I'm wondering if Dubas set this whole thing up.

"Hey Nylander - we are going to pay you $2 million/year less than market value, but FFS, would you look at how long you can sell over-priced crap to idiot Leafs fans waaaaaaaaaay after your career is over?"

Dubas is a geenyuss.
- Atomic Wedgie

Why not?!

I want a Toskala end to end goal tshirt.
- AdamFrench

Boyd Devereaux hat-trick hat for me.

I'm wondering if Dubas set this whole thing up.

"Hey Nylander - we are going to pay you $2 million/year less than market value, but FFS, would you look at how long you can sell over-priced crap to idiot Leafs fans waaaaaaaaaay after your career is over?"

Dubas is a geenyuss.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'll bet Nylander signs tonight.

He just wanted to avoid the embarrassment of having to play the Sens.

It's basically hoping people buy this stuff as gifts for their nostalgic Leafs fan friends. I hear that market is huge. HUGE.
- Unholy_Goalie

Holy frank, but in the days when I used to get Christmas presents from relatives (usually the "secret Santa - everybody draws one name"), whomever drew my name from my in-laws would simply buy anything with a Leafs logo on it. It did not matter what the crap actually was - there was no thought involved. Just "Hey, that spare tire cover has a Leafs logo - my brother in law Wedgie loves the Leafs! I"ll take it!"

Wedgie on Christmas morning: "Ummm, my spare tire is actually in the trunk - I don't own a Jeep."

Brother in law: "You love the Leafs!"

Boyd Devereaux hat-trick hat for me.
- Unholy_Goalie

Joey Crabb on the 1st line beer stein.

I'll take two.

Holy frank, but in the days when I used to get Christmas presents from relatives (usually the "secret Santa - everybody draws one name"), whomever drew my name from my in-laws would simply buy anything with a Leafs logo on it. It did not matter what the crap actually was - there was no thought involved. Just "Hey, that spare tire cover has a Leafs logo - my brother in law Wedgie loves the Leafs! I"ll take it!"

Wedgie on Christmas morning: "Ummm, my spare tire is actually in the trunk - I don't own a Jeep."

Brother in law: "You love the Leafs!"
- Atomic Wedgie

Not that I wish you ill will but I'm really hoping one of those in-laws buys you one of those Gilmour bracelets now.

Joey Crabb on the 1st line beer stein.

I'll take two.
- Atomic Wedgie

Don't forget the matching Tim Connolly whiskey snifter.

Max Domi is a genius.

Suspended for the rest of the pre-season.

I wonder how many vets are going to sucker-punch other guys tonight, in the hopes of getting a free pass until opening night?

Joey Crabb on the 1st line beer stein.

I'll take two.
- Atomic Wedgie

Think you guys are on to something here. Launch a "Rotten Leafs" lineup. Toskala, Crabb, Clarkson, Bernier, Komisarek, McCabe blasting one into his own net, Tim Connolly...just make a bunch of crap with their names on it.

Don't forget the matching Tim Connolly whiskey snifter.
- Unholy_Goalie

We could do this all day.

So why don't we?

Leafs waffle maker/trebuchet.

So forgive me if this has already been covered today:

Doug Gilmour just launched his new website:

https://douggilmour93.com/

You know I love you, Dougie, but wow, this is embarrassing.




$59 for a franking hat? Even .HoHo. isn't going to buy that.



$50 for a men's bracelet, a.k.a. women repellent?



Although the beer might be a good thing to bring to a party...

...for laughs.
- Atomic Wedgie

looks like the hat has been used for 10 years prior to sale

Max Domi is a genius.

Suspended for the rest of the pre-season.

I wonder how many vets are going to sucker-punch other guys tonight, in the hopes of getting a free pass until opening night?
- Atomic Wedgie

Domi, Shaw and Gallagher would be the most annoying 3rd line in the NHL.

I have this feeling Domi is going to end up with the Leafs eventually, just because.

looks like the hat has been used for 10 years prior to sale
- daeth

Dougie worked it in to look like that...it's his 93 mission cap.

Max Domi is a genius.

Suspended for the rest of the pre-season.

I wonder how many vets are going to sucker-punch other guys tonight, in the hopes of getting a free pass until opening night?
- Atomic Wedgie

Nylander is more of a genius

He is going to still get paid in full no matter how much time he misses

We could do this all day.

So why don't we?

Leafs waffle maker/trebuchet.
- Atomic Wedgie

Leafs weather balloon / reusable douche.

looks like the hat has been used for 10 years prior to sale
- daeth

i dont mind the look of the hat.

you can get some shoes to go with it

https://www.ssense.com/en...VZ0GV0RCTLTBoCYHIQAvD_BwE

Max Domi is a genius.

Suspended for the rest of the pre-season.

I wonder how many vets are going to sucker-punch other guys tonight, in the hopes of getting a free pass until opening night?
- Atomic Wedgie

I think it actually hurts the Habs.. They were going to try Domi at C.. Now they can't until the regular season starts.

We could do this all day.

So why don't we?

Leafs waffle maker/trebuchet.
- Atomic Wedgie

A Randy Carlyle approved toaster?

So forgive me if this has already been covered today:

Doug Gilmour just launched his new website:

https://douggilmour93.com/

You know I love you, Dougie, but wow, this is embarrassing.




$59 for a franking hat? Even .HoHo. isn't going to buy that.



$50 for a men's bracelet, a.k.a. women repellent?



Although the beer might be a good thing to bring to a party...

...for laughs.
- Atomic Wedgie

You wouldn't pay 60 bucks for a hat?

You tight bugger. Scottish ancestry?

I think it actually hurts the Habs.. They were going to try Domi at C.. Now they can't until the regular season starts.
- PatC80

I think we can all predict how well Max would do as a 1st line centre. Probably don't need to see a trial for an accurate verdict.

I think we can all predict how well Max would do as a 1st line centre. Probably don't need to see a trial for an accurate verdict.
- walshyleafsfan

This shirt isn't too bad. Maybe not at 39 bucks but if sales aren't up to par, maybe it'll be a good clearance item.




- Unholy_Goalie

Pretty sure that's Marner modeling the shirt

Pretty sure that's Marner modeling the shirt
- LeafGuy89

Marner's Zeus tattoo is bigger than that.

I think we can all predict how well Max would do as a 1st line centre. Probably don't need to see a trial for an accurate verdict.
- walshyleafsfan

He would still be better than anything they have.

Suck it HoHo
- Symba007

Oh.