Kucherov and Tavares are going to break their hands on each other in a fight.

Hedman and Matthews slew foot each other, fall awkwardly, and blow all four of their knees out.

Marner see this carnage, vomits, passes out on his feet and falls to the ice, giving himself a concussion.

All of this madness finally overcomes Stamkos, who goes nuts and is carried off in a straight-jacket while yelling something about pepperoni and syrup.
- GalacticStone

So, without using the words, you're actually saying that you don't think Andersen is a Vezina competitor...!?
- 21peter

Welcome to Leafs Life brah.

Nobody wants us to do well: blogger hacks or mainstream media alike.

No Kap

Kucherov and Tavares are going to break their hands on each other in a fight.

Hedman and Matthews slew foot each other, fall awkwardly, and blow all four of their knees out.

Marner see this carnage, vomits, passes out on his feet and falls to the ice, giving himself a concussion.

All of this madness finally overcomes Stamkos, who goes nuts and is carried off in a straight-jacket while yelling something about pepperoni and syrup.
- GalacticStone

- dmnted

thank God you didnt post a pepperoni gif...

No Kap
- Canada Cup

Should put nylander back with matthews. Brown with kadri and marleau.
Goat Moore and ennis as 4th line

Should put nylander back with matthews. Brown with kadri and marleau.
Goat Moore and ennis as 4th line
- bryant

If Kap is out, who’s playing with Matthews? If it’s Brown...holy poop.

If Kap is out, who’s playing with Matthews? If it’s Brown...holy poop.
- Steven_Seagull

will you self-ban yourself for the evening if it is?

will you self-ban yourself for the evening if it is?
- dmnted

I’ll pull an Alfie.

If Kap is out, who’s playing with Matthews? If it’s Brown...holy poop.
- Steven_Seagull

Ya kap is confirmed out.

You know what would be sweet?

NYI slip to the last wildcard spot. Face TB. Beat them.

Leafs sweep Boston.

Leafs beat NYI.

Leafs face who cares in the ECF because the other bracket sucks.

Leafs face the Flames in the finals and win in game 7 triple OT. JT conn smyte.


Oh and Marner, Kapanen, Johnnson go pointless so they don’t get paid.

Ok that last part is a lie but 90% of Leaf fans probably would want that to happen.

No Kap
- Canada Cup

Fractured Richard

That’s what I heard. The pre game ritual didn’t go as planed.

Ya kap is confirmed out.
- bryant

It’s Holdoutlander...

Because he blew Satan
- Zezel

Miroslav got a gig at sportsnet? Wow who knew

Hell yes. Looks like Auston has his slick willie back

Hell yes. Looks like Auston has his slick willie back
- senstroll

For how long? 2 shifts?

Hyman-Tavares-Marner
Johnsson-Matthews-Nylander
Marleau-Kadri-Brown
Ennis-Gauthier-Moore

Rielly-Hainsey
Muzzin-Zaitsev
Marincin-Ozhiganov

For how long? 2 shifts?
- Steven_Seagull

i only need 1

i only need 1
- daeth

5 points for the Buston/ Willie duo

5 points for the Buston/ Willie duo
- 21peter

- Fruitcakenipple

- Fruitcakenipple

very true!

- Steven_Seagull

Huston we have a problem...


Chris Johnston @reporterchris
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Tyler Ennis, listed as a scratch on NHL official game sheet, is on the #leafs bench to start the game.

- Fruitcakenipple