so not the best but still worthy of a drink
- SabresFaninIndiana

Well, no one's excited about drinking it.. but, it sorta gets the job accomplished. Sorta.

I don't know how well known it is but in this stage of Kessel's contract it would be VERY tough to get him to approve trades.

He has basically a tight NMC outside of 8 teams that he would approve of.

Money Breakdowns:

On top of that... According to Capfriendly, in these final 3 years of his contract:

2019 - 7M Base, no bonus.
2020 - 1M base, 5M bonus.
2021 - 1M base, 5M bonus

He has had only 4M total in bonuses in the last 4 years in Pitt. Interesting breakdown but with the salary dropping off he needed the signing bonus money for hot dogs.

These are some Homie level type rumors you are drumming up today.

Why would a dude buy a TV to play on away games? Why wouldn't you use the hotel TV? There are a ton of athletes that have the video game briefcases too. You have your own monitor and console right in a briefcase basically. Great for airplanes and bus rides.
- JVince11

how dare you try to poke holes in his story

Well, no one's excited about drinking it.. but, it sorta gets the job accomplished. Sorta.
- TheSabresTaco

hair of the dog

You want pink eye? Cuz that's how you get pink eye
- jcragcrumple

In my experience, you don't get pink eye in butt cheeks. It's usually a brown eye down there.

McCabe for Vesey seems like a swap that realistic

In my experience, you don't get pink eye in butt cheeks. It's usually a brown eye down there.
- Der Kaiser

im a french model

He is very addicted

https://fortnitetracker.c...e/psn/Nalle_Puh29/matches
- gerbe75pts

So let's break this down... he's played 4291 games it says. The game came out Sept. 1st, 2017. That is 654 days ago.

That would mean that he plays 6.5 games per day. Don't those games take like 10-15 minutes a piece? So some lazy days in the offseason he could play like 30 of them in 4-5 hours.

I really would put this to bed... I've never played the game.

In my experience, you don't get pink eye in butt cheeks. It's usually a brown eye down there.
- Der Kaiser

People usually get pinkeye because they don’t wash their hands after wiping their ass

McCabe for Vesey seems like a swap that realistic
- OneKaneOneCup

whats the plan for d then.. we are already thin

McCabe for Vesey seems like a swap that realistic
- OneKaneOneCup

what's the use.

I thought Vesey was an RFA after this contract expires. He's in fact a UFA. I wouldn't consider McCabe for Vesey.

In my experience, you don't get pink eye in butt cheeks. It's usually a brown eye down there.
- Der Kaiser

SMH. Have some respect for the clientele. Be a peach, get it bleached

McCabe for Vesey seems like a swap that realistic
- OneKaneOneCup

The guy who Casey Mittlestadt has a .01 difference in PPG to? You want to trade a proven top 4 Dman for him... who's a UFA after 1 year? Who has already said he doesn't want to sign here once already?

C'mon... ya'll gotta be better than this.

People usually get pinkeye because they don’t wash their hands after wiping their ass
- gerbe75pts

thats a hot take.. are you a doctor now?

So let's break this down... he's played 4291 games it says. The game came out Sept. 1st, 2017. That is 654 days ago.

That would mean that he plays 6.5 games per day. Don't those games take like 10-15 minutes a piece? So some lazy days in the offseason he could play like 30 of them in 4-5 hours.

I really would put this to bed... I've never played the game.
- JVince11

This guy has some good info https://youtu.be/LbqyOyDUE_g

It sounds like you prefer male legs to female legs. That's pretty sexist.
- TheSabresTaco

Exquisite

Do your own work, slacker.
- Der Kaiser

Oh frick yeah:

He is very addicted

https://fortnitetracker.c...e/psn/Nalle_Puh29/matches
- gerbe75pts

Addicted? He played yesterday. The last time he played before that was the 11th. It's the offseason.

Dude stop.

Addicted? He played yesterday. The last time he played before that was the 11th. It's the offseason.

Dude stop.
- Mentalorgasm5

Did you even see how much he played during the season this year??

Addicted? He played yesterday. The last time he played before that was the 11th. It's the offseason.

Dude stop.
- Mentalorgasm5

I have 2 kids, a house to take care of, a yard to maintain, and a wife to keep happy and I play video games more often than that. lol.

Addicted? He played yesterday. The last time he played before that was the 11th. It's the offseason.

Dude stop.
- Mentalorgasm5

On his main account

He has 14 other Playstations

Did you even see how much he played during the season this year??
- gerbe75pts

Honestly man... that's not a good argument either.

When you are in the middle of stuff like that... and you just want to relax and checkout of reality... I go straight to video games.

I broke so many controllers playing Mortal Kombat to de-stress it's not even funny. (God I hope you know what Mortal Kombat is)

On his main account

He has 14 other Playstations
- jcragcrumple

does he buy a new one at every away game

Honestly man... that's not a good argument either.

When you are in the middle of stuff like that... and you just want to relax and checkout of reality... I go straight to video games.

I broke so many controllers playing Mortal Kombat to de-stress it's not even funny. (God I hope you know what Mortal Kombat is)
- JVince11

finish him

does he buy a new one at every away game
- SabresFaninIndiana

Yeah, he has a Postmates delivery man bring it to the hotel and he wears a fake moustache so they don't recognize him