Guys, Loui is a true professional. He keeps himself on a very strict diet as evident by his cheekbones and slim but strong figure.

It’s entirely possible that he’s been the inspiration for Virtanen and Hutton to lose weight.
- Nucker101

6 mil is a lot to pay for a nutritionist.

Guys, Loui is a true professional. He keeps himself on a very strict diet as evident by his cheekbones and slim but strong figure.

It’s entirely possible that he’s been the inspiration for Virtanen and Hutton to lose weight.
- Nucker101

6 mil is a lot to pay for a nutritionist.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Yeah we should have stuck with Shane O'Brien for league mininum.

6 mil is a lot to pay for a nutritionist.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Didn't we pay 5 mil for a sleep therapist? I mean he didn't score any goals either but still?

Yeah we should have stuck with Shane O'Brien for league mininum.
- golfingsince

I really liked him.

I really liked him.
- thundachunk

As a nutrionist ? me too.

Not so sure he'd be a good one for the team though.

6 mil is a lot to pay for a nutritionist.
- A_SteamingLombardi

Except that a nutritionist wouldnt count against the cap

I really liked him.
- thundachunk

During the season he does a weekly radio spot on SN650, it's usually pretty good stuff!

Yeah we should have stuck with Shane O'Brien for league mininum.
- golfingsince

Eating just potatoes and cabbage is not a diet.

Here's a Hebrew lesson for you guys.

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:

"This is a woman, we can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a famine, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,



"Idiots... Hebrew is read from right to left, It says: "Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick!"
- A_SteamingLombardi

Saw Goldobin today.

Man he has a lot of Tattoos

Saw Goldobin today.

Man he has a lot of Tattoos
- classic321

Was he fat?

Was he fat?
- A_SteamingLombardi

Extremely.

Not just Obese, but Morbidly Obese.

Saw Goldobin today.

Man he has a lot of Tattoos
- classic321

Maybe he's in the mafia? Green better watch out.

Was he fat?
- A_SteamingLombardi

If we need to fatten these guys up, I know just the guy.

Eating just potatoes and cabbage is not a diet.
- A_SteamingLombardi

The only diet part is diet coke with his rum.

The only diet part is diet coke with his rum.
- golfingsince

The Irish don't use mixer.

Eating just potatoes and cabbage is not a diet.
- A_SteamingLombardi

It could be

Just get some celebrity to endorse it.

I lost 20 pounds in 2 weeks eating potatoes and cabbage

If we need to fatten these guys up, I know just the guy.
- thundachunk

Are you talking about the Canucks Strength and Conditioning coaches.

They seem pretty good at it

Here's a Hebrew lesson for you guys.

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000 years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said:

"This is a woman, we can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a famine, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,



"Idiots... Hebrew is read from right to left, It says: "Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick!"
- A_SteamingLombardi

We did improve the D we picked up Hughes and Woo

Are you talking about the Canucks Strength and Conditioning coaches.

They seem pretty good at it
- classic321

Canuck have replaced Fin with a new mascot.

Saw Goldobin today.

Man he has a lot of Tattoos
- classic321

He’s hot

He’s hot
- Nucker101

You find every guy hot, weren't you just talking about Loui's cheekbones?

He’s hot
- Nucker101

You chase anyone wearing a jock strap.