We all been there man. Don't know your wife, but mine really loves it when I don't react to her verbal abuse but instead remind her in a sarcastic tone how beautiful and smart she is at the first breath she takes from downloading on you.
(Pro tip: have the car running and an over night bag packed when performing the above).
- floater_willy

I'm going to try to keep it vague here to protect the innocent, but basically we have to sign a form for my daughter for school next year.

Principal sent it to us.

My wife screams at me that she didn't receive it. I told her that yes she did - at 1:16 pm. This sets up about a 2 minute fight, with her yelling at me to re-send it to her, with me calmly saying that a) I already did; and b) it's not really necessary, as I have already printed it out, signed it and scanned it and am about to send it back.

So she then informs me that I should copy her on the reply, because it is important to have a paper trail in case the school loses it.

Yes. Thanks. I never, ever thought of that. I was going to delete all traces of my reply right off the system, because I am an idiot. Thanks, honey, for saving the day.

But of course I shut my yap and did as I was told, because I'm taking her to a super-awesome party tonight, and I don't really need to franking deal with her being in a bad mood.

So how's your day going?

Please kill me now.

Have we fired Babcock yet? We can replace him with cat poop guy. I'm sure even he wouldn't play Marleau in the last 2min of a 1 goal game.
- markmark

I think I prefer his scowl face over cat poop guy's wretch face

I'm going to try to keep it vague here to protect the innocent, but basically we have to sign a form for my daughter for school next year.

Principal sent it to us.

My wife screams at me that she didn't receive it. I told her that yes she did - at 1:16 pm. This sets up about a 2 minute fight, with her yelling at me to re-send it to her, with me calmly saying that a) I already did; and b) it's not really necessary, as I have already printed it out, signed it and scanned it and am about to send it back.

So she then informs me that I should copy her on the reply, because it is important to have a paper trail in case the school loses it.

Yes. Thanks. I never, ever thought of that. I was going to delete all traces of my reply right off the system, because I am an idiot. Thanks, honey, for saving the day.

But of course I shut my yap and did as I was told, because I'm taking her to a super-awesome party tonight, and I don't really need to franking deal with her being in a bad mood.

So how's your day going?

Please kill me now.
- Atomic Wedgie

Sorry man...but...

remember this


- Symba.007

I'm going to try to keep it vague here to protect the innocent, but basically we have to sign a form for my daughter for school next year.

Principal sent it to us.

My wife screams at me that she didn't receive it. I told her that yes she did - at 1:16 pm. This sets up about a 2 minute fight, with her yelling at me to re-send it to her, with me calmly saying that a) I already did; and b) it's not really necessary, as I have already printed it out, signed it and scanned it and am about to send it back.

So she then informs me that I should copy her on the reply, because it is important to have a paper trail in case the school loses it.

Yes. Thanks. I never, ever thought of that. I was going to delete all traces of my reply right off the system, because I am an idiot. Thanks, honey, for saving the day.

But of course I shut my yap and did as I was told, because I'm taking her to a super-awesome party tonight, and I don't really need to franking deal with her being in a bad mood.

So how's your day going?

Please kill me now.
- Atomic Wedgie

I’m now in a great mood, thanks.

You know what's awesome?

When your wife is having a bad day at work, so she takes it out on you and talks down to you like a 4-year-old.

So, how's everyone doing?
- Atomic Wedgie

My reverse curse game is so good today nobody even recognizes it.

I'm going to try to keep it vague here to protect the innocent, but basically we have to sign a form for my daughter for school next year.

Principal sent it to us.

My wife screams at me that she didn't receive it. I told her that yes she did - at 1:16 pm. This sets up about a 2 minute fight, with her yelling at me to re-send it to her, with me calmly saying that a) I already did; and b) it's not really necessary, as I have already printed it out, signed it and scanned it and am about to send it back.

So she then informs me that I should copy her on the reply, because it is important to have a paper trail in case the school loses it.

Yes. Thanks. I never, ever thought of that. I was going to delete all traces of my reply right off the system, because I am an idiot. Thanks, honey, for saving the day.

But of course I shut my yap and did as I was told, because I'm taking her to a super-awesome party tonight, and I don't really need to franking deal with her being in a bad mood.

So how's your day going?

Please kill me now.
- Atomic Wedgie

A few words of advice. When your wife is venting, think of yourself as a bobble head. Just keep nodding and don’t say a word. She doesn’t want your input.

Took me years and two wives to figure that out.

- Aetherial

I’m stealing this. (frank) everyone.

I'm going to try to keep it vague here to protect the innocent, but basically we have to sign a form for my daughter for school next year.

Principal sent it to us.

My wife screams at me that she didn't receive it. I told her that yes she did - at 1:16 pm. This sets up about a 2 minute fight, with her yelling at me to re-send it to her, with me calmly saying that a) I already did; and b) it's not really necessary, as I have already printed it out, signed it and scanned it and am about to send it back.

So she then informs me that I should copy her on the reply, because it is important to have a paper trail in case the school loses it.

Yes. Thanks. I never, ever thought of that. I was going to delete all traces of my reply right off the system, because I am an idiot. Thanks, honey, for saving the day.

But of course I shut my yap and did as I was told, because I'm taking her to a super-awesome party tonight, and I don't really need to franking deal with her being in a bad mood.

So how's your day going?

Please kill me now.
- Atomic Wedgie

(frank). we are all living the exact same life apparently

I’m stealing this. (frank) everyone.
- Steven_Seagull

it's awesome

(frank). we are all living the exact same life apparently
- Aetherial

(frank). we are all living the exact same life apparently
- Aetherial

via GIPHY

A few words of advice. When your wife is venting, think of yourself as a bobble head. Just keep nodding and don’t say a word. She doesn’t want your input.

Took me years and two wives to figure that out.
- shack67

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- Atomic Wedgie

No dowry eh, what a steal

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- Atomic Wedgie

Slightly used?

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- Atomic Wedgie

Is this you and the missus Wedgie?
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I'm going to try to keep it vague here to protect the innocent, but basically we have to sign a form for my daughter for school next year.

Principal sent it to us.

My wife screams at me that she didn't receive it. I told her that yes she did - at 1:16 pm. This sets up about a 2 minute fight, with her yelling at me to re-send it to her, with me calmly saying that a) I already did; and b) it's not really necessary, as I have already printed it out, signed it and scanned it and am about to send it back.

So she then informs me that I should copy her on the reply, because it is important to have a paper trail in case the school loses it.

Yes. Thanks. I never, ever thought of that. I was going to delete all traces of my reply right off the system, because I am an idiot. Thanks, honey, for saving the day.

But of course I shut my yap and did as I was told, because I'm taking her to a super-awesome party tonight, and I don't really need to franking deal with her being in a bad mood.

So how's your day going?

Please kill me now.
- Atomic Wedgie

Women are f$%ked. Every one if them.

They like to say theyre "complex". Not really. They cant be figured out because they make no sense. Theyre not capable of logic.

new blog everyone

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- Atomic Wedgie