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camfor
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Complete mis-use of stats, Is now called the Jimmy "T" special.
Joined: 12.08.2007

Oct 18 @ 5:58 PM ET
On an unrelated topic. Due to the Yote's pathetic start, I was able to pick up OEL on waivers in my fantasy pool. My hope is that "IF" he ever starts producing i can flip him for a point producing "D" man like Polak or Girardi!
MnGump
Minnesota Wild
Location: Columbus, MN
Joined: 06.21.2012

Oct 18 @ 6:06 PM ET
Tie Domi is a huge loser, who cares what he says? This is incredibly stupid, but anyone who's ever heard the guy talk before won't be surprised.
- James_Tanner

Yes!!!! Aha! The moral compass of HB and the defender of "feelings" and "fair treatment" is once again showing his true colors! Name calling, stereo typing, race baiting! Nicely done JT!!!
Njuice
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.21.2013

Oct 18 @ 6:28 PM ET
Haha ken daneko

You've had some pretty good random jokes lately

Btw, i read this blog title in buttheads voice and then i hear beavis svreaming "were gonna score!" And then they laugh like idiots for the next the minutes.

Mushrooms are good
ChonDerry
Location: Bedlamton, AB
Joined: 04.06.2016

Oct 18 @ 6:48 PM ET
Corey Crawford getting the start for the first time since last December - which I believe is also the same night the Coyotes last scored a goal. Everything has come full circle
leonkennedy
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: 3 cups in 5 years = DYNASTY
Joined: 04.13.2012

Oct 18 @ 6:52 PM ET
Yes!!!! Aha! The moral compass of HB and the defender of "feelings" and "fair treatment" is once again showing his true colors! Name calling, stereo typing, race baiting! Nicely done JT!!!
- MnGump

Great point. Hypocrisy is definitely one of Tanners strengths.
James Tanner
Washington Capitals
Location: North Cederbrooke , ON
Joined: 01.19.2017

Oct 18 @ 7:11 PM ET
Yes!!!! Aha! The moral compass of HB and the defender of "feelings" and "fair treatment" is once again showing his true colors! Name calling, stereo typing, race baiting! Nicely done JT!!!
- MnGump


Race baiting? Man your schtick is pathetic
Njuice
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 06.21.2013

Oct 18 @ 7:17 PM ET
Race baiting? Man your schtick is pathetic
- james_tanner1


that's my second favorite type of baiting
lemieux_66
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: ON
Joined: 02.27.2012

Oct 18 @ 7:43 PM ET

Great post. I especially enjoyed this part where Domi alludes to the fact that the Yotes are not a real team. Hiring some kid who only knew how to Hockey on a computer with a stats program has the Yotes no closer to being a "real" team than they were when they hired him for the job.


To be fair to Chayka, he was a damn good hockey player. Definitely one of the best around here growing up and had he not been injured, probably would have been drafted to the NHL.
Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Hail Satan
Joined: 10.07.2010

Oct 18 @ 10:13 PM ET
Nope. They are fighting it out with Buffalo for worst team in the league once again. Too bad. I kinda like Arizona since they were the former Jets at one time.
- jetsnation


Yeah, when will the Sabres win a game? Oh, wait. They may not be good, but they're better than 8 or 9 teams.

Edit: The Sabres have actually allowed less goals than the Jets if you don't count 2 empty netters with 12 and 13 seconds left.
EyeJay
Location: Sask
Joined: 09.29.2010

Oct 18 @ 10:19 PM ET
Great post. Literally lol'd!
EyeJay
Location: Sask
Joined: 09.29.2010

Oct 18 @ 10:20 PM ET
Scoring isn't what's important.

As long as they have more shot attempts for at 5v5 than they give up shot attempts against at 5v5, they are truly winners, regardless of the scoreboard.

In fact, I think every single time they get the puck, no matter where on the ice, they should just turn and fire it at the other net. Doesn't matter if it's wide, because it's still a shot attempt (and if it's icing, so what, faceoffs don't matter either) and that will help them have the coveted highest corsi and therefore win the NHL.

- Red001


Was referring to this post.
LeftCoaster
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Island City, BC
Joined: 07.03.2009

Oct 18 @ 11:28 PM ET
A lot of sarcasm on this thread, as per usual, so I guess I'll just continue the trend.

A win for the Coyotes, looks like they were out-shot though, so we can chalk this up to an outlier....didn't deserve to win but two points is two points.
VeryModernMan
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: Munich
Joined: 06.06.2017

Oct 19 @ 6:22 AM ET
Mr. Tanner blogs less and suddenly his team starts eh stops to suck... a very interesting correlation.
DutchSenators
Location: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Joined: 06.07.2015

Oct 19 @ 7:05 AM ET
Mr. Tanner blogs less and suddenly his team starts to suck... a very interesting correlation.
- VeryModernMan

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
MnGump
Minnesota Wild
Location: Columbus, MN
Joined: 06.21.2012

Oct 19 @ 9:34 AM ET
Race baiting? Man your schtick is pathetic
- james_tanner1

via GIPHY

Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Oct 19 @ 10:10 AM ET
Do you have any fancy stats to back up this opinion?
- ruttager17

Tie Domi: $14,349,971 in lifetime earnings from hockey (does not include endorsements).

James Tanner: $40 per blog.

But I'm sure Mr. Tanner has some fancy stat like he has more keystrokes than Domi, so eventually Tanner will end up with higher earnings.
Xizord
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I am Eklund, QC
Joined: 01.03.2007

Oct 19 @ 11:00 AM ET
Nope. They are fighting it out with Buffalo for worst team in the league once again. Too bad. I kinda like Arizona since they were the former Jets at one time.
- jetsnation


Buffalo ? how about Detroit man ?
James Tanner
Joined: 12.21.2013

Oct 19 @ 12:08 PM ET
Tie Domi: $14,349,971 in lifetime earnings from hockey (does not include endorsements).

James Tanner: $40 per blog.

But I'm sure Mr. Tanner has some fancy stat like he has more keystrokes than Domi, so eventually Tanner will end up with higher earnings.

- Atomic Wedgie



So when it comes down to it, the only thing that defines whether or not you're a loser is your bank account? Sure, Domi made some money punching people in the face, but he's still a garbage human with a big mouth and no education.
ChonDerry
Location: Bedlamton, AB
Joined: 04.06.2016

Oct 19 @ 1:26 PM ET
So when it comes down to it, the only thing that defines whether or not you're a loser is your bank account? Sure, Domi made some money punching people in the face, but he's still a garbage human with a big mouth and no education.
- James_Tanner



Some places that earns you Presidency
MnGump
Minnesota Wild
Location: Columbus, MN
Joined: 06.21.2012

Oct 19 @ 2:21 PM ET
So when it comes down to it, the only thing that defines whether or not you're a loser is your bank account? Sure, Domi made some money punching people in the face, but he's still a garbage human with a big mouth and no education.
- James_Tanner

Pot... kettle.... black...
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