Oh, Pete... Didn't you know it's inappropriate to use genders now? May I suggest, "Oh, non-binary person of unassumed gender..." It just rolls off the tongue, right?
- Darksyde

And I learned recently you can't use the phrase "what are you guys doing" or "hey guys" to women, that's NOT cool.

These times they are a changin' Darky..

If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say this...
- hscesq

You'd be like DT

And I learned recently you can't use the phrase "what are you guys doing" or "hey guys" to women, that's NOT cool.

These times they are a changin' Darky..
- pete26

It's "colored" now, pete

He almost got it right.

It was a dude not a waitress
- WaterBoy

I have never seen anyone more bewildered.

It's "colored" now, pete
- mr.peanut

I thought it was "silverback"

I have never seen anyone more bewildered.
- dt99999

It's "colored" now, pete
- mr.peanut

son of a female dog!

And I learned recently you can't use the phrase "what are you guys doing" or "hey guys" to women, that's NOT cool.

These times they are a changin' Darky..
- pete26

And if you say "hey girls", then you sound like a pervert.

It's "colored" now, pete
- mr.peanut

And if you say "hey girls", then you sound like a pervert.
- Pat1993

Say helllllooooo ladieesss in val venis' voice

Say helllllooooo ladieesss in val venis' voice
- mr.peanut

or "what are you doing out of the kitchen?"

Say helllllooooo ladieesss in val venis' voice
- mr.peanut

or "what are you doing out of the kitchen?"
- Streit2ThePoint

lololol

never heard anything like my wife and her mother on the phone. both on speaker screaming into it so the other can hear. it's remarkable.

Say helllllooooo ladieesss in val venis' voice
- mr.peanut

never heard anything like my wife and her mother on the phone. both on speaker screaming into it so the other can hear. it's remarkable.
- DoubleDown

My wife gets in the car with me driving and the 2 kids in the back and decides to have a loud conversation with her aunt and everytime anyone makes a sound she tells "I'M ON THE PHONE!!!!!!"

they're just (frank)ed in the head bro....

- kicksave856

- Pat1993

did i ever tell you about the time i met them?

My wife gets in the car with me driving and the 2 kids in the back and decides to have a loud conversation with her aunt and everytime anyone makes a sound she tells "I'M ON THE PHONE!!!!!!"

they're just (frank)ed in the head bro....
- dt99999

I get this one, "mom called me, but I missed her call, give her a call and see what she wanted"

And my go to reply is, "you think she called you because she wanted to talk to me"??

And then I get "don't be such an bumhole"..

did i ever tell you about the time i met them?
- kicksave856

You met those guys? Noice!

never heard anything like my wife and her mother on the phone. both on speaker screaming into it so the other can hear. it's remarkable.
- DoubleDown

They both deaf?

You met those guys? Noice!
- Pat1993

no. that's probably why i never told you about the time i met them.

but i wish i had! love me some beastie boys.

no. that's probably why i never told you about the time i met them.

but i wish i had! love me some beastie boys.
- kicksave856

ass

no. that's probably why i never told you about the time i met them.

but i wish i had! love me some beastie boys.
- kicksave856

Jesus

love you guys