Raw dog
- washedup20

Ftfy

Ravens got lucky. Maybe payback from last year.

Ftfy
- TheHank

Anal Sunday FTW.

Should've button hooked

Anal Sunday FTW.
- Wetbandit1

Bare back?

This is gonna be the same story with Skinner without Eichel he's just an average winger...Buyer beware
- pwasil7

Totally disagree. Skinner has produced without talent. Sheary hasn't.

Totally disagree. Skinner has produced without talent. Sheary hasn't.
- Wetbandit1

Perfect. Flip the wings on the top 2 lines.

Bare back?
- TheHank

I mean, yeah, rubber's just going to break anyway.

I mean, yeah, rubber's just going to break anyway.
- Wetbandit1

No comment

Perfect. Flip the wings on the top 2 lines.
- TheHank

Might not be a terrible idea for 10-15 games to get something going.

Might not be a terrible idea for 10-15 games to get something going.
- Wetbandit1

If the roster is what it's going to be I'm game.

You all completely SUCK....well, except Beady of course.

Want to solve the Sabres scoring woes?

-Sam moves to take-over 2C...because he was in fact selected 2OA, and YES it is his fault ... if he didnt want to be selected 2nd, he should have sucked more in Juniors.
-Jack moves to 2RW...because Sam can't put point up away from Jack...(frank) you Jack, deal with it.
-Okposso moves up to 1RW to get him going before the TDL
-Lockport Larry, playing bigger minutes and completely shinning in them takes over the 1C.
-Erod is friends with Jack, so he goes to 2LW
-KnottReadyStats demoted to 4th line to take over from LL in a golden position between Girgs/Ellie and Pommer
--Sheary, trying out his new double blade skates with training wheels continue to cleans the ice with his knees joins Sobotka and Tage on the 3rd line. Tage is completely infatuated with Sheary's new skates

Skinner - Lockport Larry - Okposo
ERod - Sammy - Jack
Connor double runner Sheary - Neil Sobotka - TNT
Elie/Girgs - NotSoMany Stats - Pommer

Order the Nacho Bar for Monday...let the chips fly!
- IonSabres

I can't distinguish whether this is satire

He doesn't put up 40 with Sobotka as his center
- sbroads24

Sobotka is also a 4th line player. Maybe a 3rd line winger, definitely not a 3C.

Sobotka is also a 4th line player. Maybe a 3rd line winger, definitely not a 3C.
- Wetbandit1

In the khl?

In the khl?
- TheHank

Schto za chort!

Schto za chort!
- Der Kaiser

What the hell!

The streak where he had a bunch of PP goals? (With Eichel)

His P/60 with O'Reilly was a whopping 1.79 at 5 on 5, which is average 2nd line numbers.

He had a bunch of PP points during his hot streak. Which is fine, but he didn't "explode" with O'Reilly
- sbroads24

15 of 23 EV points during his ~40% of his total EV play with ROR. Not counting the point he had with both ROR and Jack. 65% of his points during 40% of the time. That's pretty damn good.

Schto za chort!
- Der Kaiser

пошол на хуй!

пошол на хуй!
- Wetbandit1

Now you're going full on sputnik

Edit: Troll.

Homie v Boss:

Homie v Boss:


- Wetbandit1

Priceless

That one went over your head.

(frank) me in the goat ass. poop. You (frank)in wizzed that thing.
- TheHank

I haven't listened to that in forever.

Can we send Sobatka to go look for Berglung? Then void his contract to. Reminds me of one of the player pieces on a bubble boy Hockey game doing nothing but going back and forth like a kid just moving the knob for 40 seconds.
- Dewey NH

😂😂😂

15 of 23 EV points during his ~40% of his total EV play with ROR. Not counting the point he had with both ROR and Jack. 65% of his points during 40% of the time. That's pretty damn good.
- Wetbandit1

He still wasn't "on a tear" with O'Reilly. He was ok after being brutal, and did a lot of damage on the PP.

The only time he's ever produced at a high level 5 on 5 is with Jack