Social media.
Want their 5 secs of fame.
- Fakepartofme

A guy just ate cat poop after a hockey game and got a job out of it.

People need to get the hell off my lawn.

Nah, he's wrong. He's a rookie, poopty, back-up goalie. Shut the (frank) up and know your role.

Maybe they need a captain with some emotion.
- JohnFergusonJr

No, hes not wrong at all.
Backup or not, he wears an nhl jersey, he can say what he wants.
But location and who you say it to..is important

A guy just ate cat poop after a hockey game and got a job out of it.

People need to get the hell off my lawn.
- Atomic Wedgie

A job with podcast i believe.

Maybe, he is the best at eating cat poop....maybe he comes highly recommended among cat poop eaters.

The one that still baffles me is these new electronic leagues that are sprouting up.

Like yeah, I get the appeal of wanting to play the games.

But why the frank would anyone want to watch someone else play a video game?

These kids today...
- Atomic Wedgie

And some of them donate money to people who they watch play video games. One of my friends growing up would try and get me to watch him play video games sometimes. Ya, not happening.

A guy just ate cat poop after a hockey game and got a job out of it.

People need to get the hell off my lawn.
- Atomic Wedgie

This chick licked a airplane toilet. She's done gross poop like this before. Lots of followers on twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEn7oOSqxrY

And some of them donate money to people who they watch play video games. One of my friends growing up would try and get me to watch him play video games sometimes. Ya, not happening.
- aminnes

I don't know if this is real or not, but I have it on good authority that there are morbidly obese women who get guys to send them money so they can watch them eat.

Not naked or anything.

Just eat food. Lots of it.

What kind of a franked-up world do we live in?

This chick licked a airplane toilet. She's done gross poop like this before. Lots of followers on twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEn7oOSqxrY
- aminnes

Would you rather eat cat poop or lick an airplane toilet?

I don't know if this is real or not, but I have it on good authority that there are morbidly obese women who get guys to send them money so they can watch them eat.

Not naked or anything.

Just eat food. Lots of it.

What kind of a franked-up world do we live in?
- Atomic Wedgie

Yup. It's 100% true. One chick eats 10,000 cals a day and dudes pay her. Nuke us please.

I don't know if this is real or not, but I have it on good authority that there are morbidly obese women who get guys to send them money so they can watch them eat.

Not naked or anything.

Just eat food. Lots of it.

What kind of a franked-up world do we live in?
- Atomic Wedgie

There are non morbidly obese women who do this too.

It's called muk bang.

But it's real.

Like, if you got a gorilla to actually throw barrels at Italians, I would pay big money to see that.

But I'm not paying to watch some kid play Donkey Kong.
- Atomic Wedgie

Good. You can stream them for free!!!!!

Good. You can stream them for free!!!!!
- AdamFrench

I'm not going to lie to you:

I was hoping for more of a reaction about watching a real gorilla throwing barrels at Italians.

Once again, Leafs Nation has let me down.

By the way, me and JCragCrumple may have invented something in the Sabres thread.

Would you rather eat cat poop or lick an airplane toilet?
- TheMussel

Death.

I don't know if this is real or not, but I have it on good authority that there are morbidly obese women who get guys to send them money so they can watch them eat.

Not naked or anything.

Just eat food. Lots of it.

What kind of a franked-up world do we live in?
- Atomic Wedgie

I am sorry Mrs. Wedgie caught you.

Why do people listen to sports interviews?

It's just guys spewing whatever crap they can to get away from the mic as soon as they can.

It means absolutely nothing.
- Atomic Wedgie

This is the key point.

I'm not going to lie to you:

I was hoping for more of a reaction about watching a real gorilla throwing barrels at Italians.

Once again, Leafs Nation has let me down.
- Atomic Wedgie

How do you tell them apart is the trick.

By the way, me and JCragCrumple may have invented something in the Sabres thread.
- Atomic Wedgie

JCragCrumple and I

JCragCrumple and I
- Aetherial

*eats popcorn*

after reading 486 pages I may need this to, but some of you really need this

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Call 1-800-273-8255

remember every life counts, even a leafs fan...
- PREDX1

Have you met my hat?
If that's you in your avatar, I'd like to be wearing it when you GO (frank) IT!

JCragCrumple and I
- Aetherial

Lol

Death.
- aminnes

I'd rather lick an airplane toilet seat instead. There's towel and soap at your disposal, so you can make it as clean as possible before doing it.

I'd rather lick an airplane toilet seat instead. There's towel and soap at your disposal, so you can make it as clean as possible before doing it.
- TheMussel

You chose poorly.

That airplane toilet seat was located within the fuselage of a Boeing 737.

You chose poorly.

That airplane toilet seat was located within the fuselage of a Boeing 737.
- JohnFergusonJr

Before or after takeoff? If after, it'd already be sterilized.

I would eat Weirdoh's crazy ass over both of those options.

Bloody hell what have we devolved to today in here