- Scabeh

Dougie's better, even if he is gay I mean a huge nerd.


Plus Noah's a MAGA chud.

Have you ever seen the WHL draft names list? (frank)ing gold

Sequoia Swan: This is just an awesome name top to bottom. You take two beautiful things from nature, cram them in one name, then cram that name into some hockey. It’s perfect.
Krz Plummer: Vowels are overrated as hell. This is 2017, and we need to speak fast, learn quickly, and forget about those pesky other things. The best thing about “Krz” as a first name is that your brain unintentionally fills in letters you think should be there. Is it Kriz? Krez? Kroz? He could pronounce it any of these ways and still be awesome. Good name.
Anson McMaster: ANSON EFFING MCMASTER! How the heck do you find time to be a teenage hockey superstar AND an ‘80s action star?
Ethan Ironside: There’s no joke here — it’s just the perfect hockey name.
Joel Sexsmith: Some people are blacksmiths, others might be silversmiths. Joel is a darn Sexsmith. It’s rare to find a name that is both so darn alluring and also the perfect alt-title for Game of Thrones.
Aiden Bangs: This is the bone-zone of the name rankings, so get over it. Right after Joel Sexsmith is Aiden Bangs. What does Aiden do? He bangs. A good name tells you a little about the person — and this is perfect.
Payton Mount: You get the theme at this point.
James Bohn: The name’s Bohn, James Bohn.
Robbie Fromm-Delorme: This name is a sham. Robbie isn’t from Delorme at all. He’s from Prince Albert. False advertising.
Wyatt Marlow: This is such a good-ass film noir hockey name. Wyatt Marlow is the private eye everyone on the streets knows. He’s coming for you, unless he destroys himself first.
Kalen Szeto: Obligatory draft Star Wars name.
Daron Cyr: Obligatory draft Star Wars name 2.0.
Ty Yoder: Obligatory draft Star Wars name 3.0.
Chase Yoder: Obligator ... OK, these Yoder bros are definitely going to be a force.
Ozzy Wiesblatt: Winner of “most fun name to say” in the draft.
Kalen Ukrainetz: I’m a big fan of the “add TZ on the end of the country” name. That means my western hockey name would be James Australiatz.
Dylan Scriven: This is absolutely the name of some sort of misshapen troll sidekick of a mad scientist.
Dallon Melin: I know it’s probably pronounced “Me-leen” but nah, not into that. I AM very much into Dallon Melon. There’s cantaloupe, honeydew, and dallonmelon.
Chase Leslie: First there was Run, Lola, Run then there was Kill Bill. Now there’s Chase Leslie.
John Little: So his name is totally “Little, John” during a roll call. We see what you did there, parents.
Seth Jarvis: Best butler name in the draft.
Aiden De La Gorgendiere: Weird things happen when you get older. I used to be able to eat ANYTHING cooked De La Gorgendiere. But since I turned 30, it just gives me the worst friggin’ heartburn.
Talyn Boyko: Really looking forward to Boyko releasing that new edition of the AI-controlled home automaton.
- AdamFrench

(frank)ing krz.

(frank)ing krz.
- BINGO!

If he was from the frk family, he'd be Krz Frk

If he was from the frk family, he'd be Krz Frk
- TheMussel

Good one.

That's one thing Kessel never did.
- JSC

(frank)ing krz.
- BINGO!

TALYN!

If he was from the frk family, he'd be Krz Frk
- TheMussel

Frk Krz.. guy sucks at hockey..

Dougie's better, even if he is gay I mean a huge nerd.


Plus Noah's a MAGA chud.
- BINGO!

Canes made the right call

Read the Waddell comments on Nylander.

Interesting, though one thing I will say is that I don't believe a (frank)ing word that comes out of his mouth.

The dude claimed Noah Hanifin was not available in a trade two days before he traded him.
- BINGO!

but he really didn't say much about anything

Glak in EK's thread talking about Vasilevsky going down.


Neuvirth + 1st for nothing is the starting offer.

If he was from the frk family, he'd be Krz Frk
- TheMussel

I'd like to buy a vowel.....

but he really didn't say much about anything
- PatC80

No, not really. The only part I took with a grain of salt was that he hadn't contacted Nylander's agent.

I call bullpoop on that. You'd have to be crazy to think they hadn't done any due diligence on that front at all.

https://twitter.com/Buffa...tatus/1063130416289366017

No, not really. The only part I took with a grain of salt was that he hadn't contacted Nylander's agent.

I call bullpoop on that. You'd have to be crazy to think they hadn't done any due diligence on that front at all.
- BINGO!

Perhaps, but it wouldn't surprise me if that was actually true.. Michael is probably telling Willy to go anywhere but Carolina.

