It’s a poopter, everyone poops. Get over yourself, some humans don’t even have a poopter or poop paper.

Sucks being a leaf fan and having to talk about poopters instead of hockey this time of year.

Why is Marner gettting so much more then Point who is a centre?
- Archaic

That's what I would like to know.

One day I'll be able to afford a bidet.
- TheMussel

I bought the toilet seat one as it works as well as a regular bidet. Love it. You can eat off my bum.

It’s a poopter, everyone poops. Get over yourself, some humans don’t even have a poopter or poop paper.

Sucks being a leaf fan and having to talk about poopters instead of hockey this time of year.
- Garnie

They have Marner @ 8 years; they have Point @ 5 years.

It’s a poopter, everyone poops. Get over yourself, some humans don’t even have a poopter or poop paper.

Sucks being a leaf fan and having to talk about poopters instead of hockey this time of year.
- Garnie

You think Shanny is a 2ply, wetwipe, bidet or poop-shower kind of guy?

I'm really surprised to see their model arrive at $3.7x4 for Johnsson. I would figure the highest probability - when you consider the cap considerations - is Johnsson getting a 1 year arb amount of around $2m. Based on 20 goals and no prior history, you have precedent like Kase, Janmark, Josh Anderson . . . I don't think the Leafs are in a position to offer him a 4 year term right now.
- Monkeypunk

I agree with you. IMO, they should go no higher than a 2 yr deal with Johnsson

I bought the toilet seat one as it works as well as a regular bidet. Love it. You can eat off my bum.
- RogerRoeper

I'll take Frenchie's word for it

I bought the toilet seat one as it works as well as a regular bidet. Love it. You can eat off my bum.
- RogerRoeper

Hard pass...

Maybe ask Scabby or RJ?

That's what I would like to know.
- RogerRoeper

This reality may not be for you

I'll take Frenchie's word for it
- TheMussel

Frenchies nickname at work is Bidet

It’s a poopter, everyone poops. Get over yourself, some humans don’t even have a poopter or poop paper.

Sucks being a leaf fan and having to talk about poopters instead of hockey this time of year.
- Garnie

Lol
True.
Stoopid leafs.

Guess the new Russian guy isn even worth a couple of pages of chat.

Lol
True.
Stoopid leafs.

Guess the new Russian guy isn even worth a couple of pages of chat.
- Fakepartofme

Who? Ilya (no, not Kovalchuk) Mikheyev?

#sh!tterbuzz
- Fakepartofme

thanks for the Wham! tune in my head now

Oh wait..that's jitterbug

This reality may not be for you
- Fakepartofme

Yes I know, Taxes and we will leave-out the millions Marner makes in endorsements only because he's in Toronto

Always have a water bottle with you in a public stall to was properly.

Yes I know, Taxes and we will leave-out the millions Marner makes in endorsements only because he's in Toronto
- RogerRoeper

Yes, exactly.
Marner will cost millions more than Point because, reasons.

thanks for the Wham! tune in my head now

Oh wait..that's jitterbug
- jimi james

Bahaha.

Yes, exactly.
Marner will cost millions more than Point because, reasons.
- PatC80

It's annoying all I hear is taxes, meanwhile everytime I turn on my TV Mitch is selling some poop.

Who? Ilya (no, not Kovalchuk) Mikheyev?
- PatC80

So far about all anyone can say is that he adds more Russian to a Toronto lineup.

https://twitter.com/Pierr...tatus/1125452699863015429

Wonderful. In a decisive game you want your stars to play a lot. BTW, he's already avg 23:42 minutes per game in the playoffs.

So far about all anyone can say is that he adds more Russian to a Toronto lineup.
- Monkeypunk

He's the next Soshnikov

I'm really surprised to see their model arrive at $3.7x4 for Johnsson. I would figure the highest probability - when you consider the cap considerations - is Johnsson getting a 1 year arb amount of around $2m. Based on 20 goals and no prior history, you have precedent like Kase, Janmark, Josh Anderson . . . I don't think the Leafs are in a position to offer him a 4 year term right now.
- Monkeypunk

4 years makes a diff. But Kase is a great example...a steal at 2.6

Why is Marner gettting so much more then Point who is a centre?
- Archaic

8 years vs 5

That's what I would like to know.
- RogerRoeper

term

So far about all anyone can say is that he adds more Russian to a Toronto lineup.
- Monkeypunk

Also known as "the guy we traded Ozhiganov for".