I call my balls ping and pong.
- WaterBoy

there's a ding and dong joke somewhere.

i'll come up with it.

I used to jerk off a lot. Now my wrist hurts when I play ping pong.
- BashCH

You guys are lucky to have hands ... all I can do is lick myself.
Now my neck hurts all the time.

there's a ding and dong joke somewhere.

i'll come up with it.
- kicksave856

Well when I play with them, they go ding dong

Well when I play with them, they go ding dong
- La Raie

la raie, hello.



(what did you do?)

la raie, hello.



(what did you do?)
- kicksave856

Nothing.

Go Bruins

Go Bruins
- La Raie

Pastrnak just made ding dong

and then he scored

Did stinger67 ever get over what Marchand did?

Pastrnak just made ding dong

and then he scored
- fidopro

Ostie de caliss de Pasternak

Ostie de caliss de Pasternak
- Good On Paper

we realize watching this series how far, how very far Habs are from that level.
they're propably missing 3 top forwards and a super top d.
patience!

Go Bruins
- La Raie

Yeah seriously.

I mean (frank) them also but enough with these garbage teams..... (frank)ing Carolina-Columbus conference final what a load of poop.

we realize watching this series how far, how very far Habs are from that level.
they're propably missing 3 top forwards and a super top d.
patience!
- fidopro

I don’t think they’re that far off...if Carolina and Long Island can make the playoffs with the teams they have and make it to the second round, so could the Habs with a couple of upgrades.

Yeah seriously.

I mean (frank) them also but enough with these garbage teams..... (frank)ing Carolina-Columbus conference final what a load of poop.
- dt99999

Can't wait for Carolina vs St. Louis. The classic rivalry of BINGO! vs bcallaway

You guys are lucky to have hands ... all I can do is lick myself.
Now my neck hurts all the time.
- Garfield512

Do you put lasagna on your junk before doing it?

Can't wait for Carolina vs St. Louis. The classic rivalry of BINGO! vs bcallaway
- AdamFrench

Do you put lasagna on your junk before doing it?
- BashCH

Of course ... don't you?

we realize watching this series how far, how very far Habs are from that level.
they're propably missing 3 top forwards and a super top d.
patience!
- fidopro

Yep ... you can thank all those 1st round draft picks that haven't panned out in the last 10 years (see below) for that.

Danny Kristo (2008)
Louis Leblanc (2009)
Jared Tinordi (2010)
Nathan Beaulieu (2011)
Alex Galchenyuk (2012)
Michael McCarron (2013)
Nikita Scherbak (2014)

They're all gone except for McCarron

Noah Juulsen (2015)
Mikhail Sergachev (2016)
Ryan Poehling (2017)
Jesperi Kotkaniemi (2018)

When your AHL team doesn't make the playoffs for years that will have an impact on the big team eventually. Not that it's entirely his fault but Lefebvre should have been fired a lot sooner IMO, the guy was running a country club and players never got any better playing for him.

In absence of talented new blood, Bergy had to give a ridiculous contract to Price in order to keep fans interested and to put butts in seats at the Bell Centre ... there's something wrong when your best paid player is the (frank)ing goalie.

This absence of talent also explains why they traded for Drouin ... a French-Canadian so-called "star" surely can't hurt ticket sales.

Habs used to mean excellence, now they're just trying to manage through a crisis they've created by their own incompetence ... as for Timmins, I'm amazed he still has a job.

TLDR: our bad drafting/development has caught up with us.

I don’t think they’re that far off...if Carolina and Long Island can make the playoffs with the teams they have and make it to the second round, so could the Habs with a couple of upgrades.
- Good On Paper

I meant making it past the 2nd round.
and this year is different, like very unusual.

I'll give you Domi Gallagher and Tatar as legit top6. we all know Danault would be a perfect 3rd C, on a good team. Drouin pass, all the others pass too. that makes 3 forwards, missing 3 more. imo

wait a few years, Poehling and kk could be 4 and 5, still missing 1. and that's in 2 years!!
and then there's the dcore....

Danny Kristo....


taaaaaaaaabaaaaaarnaaaaaaaak

Danny Kristo....


taaaaaaaaabaaaaaarnaaaaaaaak
- dt99999

Your boy

Your boy
- mr.peanut

he really is

Ostie de caliss de Pasternak
- Good On Paper

Yeah seriously.

I mean (frank) them also but enough with these garbage teams..... (frank)ing Carolina-Columbus conference final what a load of poop.
- dt99999

Go Bruins

Danny Kristo....


taaaaaaaaabaaaaaarnaaaaaaaak
- dt99999

Criss de roux

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