Seattle Sasquatch
- RuutuRock’emLikeU2#37

^This

Kraken =

^This

Kraken =
- Crushers68

Seattle Seamen

Samsquanch*
- mgriffen

Only players matches Ng the physical descriptions of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles may be drafted. J-Rock performs the national anthem each night, and the green bastard has to fight Gritty.

So somehow Sens will only get 1 point in the remaining 6 games - after clearly playing better and winning their last 2 games with (8-3 scoring).....ya, no.

will be successful season if they pass LA to not finish last

So somehow Sens will only get 1 point in the remaining 6 games - after clearly playing better and winning their last 2 games with (8-3 scoring).....ya, no.

will be successful season if they pass LA to not finish last
- AlfieisKing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZHJBgubSCE

Only players matches Ng the physical descriptions of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles may be drafted. J-Rock performs the national anthem each night, and the green bastard has to fight Gritty.
- cnatch

+all players' birthplaces must be listed "parts unknown"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZHJBgubSCE
- poopstash

Detroit's Offseason:
+ Yzerman, - Holland, Win Draft Lottery & pick Jack Hughes
Now that's GOLD

Detroit's Offseason:
+ Yzerman, - Holland, Win Draft Lottery & pick Jack Hughes
Now that's GOLD

- Wingdings

gtfo! avs are getting hughes thanks to ottawa’s pick tyvm. dead things will end up with 5th overall because the hockey gods are frowning upon them after decades and decades of success, lol.

on an unrelated note, love how arizona and minnesota both finish ahead of colorado on these ridiculous predictions. we all know there’s no simulator, but good god a monkey throwing its own feces at a wall that has a list of nightly matchups would end up with better results than what this site offers.

spoiler alert, ek: avalanche finish in the #8 spot and play calgary, unless dallas craps the bed somehow (highly unlikely given their awesome play of late) and col/dal swap wc spots.

It's impressive that Eklund already has a source based in Seattle!

It's also possible that he just read the Sportsnet article from a couple of days ago and that was his source?
- uofcguy

The Holland/Yzerman rumour is only 10 months old.

+all players' birthplaces must be listed "parts unknown"
- mgriffen

Greasy.

Detroit's Offseason:
+ Yzerman, - Holland, Win Draft Lottery & pick Jack Hughes
Now that's GOLD

- Wingdings

Punt Blashill out of the NHL. Goldier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZHJBgubSCE
- poopstash

Only players matches Ng the physical descriptions of Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles may be drafted. J-Rock performs the national anthem each night, and the green bastard has to fight Gritty.
- cnatch

As soon as Blashill gets his Grade 10 he'll be smarterer than Claude Julien.

Blashill turned Larkin and AA into star players. What a coach!

OK, maybe Dekeyser and Mantha regressed. Maybe Tatar and Mrazek are succeeding elsewhere. Maybe Rasmussen and Cholowski look lost. But he's an awesome coach because of Larkin and AA!!

Blashill turned Larkin and AA into star players. What a coach!

OK, maybe Dekeyser and Mantha regressed. Maybe Tatar and Mrazek are succeeding elsewhere. Maybe Rasmussen and Cholowski look lost. But he's an awesome coach because of Larkin and AA!!
- uofcguy

Red Wings last home game first 60 (minutes of HeII) fans receive a free Red Wings Jeff Blashill food PROCESSor they can stick their heads in. This will be far less painful than watching the same awful team next season.

Is the Seattle Sassy Seagulls still being considered as an NHL franchise name?
- Leniwm1

no matter the name, it will be another Seattle team that passes instead of running it in.

I hope they pick Kraken. That seemed like the best name out of the bunch. The logo ideas alone would be really cool looking.

If they go with the Kraken, then Bill Murray's character Ernie McKracken from Kingpin needs to be the official mascot.

The Seattle Sea Weasels!!

(Can’t take credit, saw it on a twitter post a month ago, still cracks me up, lol)

Been hearing that the Red Wings are promoting next years ticket sales by saying Yzerman will be here. Most rumors have him being the new Wing's GM.But another pooped recently saying he could become president of the Wings and him bringing Pat Verbeek with him from Tampa to be the new GM.

Ek picking Philly to beat Toronto. Newflash...they aren't the 2nd best team since January 1. There are 10 other teams with higher winning percentages. You should stop picking them to win every night.

I will say, I do like the Kraken as a name.

Been hearing that the Red Wings are promoting next years ticket sales by saying Yzerman will be here. Most rumors have him being the new Wing's GM.But another pooped recently saying he could become president of the Wings and him bringing Pat Verbeek with him from Tampa to be the new GM.
- Wingsfan61

I just met up late last night with a trusted source who told me that Yzerman is coming to Detroit to be team president and he will be hiring Ek as the new Red Wings GM. The Red Wings desperately need to play better team defense and win games 2-0. The Buzztron will be doing the drafting as well. Players playing 81 games will be the focus. More to come...

If they go with the Kraken, then Bill Murray's character Ernie McKracken from Kingpin needs to be the official mascot.


- Budi1782

🤣 Murray the best underrated Actor all time 👍

Let's not agree, I hate the name Kraken. Buy and move the Seattle Thunderbirds and take over there name and logo.