- VanHockeyGuy

I saw a really funny photoshop of him at the RNC with a tea bag on his ear.

I saw a really funny photoshop of him at the RNC with a tea bag on his ear.
- 1970vintage

his ear needs a little diaper.

- VanHockeyGuy

People at the RNC have been bandaging their ear as well – showing they're definitely definitely not in a cult

- VanHockeyGuy

- LordHumungous

Looking like Pierre & Donald will be replacing their adversaries soon.

Want to win an election? Make people mad and scare them.

- VanHockeyGuy

I had to google that to see if it was real seems like something he'd say

Go Kamala Go.

Man, you can’t even threaten to kill a public figure on the internet anymore without being arrested, what has this world come to (two men in Alberta say).


Also, is it too soon to start making ear jokes? Like, could you say that Kid Rock is a musical genius, Trump really has an ear for rock and roll? Or if he was eating corn could you say that’s a nice set of ears you’ve got there? Or you could say it’s so eerie how everything Donald predicts comes true…

Go Kamala Go.
- Reubenkincade

Sure, why not.

Sure, why not.
- VanHockeyGuy

Looking like Pierre & Donald will be replacing their adversaries soon.

Want to win an election? Make people mad and scare them.
- VanHockeyGuy

Love it or hate it they are the ONLY choices at present.

Then we have:

'Today is today, and yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So live today, so the future today will be as the past today as it is tomorrow'

- Kamala Harris

Love it or hate it they are the ONLY choices at present.

Then we have:

'Today is today, and yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So live today, so the future today will be as the past today as it is tomorrow'

- Kamala Harris


- LordHumungous

Pierre is not an ideal candidate, he'll win only because Trudeau is despised as much as he is. One could only hope for a Conservative minority.

Pierre is not an ideal candidate, he'll win only because Trudeau is despised as much as he is. One could only hope for a Conservative minority.
- VanHockeyGuy

No one is ideal. Even Trump.

But given the choice Polievre or JT it's Pierre all day.

Wonder how they will spin this one on Jasper?

https://www.cbc.ca/news/c...k-research-fire-1.4612320

- A_SteamingLombardi

The horse

Love it or hate it they are the ONLY choices at present.

Then we have:

'Today is today, and yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So live today, so the future today will be as the past today as it is tomorrow'

- Kamala Harris


- LordHumungous

"Only the most stupid people in the world would believe that quote to be legit. Unfortunately, this world is full of stupid people."

- bloatedmosquito

- A_SteamingLombardi

"Only the most stupid people in the world would believe that quote to be legit. Unfortunately, this world is full of stupid people."

- bloatedmosquito
- bloatedmosquito

“Now they’ll say all these stories are terrible. Well, these stories have, you know, you heard my story in the boat with the shark, right? I got killed on that. They thought I was rambling. I’m not rambling. …

“We can’t get the boat to float. The battery is so heavy. So then I start talking about asking questions. You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and, you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude.

“I said, ‘Well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat. Do you get electrocuted or not?’ In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out?

“And let’s say there’s a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon, or could I ride the electric down? And he said, ‘Sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question. But sir, I don’t know.’ I said, ‘Well, I want to know, because I guarantee you one thing, I don’t care what happens. I’m staying with the electric, I’m not getting over with it.’

“So I tell that story. And the fake news they go, ‘he told this crazy story with electric.’ It’s actually not crazy. It’s sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it’s like the snake, it’s a smart when you, you figure what you’re leaving in, right? You’re bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing.”

Then there's this..

Then there's this..
- NewYorkNuck

Then there's this..
- NewYorkNuck

Dear god!