How much of an increase do you get when you fight Mantha?
- obie

That is a 1.05 multiplier

Yeah especially considering the 0 goals in his last 12 playoff games. Could be a huge impact player.
- Feds91Stammer

just shuddap. he's a playoff performer. end of story. no facts.

He might suck but at least he takes a lot of penalties.
- BINGO!

That is grit and heart right there. Can't teach that.

I'm on a bit of a hot streak right now. Just upping my value before the trade deadline.
- Feds91Stammer

Feds & Jensen to CBJ for Werenski.

That is a 1.05 multiplier
- Feds91Stammer

I would think it’d be a negative multiplier since he’ll usually break his finger fighting a future teammate.

Feds & Jensen to CBJ for Werenski.
- RafiDRW

Wait does this mean I have to move to Ohio?

Wait does this mean I have to move to Ohio?
- Feds91Stammer

No. Just teleconference once a week with Jarmo and tell him he speaks good English.

Ugh, Ohio. The Indiana of things non Indiana.

As was whoever gave you internet access.
- Feds91Stammer

So, you approve of cheap shots - like slamming Larkin's head into the boards? You think there is a place in hockey for this?

So, you approve of cheap shots - like slamming Larkin's head into the boards? You think there is a place in hockey for this?
- leon neon

I absolutely approve of anything that might kill a player on the ice, yes.

I absolutely approve of anything that might kill a player on the ice, yes.
- BINGO!

This. They know the risks. We should attach skate blades to their gloves as well.

This. They know the risks. We should attach skate blades to their gloves as well.
- RafiDRW

Once per season they need to release a bear onto the ice. It can happen at any time in any game. Ratings for NHL games would (frank)in skyrocket.

Once per season they need to release a bear onto the ice. It can happen at any time in any game. Ratings for NHL games would (frank)in skyrocket.
- BINGO!

Can the bear have skate blades attached to his hands too?

Can the bear have skate blades attached to his hands too?
- obie

Only katanas attached to circular saws.

Once per season they need to release a bear onto the ice. It can happen at any time in any game. Ratings for NHL games would (frank)in skyrocket.
- BINGO!

I approve of this.

Once per season they need to release a bear onto the ice. It can happen at any time in any game. Ratings for NHL games would (frank)in skyrocket.
- BINGO!

Can the bear wear a diaper?

Can the bear wear a diaper?
- eichiefs9

This is an honourable league. You're not gonna send him out there with his Richard hanging out. Show some class.

This is an honourable league. You're not gonna send him out there with his Richard hanging out. Show some class.
- BINGO!

I have some very specific fetishes and this would really go a long way for me

I have some very specific fetishes and this would really go a long way for me
- eichiefs9

- RafiDRW

- BINGO!

- RafiDRW

tHAGTs' noT WHAT LIMndA saId

tHAGTs' noT WHAT LIMndA saId
- eichiefs9

She called it a burrito. But that may be that Coga has a Mexican dish usually down his pants.

She called it a burrito. But that may be that Coga has a Mexican dish usually down his pants.
- RafiDRW

I see he has an open borders policy

I see he has an open borders policy
- eichiefs9

His bumper sticker:

I know for a fact that Tampa has zero interest in Simmonds. Take that to the bank.