just never tipped
- Fountain-San

Did you bleed by the ears when they asked for seperate bills?

Because for most US waiters it's like splitting the atom.

i'm a good tipper. that's all i can say i guess
- Fountain-San

Of course... if you walk from one side to the other side of the room, we all know what direction the room will tip in.

yeah no. it was a thing i promise.
- Fountain-San

Maybe you ate their food?

Did you bleed by the ears when they asked for seperate bills?

Because for most US waiters it's like splitting the atom.
- MortChicken

this is very true but i do think, in recent experience, that it's getting better. a bit.

First off, most muricans don't tip. And yest 15% is bare minimum. All depends on booze and if you're french or not
- WaterBoy

i tip. i'm a great tipper. i'm the big tipper.

Of course... if you walk from one side to the other side of the room, we all know what direction the room will tip in.
- WaterBoy

good one

Did you bleed by the ears when they asked for seperate bills?

Because for most US waiters it's like splitting the atom.
- MortChicken

To be fair, they needed operation paper clip to do that.

No. Not like here.
- hscesq

20% is expected here. but here is a before tax/after tax argument.

good one
- Fountain-San

20% is expected here. but here is a before tax/after tax argument.
- DoubleDown

Tabarnak oui.

Did you bleed by the ears when they asked for seperate bills?

Because for most US waiters it's like splitting the atom.
- MortChicken

it's (frank)ing insane.

20% is expected here. but here is a before tax/after tax argument.
- DoubleDown

When the tax is that high, the argument is a valid one.

When the tax is that high, the argument is a valid one.
- hscesq

the payment machines are a bit too presumptuous for my liking.

the payment machines are a bit too presumptuous for my liking.
- DoubleDown

Still don't have them here.

Still don't have them here.
- hscesq

thankfully

thankfully
- Fountain-San

Hmm. So the rest of the world has it wrong?

Hmm. So the rest of the world has it wrong?
- hscesq

dont get him started on the metric system

the payment machines are a bit too presumptuous for my liking.
- DoubleDown

Yeah, do you tip at a takeout? Like when you order a pita at amir to go? There's always that 15% there and you have to go out of your way to punch in 0 and they look at you like you just drew a cartoon of Alah

Yeah, do you tip at a takeout? Like when you order a pita at amir to go? There's always that 15% there and you have to go out of your way to punch in 0 and they look at you like you just drew a cartoon of Alah
- MortChicken

I don't tip at Amir.

I don't tip at Amir.
- WaterBoy

No. There's no service from a person.

Yeah, do you tip at a takeout? Like when you order a pita at amir to go? There's always that 15% there and you have to go out of your way to punch in 0 and they look at you like you just drew a cartoon of Alah
- MortChicken

Did that once.

Did that once.
- hscesq

at least you're still here to talk about it

at least you're still here to talk about it
- Fountain-San

Yeah, do you tip at a takeout? Like when you order a pita at amir to go? There's always that 15% there and you have to go out of your way to punch in 0 and they look at you like you just drew a cartoon of Alah
- MortChicken

I don't tip at takeouts. No.

Yeah, do you tip at a takeout? Like when you order a pita at amir to go? There's always that 15% there and you have to go out of your way to punch in 0 and they look at you like you just drew a cartoon of Alah
- MortChicken

I always leave 1-2$ just not to feel too cheap.