boston: For not being the Leafs.

Buffalo: For not being the Leafs.

Calgary: For not being the Leafs.

Carolina: For not being the Leafs.

Chicago: For not being the Leafs.

Colorado: For not being the Leafs.

Columbus: For not being the Leafs.

Dallas: For not being the Leafs.

Detroit: For not being the Leafs.

Edmonton: Cloutier.

Florida: For not being the Leafs.

Los Angeles. For not being the Leafs.

Minnesota: For not being the Leafs.

Montreal: For not being the Leafs.

Nashville: For not being the Leafs.

New Jersey: For not being the Leafs.

New York (Islanders): THANK YOU FOR TAVARES.

New York (Rangers): For not being the Leafs.

LOLtawa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Philadelphia: For not being the Leafs.

Pittsburgh: For not being the Leafs.

San Jose: For not being the Leafs.

St. Louis: For not being the Leafs.

Tampa Bay: For not being the Leafs.

Toronto: For not being THIS Toronto Maple Leafs team until now.

Vancouver: Little brother syndrome.

Vegas: For not being the Leafs.

Washington: Ovechkin

Winnipeg: For not being the Leafs.

- Dongull_Trump


Well written article. You've provided some solid arguments. Bigly.
YzermanTheMan
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Reveen is JB’s salad tosser
Joined: 08.21.2013

Jul 21 @ 12:36 AM ET
This blog is pretty hilarious. If you were hoping to piss off a lot of people, job well done!

Just disappointing you didn't do the Leafs in this segment so I could join in with the outrage and insults. Next blog, I guess.

- Thecakeisalie

Leafs are overrated. Don’t have Karlsson yet.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Jul 21 @ 12:45 AM ET
Leafs are overrated. Don’t have Karlsson yet.
- YzermanTheMan


Don't worry. I bought some Leafs themed bedsheets and a set of pajamas and mailed them to the Karlsson's residence. It's all just a matter of time now.






P.S. Damn you Oilers4Life14! Look what you've done to the page! Gotta edit that comment and reduce the size of your video. It's madness in here! Madness!!!
Aerchon
Joined: 10.14.2011

Jul 21 @ 12:49 AM ET
The Calgary inferiority complex to Edmonton is real. Not the city. Just in terms of hockey.

The battle of Alberta was such a big thing back in the 80's. Both teams so good but Edmonton almost always better. Teams hated coming to Alberta and it was dubbed visiting death Valley.

Even during the decade of darkness many Flames fans only measurement of success was based on being better than the Oilers.
Oilers4Life14
Detroit Red Wings
Location: ON
Joined: 03.06.2013

Jul 21 @ 1:01 AM ET
Don't worry. I bought some Leafs themed bedsheets and a set of pajamas and mailed them to the Karlsson's residence. It's all just a matter of time now.






P.S. Damn you Oilers4Life14! Look what you've done to the page! Gotta edit that comment and reduce the size of your video. It's madness in here! Madness!!!

- Thecakeisalie


"OiLeRs4LIfE14"
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Jul 21 @ 1:04 AM ET
Q: Why is the Hockey Hall Of Fame in Toronto?
A: It's the only way Leafs fans can get to see the Stanley Cup!

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Maple Leafs fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: What does an Toronto Maple Leafs fan do when his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

- Glak18




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