I totally get it though dude. I’m the shiny mysterious thing that’s way more eloquent than you and I’ve been around here way longer. We have different opinions too and your blind homer-ism has to be suffocating for your peers. No apology necessary but if you don’t mind, just stop engaging me. I want zero to do with you and would rather spend my time engaging with some of the more enlightened board members..while I’m here. Thanks you for the punctuation correction, I appreciate you looking out.
- jimmy mcnaulty

But again, if you could just resist your urges to keep reaching out to me that’d be best. This is tiresome. Sweet & helpful, but, you’re unlikable. Thank you.
- jimmy mcnaulty

And yet, like the protagonist from Brokeback Mountain, you just can't quit (responding to) me

- Der Kaiser

lol nice take

lol nice take
- jimmy mcnaulty

Its a dildo. Like you.

Its a dildo. Like you.
- Der Kaiser

That’s cute, and friendly, and really on-brand from what I can see. You’ve set the bar quite high today sir. Bravo.

Its a dildo. Like you.
- Der Kaiser

Those are asswipes.

Get my point?

And yet, like the protagonist from Brokeback Mountain, you just can't quit (responding to) me
- jcragcrumple

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That’s cute, and friendly, and really on-brand from what I can see. You’ve set the bar quite high today sir. Bravo.
- jimmy mcnaulty

Need a hint?

Unfortunately yes. And the skilled labor shortage makes it a real challenge when you’d like to “do some weeding.”
- jimmy mcnaulty

With great power comes great responsibility

I totally get it though dude. I’m the shiny mysterious thing that’s way more eloquent than you and I’ve been around here way longer. We have different opinions too and your blind homer-ism has to be suffocating for your peers. No apology necessary but if you don’t mind, just stop engaging me. I want zero to do with you and would rather spend my time engaging with some of the more enlightened board members..while I’m here. Thanks you for the punctuation correction, I appreciate you looking out.
- jimmy mcnaulty

Why are you such a silly head?

I want Toronto to win this game just so Gerbe can keep this streak going

I want Toronto to win this game just so Gerbe can keep this streak going
- OneKaneOneCup

Do you think Dubas has connections to the Toronto mob? The timing of underperforming players released seems suspect...

Resign Skinner. Trade for Kessel. Profit.

I keep clicking on dumb Garf's article by accident

This is Garth's plan. Get back in the pool with the other writers and get the accidental clicks

I keep clicking on dumb Garf's article by accident

This is Garth's plan. Get back in the pool with the other writers and get the accidental clicks
- jcragcrumple

WOW! Best thing I've seen watching the NBA Finals Game 1 so far

Quentin Torentino - "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" 1969

Leonardo Depacrio

Al Pacino

Brad Pitt

and it looks (frank)ing AWESOME!!



You can stop watching Super Hero Cartoons if you can keep up

I keep clicking on dumb Garf's article by accident

This is Garth's plan. Get back in the pool with the other writers and get the accidental clicks
- jcragcrumple

Why does he have a column?

Why does he have a column?
- Lunaion

I'm not sure. No one even seems to know his last name or who he really is, or where he came from. He's just always kind of been here

I'm not sure. No one even seems to know his last name or who he really is, or where he came from. He's just always kind of been here
- jcragcrumple

"No one knows...who they were...or...what they were doing...but their legacy remains..."

"No one knows...who they were...or...what they were doing...but their legacy remains..."
- PrinceChill

Nice.....author?

Imagine if Skinner Tony Toe Taps the Sabres. No way I can be convinced that would be better than paying him. 9.5 even.

Samsonite probably should’ve went when they traded ROR for Super Sniper Tage Thompson. Rayzor was so right when he said they worked well together because they played at the same speed. Did I prognosticate Samsonite would turn into Sharp 3 years ago? Indeed, but at this point I’m ready to let another team prove me right. If he can get you a player like Jamie Benn or main chip to get Point, I say Doooooooo it.

Imagine if Skinner Tony Toe Taps the Sabres. No way I can be convinced that would be better than paying him. 9.5 even.

Samsonite probably should’ve went when they traded ROR for Super Sniper Tage Thompson. Rayzor was so right when he said they worked well together because they played at the same speed. Did I prognosticate Samsonite would turn into Sharp 3 years ago? Indeed, but at this point I’m ready to let another team prove me right. If he can get you a player like Jamie Benn or main chip to get Point, I say Doooooooo it.
- Hatboro_Swords

Where is this coming from? is there smoke to any of this?

Nice.....author?

- MEBSabresFAN

Probably Christopher Guest, from "This Is Spinal Tap" concerning the druids of Stone'enge.

Probably Christopher Guest, from "This Is Spinal Tap" concerning the druids of Stone'enge.
- PrinceChill

Blast from the past indeed......

Chocolate doughnuts are very good.

Chocolate doughnuts are very good.
- SABRES 89

Wrong again.