Bueller?

If I was a crazy met fan, like Iam with the Rangers, I may have jumped off a bridge by now. I’m only a lukewarm Mets fan thankfully. It just never ends with them
- Slimtj100

My buddy is a Mets fan. If it wasn't for bad luck, they'd have no luck.

Bueller?
- JRR1285

Bueller?
- JRR1285

Let’s come up with some 11 team trades to piss off the masses

Let’s come up with some 11 team trades to piss off the masses
- Slimtj100

Screw Malkin, how do we get Ovie?

Screw Malkin, how do we get Ovie?
- Fenrir

Washington needs to be a cluster(frank) for that to happen

Screw Malkin, how do we get Ovie?
- Fenrir

A gun, ski masks, and an unmarked van

Screw Malkin, how do we get Ovie?
- Fenrir

Sign him as a UFA in 2 years, right after all the bad contracts clear the cap?

Washington needs to be a cluster(frank) for that to happen
- Slimtj100

They went out in the first round, need to shake poop up and what better way than to trade their Captain to a division rival? Clearly they need goaltending and D, so Lundqvist and Shatty plus a few picks should take care of it.

A gun, ski masks, and an unmarked van
- eichiefs9

The Tampa Bay Method?

A gun, ski masks, and an unmarked van
- eichiefs9

I like the cut of your jib, sir. Sent a PM about a completely unrelated project.

Sign him as a UFA in 2 years, right after all the bad contracts clear the cap?
- 2sticks1puck

Where's the fun in that?
Assuming he keeps up his level of play, he should get a nice contract.

The Tampa Bay Method?
- blueshirts_fan

Sign him as a UFA in 2 years, right after all the bad contracts clear the cap?
- 2sticks1puck

That actually not a terrible idea. By then they’ll be ready to blow the roof off the Garden . Wonder if he’d ever leave the Caps since he got a cup there

I like the cut of your jib, sir. Sent a PM about a completely unrelated project.
- Fenrir

He likes edging, pegging and cucking

He likes edging, pegging and cucking
- mdw7413

Well, I'm in if Chiefs can help me work on my edging game.

He likes edging, pegging and cucking
- mdw7413

Big felching fan as well

Big felching fan as well
- eichiefs9

Big felching fan as well
- eichiefs9

Had to look all of those up except felching, thanks to the Dayglo Abortions song Hide the Hamster.
And they said punk rock has no redeeming values. HAH!


Now about that edging...

- mdw7413

This is your fault

- mdw7413

Damn do I wish a game is on.

Well, I'm in if Chiefs can help me work on my edging game.
- Fenrir

This is your fault
- eichiefs9

You took it to another level

Damn do I wish a game is on.
- Fenrir

You can watch and regret not drafting Noah Dobson if you want

http://www.hockeydabeast413.xyz/memorialcup.html

Damn do I wish a game is on.
- Fenrir

Tomorrow?