It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Milbury.
- Atomic Wedgie

"Hey - how's she going?"

This has to be the worst Leafs vs. Sabres game day ever.

Where is the passion?

Where is the anger?

What's wrong with serving red wine with turkey? I think it pairs better with the heavy gravy.
- Atomic Wedgie

We are a fragile bunch.......

In the off-season, a Lucic for Okposo swap of brutally over-paid, under-performing players? I think I might do it. His intimidation and presence alone would be worth it IMO.
- SabreWest

this should never happen..

We are a fragile bunch.......
- hehateme

Us too.

Hell, it's 3 hours to game time, and I'm the only Leafs fan in the Sabres thread?

It's like it's International Weak Sauce Day, and it's being celebrated on the Peace Bridge.

Us too.

Hell, it's 3 hours to game time, and I'm the only Leafs fan in the Sabres thread?

It's like it's International Weak Sauce Day, and it's being celebrated on the Peace Bridge.
- Atomic Wedgie

Sabres always play leafs tough. But don't worry we will have a 3 min collapse where the leafs will score like 17 goals, your safe...

https://editorinleaf.com/...-leafs-fire-mike-babcock/


You know him as HB's knower of things; he's a multi-platform personality, a semi-professional writer, a professional idiot, ladies and gentlemen: JAMES TANNER

I make emphasis known in this message by

CAPITALIZING

bolding

and UNIQUELY FORMATTING!!!!!!!! (with multiple punctuation).

I make emphasis known in this message by

CAPITALIZING

bolding

and UNIQUELY FORMATTING!!!!!!!! (with multiple punctuation).
- Der Kaiser

Veteran hockeybuzz contributor
Good example for rookie posters
Tough


Good post

Veteran hockeybuzz contributor
Good example for rookie posters
Tough


Good post
- jcragcrumple

%100
+A

I recognize some of you as real contenders for the prize. Me, I'm a lowly 13 seed.

https://editorinleaf.com/2019/03/20/toronto-maple-leafs-fire-mike-babcock/


You know him as HB's knower of things; he's a multi-platform personality, a semi-professional writer, a professional idiot, ladies and gentlemen: JAMES TANNER
- jcragcrumple

James Tanner:

Believes he is qualified enough to assess the capabilities of an NHL coach and call for his firing (across multiple teams).

Knows he couldn't possibly volunteer to help out with his son's tyke house league team, because he would be so far out of his depth that the other parents would expose him as the toolbag he actually is.

https://editorinleaf.com/2019/03/20/toronto-maple-leafs-fire-mike-babcock/


You know him as HB's knower of things; he's a multi-platform personality, a semi-professional writer, a professional idiot, ladies and gentlemen: JAMES TANNER
- jcragcrumple

Trade Housley for Babcock.

James Tanner:

Believes he is qualified enough to assess the capabilities of an NHL coach and call for his firing (across multiple teams).

Knows he couldn't possibly volunteer to help out with his son's tyke house league team, because he would be so far out of his depth that the other parents would expose him as the toolbag he actually is.
- Atomic Wedgie

Definitely considers Chayka and Dubas his peers.

Probably created fan fiction of the three of them hanging out watching the Hobbit trilogy together

Definitely considers Chayka and Dubas his peers.

Probably created fan fiction of the three of them hanging out watching the Hobbit trilogy together
- jcragcrumple

Have we just created a thing?

Have we just created a thing?
- Atomic Wedgie

One can hope

As the kids say, "I am here for it"

One can hope

As the kids say, "I am here for it"
- jcragcrumple

I can't wait for the next Tanner thread!

My daughter is 10 years old and agnostic and announced she was going to make holy water. I watched her put tap water in a pot and put it on the stove, and put the burner on high. After a few minutes I asked what she was doing, and she said, "I am boiling the hell out of it".

My daughter is 10 years old and agnostic and announced she was going to make holy water. I watched her put tap water in a pot and put it on the stove, and put the burner on high. After a few minutes I asked what she was doing, and she said, "I am boiling the hell out of it".
- LandlordTom

^^^^^This is a dad joke, so the part about the daughter must be true.

My daughter is 10 years old and agnostic and announced she was going to make holy water. I watched her put tap water in a pot and put it on the stove, and put the burner on high. After a few minutes I asked what she was doing, and she said, "I am boiling the hell out of it".
- LandlordTom

Thinks
This is a funny joke.

Pretends
He understands it.

Us too.

Hell, it's 3 hours to game time, and I'm the only Leafs fan in the Sabres thread?

It's like it's International Weak Sauce Day, and it's being celebrated on the Peace Bridge.
- Atomic Wedgie

I think an appropriate red wine can be paired with anything.

If you're eating fish or poultry, just go with a light gamay.

Have we just created a thing?
- Atomic Wedgie

Holy crap it is the apocalypse!!! Buffalo and Toronto fans in agreement and making jokes!! Bloody hell Tanner has done something absolutely unthinkable and impossible to comprehend. Make himself bigger than the T.O VS Buffalo hate?!?!!





Honestly can't believe anyone even reads Tanner and takes anything he says seriously at all.

I recognize some of you as real contenders for the prize. Me, I'm a lowly 13 seed.
- Der Kaiser

Fitz is like half of those.

Holy crap it is the apocalypse!!! Buffalo and Toronto fans in agreement and making jokes!! Bloody hell Tanner has done something absolutely unthinkable and impossible to comprehend. Make himself bigger than the T.O VS Buffalo hate?!?!!





Honestly can't believe anyone even reads Tanner and takes anything he says seriously at all.
- Roadrunner75

Entertained by and take seriously are two different things.

Where the Christ is everyone?

Michael Pachla: It's all Jack, anything positive with this team is due to Jack. Skinner is getting paid because of Jack. Lehner is gonna win the vezina because of Jack
- Michael Pachla

OH MY