Karmas a female dog Geno
- Just5

I guess that's why the Flyers aren't making the playoffs with Gudas on their team.

Karmas a female dog Geno
- Just5

What'd I miss? Who'd Malkin hurt to deserve this?

What'd I miss? Who'd Malkin hurt to deserve this?
- MattStrat

Every mirror he has ever turned his gaze upon

I guess that's why the Flyers aren't making the playoffs with Gudas on their team.
- acdc1206

So wait, the Pens aren't making the playoffs now?

Every mirror he has ever turned his gaze upon
- jmatchett383

Sad but true

What'd I miss? Who'd Malkin hurt to deserve this?
- MattStrat

I believe the Cryer fan is referred to the slash Malkin did... the one that did not injure their player, barely if even clipped him, and he dove like a sniper had shot him. Yes... missed a slash warrants a cracked rib.

Karmas a female dog Geno
- Just5

rofl

I believe the Cryer fan is referred to the slash Malkin did... the one that did not injure their player, barely if even clipped him, and he dove like a sniper had shot him. Yes... missed a slash warrants a cracked rib.
- Guile

it does not, not act deserves an injury in return. Now, for a player to even think of swinging his stick at someones head like that? Just a scumbag move.

it does not, not act deserves an injury in return. Now, for a player to even think of swinging his stick at someones head like that? Just a scumbag move.
- wcorvette

"Yeah, I emptied an entire clip at him, but I missed him. Why do you wanna put me in jail? He wasn't hurt!"

it does not, not act deserves an injury in return. Now, for a player to even think of swinging his stick at someones head like that? Just a scumbag move.
- wcorvette

You are more than welcome to point out that the DOPS is useless and stupid in punishing players, won't argue that at all. But when it comes to karma... he pretty much missed, karma won't exist for failing to do the bad thing.

You are more than welcome to point out that the DOPS is useless and stupid in punishing players, won't argue that at all. But when it comes to karma... he pretty much missed, karma won't exist for failing to do the bad thing.
- Guile

See my post above yours.

My Predictions: METRO

1- PENS - 7-2 (14 points) 102 point finish. 44 ROW
CAR (W), NASH (L), DAL (W), NYR (W), NASH (W), CAR (L), DET (W x 2) NYR (W)

2- Caps - 5-4-1. (11 points) 102 point finish. 43 ROW
NJD (W), TBL (L), MIN (W), PHI (W), CAR (W), CAR (L), TBL (L), FLA (W), MTL (OTL), NYI (L)

3- NYI 4-5-1. (9 points) 100 point finish. 42 ROW

4- CAR - 6-4-1 (13 points) 98 point finish. 44 ROW

5- CBJ - 6-4-0 (12 points) 96 point finish. 45 ROW

My Predictions: METRO

1- PENS - 7-2 (14 points) 102 point finish. 44 ROW
CAR (W), NASH (L), DAL (W), NYR (W), NASH (W), CAR (L), DET (W x 2) NYR (W)

2- Caps - 5-4-1. (11 points) 102 point finish. 43 ROW
NJD (W), TBL (L), MIN (W), PHI (W), CAR (W), CAR (L), TBL (L), FLA (W), MTL (OTL), NYI (L)

3- NYI 4-5-1. (9 points) 100 point finish. 42 ROW

4- CAR - 6-4-1 (13 points) 98 point finish. 44 ROW

5- CBJ - 6-4-0 (12 points) 96 point finish. 45 ROW
- pens4life-66

But don't you know that the Flyers are going 10-0-0? That will give them 98 points and put them over CBJ. Makes your Caps prediction off, too.

bortuzzo. (frank)ing ex-guin curse continues

horn-simon-bjusdfjhksf may be one of the most competent third lines we've had in a while. fairly good last few games when they're together

"It is a small sample size, but in the eight games (and 65 total even-strength minutes) that this unit has been on the ice together, the Penguins have controlled territory at an elite rate. Per Natural Stat Trick, the Pens have generated 59% of the even-strength shot attempts and 62% of the even-strength scoring chances with this trio on the ice. In terms of actual shots on goal with this line on the ice, they are registering 57% of the shots."

https://puckprose.com/201...above-average-third-line/

horn-simon-bjusdfjhksf may be one of the most competent third lines we've had in a while. fairly good last few games when they're together

https://puckprose.com/201...above-average-third-line/
- DeflatedPucks

I think HBK was pretty good.

My Predictions: METRO
1- PENS - 7-2 (14 points) 102 point finish. 44 ROW
CAR (W), NASH (L), DAL (W), NYR (W), NASH (W), CAR (L), DET (W x 2) NYR (W)
2- Caps - 5-4-1. (11 points) 102 point finish. 43 ROW
NJD (W), TBL (L), MIN (W), PHI (W), CAR (W), CAR (L), TBL (L), FLA (W), MTL (OTL), NYI (L)
3- NYI 4-5-1. (9 points) 100 point finish. 42 ROW
4- CAR - 6-4-1 (13 points) 98 point finish. 44 ROW
5- CBJ - 6-4-0 (12 points) 96 point finish. 45 ROW
- pens4life-66

imo:
(1) WAS
(2) PIT
(3) CAR
(WC1)NYI
(WC2) CLB

I think HBK was pretty good.
- jmatchett383

"we've had in a while"

horn-simon-bjusdfjhksf may be one of the most competent third lines we've had in a while. fairly good last few games when they're together

https://puckprose.com/201...above-average-third-line/
- DeflatedPucks

Simon sucks though. This is fake news stat nerd propaganda.

"we've had in a while"
- DeflatedPucks

I wouldn't consider 3 years a while. So, whatevs.

Simon sucks though. This is fake news stat nerd propaganda.
- Feds91Stammer

Maybe, but Brent Gretzky is 1/2 of the best scoring brother combo in NHL history. Just gotta get your name of the ballot.

I wouldn't consider 3 years a while. So, whatevs.
- jmatchett383

DET hasn't had a 30 goal scorer since 2009. That is a while.

I wouldn't consider 3 years a while. So, whatevs.
- jmatchett383

i'm sure you'll gripe about anything

DET hasn't had a 30 goal scorer since 2009. That is a while.
- Feds91Stammer

That's because Franzen died.

Or is injured...whichever.

Simon sucks though. This is fake news stat nerd propaganda.
- Feds91Stammer

lil dude's got a home now. he couldn't bunk with sid or geno. he's found one now