“Do you guys have vodka?”

“Do you know how to make a vodka tea?”

Sitting in front of the gun and Asking “What is that?” every time you make a drink.


I could write a book.
- dadeadhead

I really enjoy when someone orders an unusual drink like a sazerac, I say no problem and they then proceed to ask if I know how to make one. Really dippoop? I say yes, then they tell me to tell them how it’s made.

I will buy 5 copies, 10 if you sign them
- homiedclown

Every copy comes signed

I really enjoy when someone orders an unusual drink like a sazerac, I say no problem and they then proceed to ask if I know how to make one. Really dippoop? I say yes, then they tell me to tell them how it’s made.
- TheHank

I like my sparkling water with No bubbles please

I really enjoy when someone orders an unusual drink like a sazerac, I say no problem and they then proceed to ask if I know how to make one. Really dippoop? I say yes, then they tell me to tell them how it’s made.
- TheHank

Can I have a Long Island?

Sure?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You don’t put coke in a Long Island.. you have no clue what you’re doing,can you have the other guy make it?

I like my sparkling water with No bubbles please
- gerbe75pts

Side of kale with that?

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it is time

It's actually happening

Can I have a Long Island?

Sure?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You don’t put coke in a Long Island.. you have no clue can you have the other guy make it?
- dadeadhead

Triggered

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it is time

It's actually happening
- jcragcrumple

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“Do you guys have vodka?”

“Do you know how to make a vodka tea?”

Sitting in front of the gun and Asking “What is that?” every time you make a drink.


I could write a book.
- dadeadhead

"Are you guys open?" After I answer the phone is a good one too. Drunkards falling asleep on the phone calling their order in was always funny too.

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it is time

It's actually happening
- jcragcrumple

Gives me a reason to watch tomorrow night.

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it is time

It's actually happening
- jcragcrumple

What’s the point honestly ..

It’s a toxic environment that quit

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- TheHank

Housley immediately places him with Sobotka and Girgensons

What’s the point honestly ..

It’s a toxic environment that quit
- gerbe75pts

College has beaten you down.

Get excited.

Olofsson will excel

Housley immediately places him with Sobotka and Girgensons
- jcragcrumple

Didn't provide the WHOLE quote.

WTF
- Powerslave

I feel like an editor/social media person got in there. It was WGRZ's twitter that posted the nonsense.

Can I have a Long Island?

Sure?

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You don’t put coke in a Long Island.. you have no clue what you’re doing,can you have the other guy make it?
- dadeadhead

Did they ask if u have Jell-O shots too?
😂😂😂

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it is time

It's actually happening
- jcragcrumple

You got his name wrong

You got his name wrong
- gerbe75pts

Now you're being positive

Did they ask if u have Jell-O shots too?
😂😂😂
- jdfitz77

Sorry but ever since Bill Cosby went to jail we no longer carry them.


That’s usually my go to.

College has beaten you down.

Get excited.

Olofsson will excel
- jcragcrumple

I got excited when we had the playoffs all locked

Now I get excited when I get a new notebook

I got excited when we had the playoffs all locked

Now I get excited when I get a new notebook
- gerbe75pts

Don't get jaded now

Sorry but ever since Bill Cosby went to jail we no longer carry them.


That’s usually my go to.
- dadeadhead

That’s a good one

What’s the point honestly ..

It’s a toxic environment that quit
- gerbe75pts

You forgot to type “quit” in all caps.

Sorry but ever since Bill Cosby went to jail we no longer carry them.


That’s usually my go to.
- dadeadhead

That’s a good one
- jdfitz77

I found that “Does this look like a house party to you?” was rather aggressive.