Ugh drank too much after softball and during GOT.
- Fakepartofme

Have a Starbucks coffee to perk you up

Holy poop. Some dude just unleashed the nastiest and loudest (frank)ing diarrhea dump in the main washroom.
- AdamFrench

I am always amazed guys don't try to hide it. Cough, flush make your phone ring.

I am always amazed guys don't try to hide it. Cough, flush make your phone ring.
- RogerRoeper

Smoke a cigarette

Holy poop. Some dude just unleashed the nastiest and loudest (frank)ing diarrhea dump in the main washroom.
- AdamFrench

one of my biggest complaints is having to smell co-workers poop when I take a piss.

I am always amazed guys don't try to hide it. Cough, flush make your phone ring.
- RogerRoeper

Humans fart when they take a dump
It happens.

Humans fart when they take a dump
It happens.
- Fakepartofme

But I want people to think I am the one human that does not.

one of my biggest complaints is having to smell co-workers poop when I take a piss.
- senstroll

The gaps above and below bathroom stalls are barbaric. Is it too much to ask to not have to look at my colleague's feet while he's squeezing one out? To have a somewhat hermetic environment so that smells don't waft everywhere?

The gaps above and below bathroom stalls are barbaric. Is it too much to ask to not have to look at my colleague's feet while he's squeezing one out? To have a somewhat hermetic environment so that smells don't waft everywhere?
- TheMussel

Then dont stare at their feet, pervert.

Ilya Mikheyev signed with Toronto Maple Leafs.

Then dont stare at their feet, pervert.
- Fakepartofme

Gotta look at something, if I close my eyes then all of my other senses become heightened.

The gaps above and below bathroom stalls are barbaric. Is it too much to ask to not have to look at my colleague's feet while he's squeezing one out? To have a somewhat hermetic environment so that smells don't waft everywhere?
- TheMussel

im with ya, I avoid the stalls at all costs..but being forced to see and smell others poopting is awful

Gotta look at something, if I close my eyes then all of my other senses become heightened.
- TheMussel

Lol
Look up or stare forward.
Heck look down at themussel jr.

i think some people strongly disagree with this view of downplaying his history.
wasn't limited to his teenage years by the way, as well his bad behaviour when playing (or actually not playing) for coyotes.
- MaximusAurelius

No

The gaps above and below bathroom stalls are barbaric. Is it too much to ask to not have to look at my colleague's feet while he's squeezing one out? To have a somewhat hermetic environment so that smells don't waft everywhere?
- TheMussel

When you go to Europe you realize how out-of-date N.american washrooms are. The washrooms I used in Iceland last year were amazing.

No
- Garnie

That's what she said.

When you go to Europe you realize how out-of-date N.american washrooms are.
- RogerRoeper

Russian washrooms Those were the days my friend.

Russian washrooms Those were the days my friend.
- AdamFrench

When you go to Europe you realize how out-of-date N.american washrooms are. The washrooms I used in Iceland last year were amazing.
- RogerRoeper

#stallbuzz
No?

#canbuzz
Maybe

#loobuzz

Got it

#sh!tterbuzz

When you go to Europe you realize how out-of-date N.american washrooms are. The washrooms I used in Iceland last year were amazing.
- RogerRoeper

Yup, and Finland and Estonia and Germany and Netherlands and France

Salary projections

https://twitter.com/Evolv...tatus/1125201678746226690

based on reality not Daren Dreger
- senstroll

I'm really surprised to see their model arrive at $3.7x4 for Johnsson. I would figure the highest probability - when you consider the cap considerations - is Johnsson getting a 1 year arb amount of around $2m. Based on 20 goals and no prior history, you have precedent like Kase, Janmark, Josh Anderson . . . I don't think the Leafs are in a position to offer him a 4 year term right now.

BTW, why do people still use dry toilet paper only to clean their bums?

BTW, why do people still use dry toilet paper only to clean their bums?
- RogerRoeper

One day I'll be able to afford a bidet.

BTW, why do people still use dry toilet paper only to clean their bums?
- RogerRoeper

so they don't have swamp ass all day?

so they don't have swamp ass all day?
- Aetherial

roger prefers the bidet

Darren Dreger just shouts the word "Offersheet" a lot.
- RogerRoeper

Why is Marner gettting so much more then Point who is a centre?