what about the solar panel people, what do you give them
- jimbro83

I have solar panels.

Edit: I did tell the Omaha steaks guy that I don't cook or eat meat.

what about the solar panel people, what do you give them
- jimbro83

I tell them a guy named Jimbo is thinking about getting them

- JRR1285

One solar guy called me and I told him my address was 1 East 161st Ave in the Bronx.

He asked what kind of roof I had and I said I didn't have one. That threw him for a loop.

One solar guy called me and I told him my address was 1 East 161st Ave in the Bronx.

He asked what kind of roof I had and I said I didn't have one. That threw him for a loop.
- eichiefs9

One solar guy called me and I told him my address was 1 East 161st Ave in the Bronx.

He asked what kind of roof I had and I said I didn't have one. That threw him for a loop.
- eichiefs9

I have solar panels.

Edit: I did tell the Omaha steaks guy that I don't cook or eat meat.
- JRR1285

HA!

that wont stop the phone calls

HA!

that wont stop the phone calls
- jimbro83

How right you are.

How right you are.
- JRR1285

how about the endless phone calls from "the warranty department"

sir your 2011 Dodge warranty is over.

But I never had a Dodge.

oh ok, whatever car you drive the warranty is over

but I lease

is there anyone in the house with a car that has a warranty? because it's over

click

how about the endless phone calls from "the warranty department"

sir your 2011 Dodge warranty is over.

But I never had a Dodge.

oh ok, whatever car you drive the warranty is over

but I lease

is there anyone in the house with a car that has a warranty? because it's over

click
- jimbro83

I love those

how about the endless phone calls from "the warranty department"

sir your 2011 Dodge warranty is over.

But I never had a Dodge.

oh ok, whatever car you drive the warranty is over

but I lease

is there anyone in the house with a car that has a warranty? because it's over

click
- jimbro83

I usually tell them I have a 2018 Bentley GT or a Ferrari or something they know I don't have

I had one of the "lower your credit card interest rate" scam guys on the phone for 20 minutes last week. I correctly guessed he was calling me from Pakistan and proceeded to calmly explain to him for 20 straight minutes why his country was an actual third-world pile of trash

how about the endless phone calls from "the warranty department"

sir your 2011 Dodge warranty is over.

But I never had a Dodge.

oh ok, whatever car you drive the warranty is over

but I lease

is there anyone in the house with a car that has a warranty? because it's over

click
- jimbro83

Free vent cleaning with a service of your HVAC system

how about the endless phone calls from "the warranty department"

sir your 2011 Dodge warranty is over.

But I never had a Dodge.

oh ok, whatever car you drive the warranty is over

but I lease

is there anyone in the house with a car that has a warranty? because it's over

click
- jimbro83

I get hung up on when I ask what they can do for my wife's 2000 Accord with 267,000 miles.

Free vent cleaning with a service of your HVAC system
- mdw7413

But I have a boiler.

I usually tell them I have a 2018 Bentley GT or a Ferrari or something they know I don't have

I had one of the "lower your credit card interest rate" scam guys on the phone for 20 minutes last week. I correctly guessed he was calling me from Pakistan and proceeded to calmly explain to him for 20 straight minutes why his country was an actual third-world pile of trash
- eichiefs9

Blows their mind when I tell them I don't have a credit card, only an ATM card.

Rangers should try to pry David Quinn's boy away from Nashville

https://predlines.com/201...ing-dante-fabbros-rights/

But I have a boiler.
- Fenrir

Doesn't matter they will still clean your nonexistent vents

Doesn't matter they will still clean your nonexistent vents
- mdw7413

Doesn't matter what they are selling, I always try to turn it around and sell them a slightly used toaster. It usually ends with me telling them "you don't understand, this one toasts rye bread too"

Doesn't matter what they are selling, I always try to turn it around and sell them a slightly used toaster. It usually ends with me telling them "you don't understand, this one toasts rye bread too"
- smellmyfinger

Doesn't matter what they are selling, I always try to turn it around and sell them a slightly used toaster. It usually ends with me telling them "you don't understand, this one toasts rye bread too"
- smellmyfinger

new blog up

I have solar panels.

Edit: I did tell the Omaha steaks guy that I don't cook or eat meat.
- JRR1285

Lucky bastard!
Tried 10 years ago when they were practically free. Couldn't because I don't get enough sun hours since I live in the woods. Did investigate solar hot water, wife doesn't want the exposed piping on the roof.