Lock Roger, Max, and FlabbyGas in a room with a spork. Last man standing gets locked in the Canucks blogs for a year!
- Roadrunner75

Why the nucks thread?

We don't need to send the winner there and make them look smart. They'd be their version of a group's DUFF.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend

yes. If you buy into WAR. his 2018 WAR Value is 88 million

1 WAR is about 9 million
- senstroll

Yeesh.

Kevin pillars WAR value would be 22.5 million

Why the nucks thread?

We don't need to send the winner there and make them look smart. They'd be their version of a group's DUFF.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend
- RickJames77

Well was thinking Oilers but how cruel would that be?! Course could lock them in the Yotes with Tanner

Which is not overall better than marner, matthews and jts.
- Fakepartofme

No, although his cap hit is 4-4.5 million per less than Matthews, Tavares, and presumably, Marner.

No, although his cap hit is 4-4.5 million per less than Matthews, Tavares, and presumably, Marner.
- RogerRoeper

Very true.

Cool. Good to see.
But we have to factor the whole time hes played.
Not just cherry pick.
All players have ebbs and flows.
Since jan 2018, compare stats.
- Fakepartofme

In most years id agree, but to not expect a player to have that ramping up period when coming in mid year is about near sighted IMO.

Mookie's going to get PAID
- RickJames77

at some point probably, not sure to trouts level..a lot has to go right with your UFA status ..think mookie is 2021..

I hate he is a red sox

at some point probably, not sure to trouts level..a lot has to go right with your UFA status ..think mookie is 2021..

I hate he is a red sox
- senstroll

I hate his face when he's in the batters box. He looks ridiculous.

Yeesh.

Kevin pillars WAR value would be 22.5 million
- Fakepartofme

nobody gets paid based on that obv. its just a rought value

Why the nucks thread?

We don't need to send the winner there and make them look smart. They'd be their version of a group's DUFF.

Designated Ugly Fat Friend
- RickJames77

Trust me, RippedAss wouldn't look smart in any thread..

Trust me, RippedAss wouldn't look smart in any thread..
- PatC80

What if it was a thread of just him and Spazzo?

What if it was a thread of just him and Spazzo?
- GreatGigInTheSky

That would be such a black hole of stupidity that the authorities might be forced to shut the Internet down to keep it from spreading.

What if it was a thread of just him and Spazzo?
- GreatGigInTheSky

tough call, but I think they would both find a way to "out-dumb" the other

That would be such a black hole of stupidity that the authorities might be forced to shut the Internet down to keep it from spreading.
- TrashPanda

Last night was weird... I don't understand his hate for all things Jack Eichel

Have you tried the "Sour citra" from "Les 3 Mousquetaires"?

My favorite sour beer by far.
- Scabeh

It's like a sour saison.

First day back in the office after an inebriated week in Mexico.

It may surprise a few of you that I'm working about has hard as the Leafs did last week.

Last night was weird... I don't understand his hate for all things Jack Eichel
- PatC80

Jack Eichel has all of the things that Ripsie will never have - money, women, fame and a dealer who always answers the phone. He's jealous.

First day back in the office after an inebriated week in Mexico.

It may surprise a few of you that I'm working about has hard as the Leafs did last week.
- Atomic Wedgie

I'm starting a new job next Monday and am just waiting out my notice. It's safe to say the Leafs were working harder than I am right now.

tough call, but I think they would both find a way to "out-dumb" the other
- PatC80

I mean, did you Spazzo's post that Symba showed in here earlier this morning? 'Cause it's almost impossible to out stupid that.

No, although his cap hit is 4-4.5 million per less than Matthews, Tavares, and presumably, Marner.
- RogerRoeper

Outscored by stone hands Hyman, he's lucky to be getting what he gets.

Last night was weird... I don't understand his hate for all things Jack Eichel
- PatC80

I can understand not liking a few things about him but to put the blame on him for this season, is stupid, in my opinion.

Jack Eichel has all of the things that Ripsie will never have - money, women, fame and a dealer who always answers the phone. He's jealous.
- TrashPanda

I missed it - Ripsie doesn't like Eichel?

Weird.

I can understand not liking a few about him but to put the blame on him for this season, is stupid, in my opinion.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Eichel has been great this year. Buffalo has a similar problem to Edmonton.

Jack Eichel has all of the things that Ripsie will never have - money, women, fame and a dealer who always answers the phone. He's jealous.
- TrashPanda

If he didn't have the bolded, he'd never have the other one in between them, 'cause he's (frank)ing hideous.

I can understand not liking a few about him but to put the blame on him for this season, is stupid, in my opinion.
- GreatGigInTheSky

He'd make a great Leafs fan.

'member how we had Phil Kessel, who was finishing in the top 10 in NHL scoring every year, and we hated him because the rest of the team was terrible?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.