Perhaps, but it wouldn't surprise me if that was actually true.. Michael is probably telling Willy to go anywhere but Carolina.
- PatC80

Entirely possible.

https://twitter.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1063130416289366017


- senstroll

Same record as me in goal.

https://twitter.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1063130416289366017


- senstroll

Has anyone seen Marner doing YMCA in Marleau's car?

It looks like his order came in from the weed store.

Has anyone seen Marner doing YMCA in Marleau's car?

It looks like his order came in from the weed store.
- Garnie

yeah i seen that.

Dunno why but Matthews doing the finger guns to the little lad beside him killed me when I seen it.

Speaking of Matthews when does that (frank)er come back? Like 2 weeks still or what?

Has anyone seen Marner doing YMCA in Marleau's car?

It looks like his order came in from the weed store.
- Garnie

LOL Matthews in the back seat.

yeah i seen that.

Dunno why but Matthews doing the finger guns to the little lad beside him killed me when I seen it.

Speaking of Matthews when does that (frank)er come back? Like 2 weeks still or what?
- LeafGuy89

Tonight..... Maybe. Heard he was on the road trip.

Tonight..... Maybe. Heard he was on the road trip.
- bixll

Had to come on the road trip. If not, that would not go over well with the rest of the team, only thinking about himself. And we would have to trade him.

Ugh

go read it again. It was a (frank)ing example

Jesus people take things way too literal these days
- Santo_44

Im not a jesus person.
You are using that one example to say he is not a team player.
And that was the only specific example giving.

Not enough to say hes not a team player.

Had to come on the road trip. If not, that would not go over well with the rest of the team, only thinking about himself. And we would have to trade him.
- LeafGuy89

Have you ever seen the WHL draft names list? (frank)ing gold

Sequoia Swan: This is just an awesome name top to bottom. You take two beautiful things from nature, cram them in one name, then cram that name into some hockey. It’s perfect.
Krz Plummer: Vowels are overrated as hell. This is 2017, and we need to speak fast, learn quickly, and forget about those pesky other things. The best thing about “Krz” as a first name is that your brain unintentionally fills in letters you think should be there. Is it Kriz? Krez? Kroz? He could pronounce it any of these ways and still be awesome. Good name.
Anson McMaster: ANSON EFFING MCMASTER! How the heck do you find time to be a teenage hockey superstar AND an ‘80s action star?
Ethan Ironside: There’s no joke here — it’s just the perfect hockey name.
Joel Sexsmith: Some people are blacksmiths, others might be silversmiths. Joel is a darn Sexsmith. It’s rare to find a name that is both so darn alluring and also the perfect alt-title for Game of Thrones.
Aiden Bangs: This is the bone-zone of the name rankings, so get over it. Right after Joel Sexsmith is Aiden Bangs. What does Aiden do? He bangs. A good name tells you a little about the person — and this is perfect.
Payton Mount: You get the theme at this point.
James Bohn: The name’s Bohn, James Bohn.
Robbie Fromm-Delorme: This name is a sham. Robbie isn’t from Delorme at all. He’s from Prince Albert. False advertising.
Wyatt Marlow: This is such a good-ass film noir hockey name. Wyatt Marlow is the private eye everyone on the streets knows. He’s coming for you, unless he destroys himself first.
Kalen Szeto: Obligatory draft Star Wars name.
Daron Cyr: Obligatory draft Star Wars name 2.0.
Ty Yoder: Obligatory draft Star Wars name 3.0.
Chase Yoder: Obligator ... OK, these Yoder bros are definitely going to be a force.
Ozzy Wiesblatt: Winner of “most fun name to say” in the draft.
Kalen Ukrainetz: I’m a big fan of the “add TZ on the end of the country” name. That means my western hockey name would be James Australiatz.
Dylan Scriven: This is absolutely the name of some sort of misshapen troll sidekick of a mad scientist.
Dallon Melin: I know it’s probably pronounced “Me-leen” but nah, not into that. I AM very much into Dallon Melon. There’s cantaloupe, honeydew, and dallonmelon.
Chase Leslie: First there was Run, Lola, Run then there was Kill Bill. Now there’s Chase Leslie.
John Little: So his name is totally “Little, John” during a roll call. We see what you did there, parents.
Seth Jarvis: Best butler name in the draft.
Aiden De La Gorgendiere: Weird things happen when you get older. I used to be able to eat ANYTHING cooked De La Gorgendiere. But since I turned 30, it just gives me the worst friggin’ heartburn.
Talyn Boyko: Really looking forward to Boyko releasing that new edition of the AI-controlled home automaton.
- AdamFrench

My wife knows someone with middle name Sidney hattrick... I thought it was a joke. It was not.