Hello gentle peoples.

Hello gentle peoples.
- Wildschwein

Der Schwein ist zurueckgekommen!

Der Schwein ist zurueckgekommen!
- JohnScammo

Indeed I have returned! For a little while anyway.

So what’d I miss, other than Eberle and Nelson signing surprisingly fair extensions?

Jordan Eberle needs to go to his doctor and ask for a heart transplant...because the heart he has just simply does not care. Possibly the softest player in the NHL.

Jordan Eberle needs to go to his doctor and ask for a heart transplant...because the heart he has just simply does not care. Possibly the softest player in the NHL.
- JLO961

Uh huh.

Jordan Eberle needs to go to his doctor and ask for a heart transplant...because the heart he has just simply does not care. Possibly the softest player in the NHL.
- JLO961

And you had him at 6 per asswipe with a much lower cap

How’s Griffin Reinhart’s skating lessons working out

And you had him at 6 per asswipe with a much lower cap

How’s Griffin Reinhart’s skating lessons working out
- nyisles7

Hold the (frank)ing phone 7. Griff knows how to skate!?

Hold the (frank)ing phone 7. Griff knows how to skate!?
- Wildschwein

Your right Schwein I’m sorry:

Your right Schwein I’m sorry:



- nyisles7

Good, cause I’d hate for anyone to think that Griff was anything like a competent hockey player.

Any idea where poor ol’ Griffin ended up? Drive through window in a Vegas Arby’s? Playing for the Hartford Wolf Pack?

Good, cause I’d hate for anyone to think that Griff was anything like a competent hockey player.

Any idea where poor ol’ Griffin ended up? Drive through window in a Vegas Arby’s? Playing for the Hartford Wolf Pack?
- Wildschwein

Chiefs glory hole?

Chiefs glory hole?
- nyisles7

If I’m correctly recalling Griff’s stick handling ability, then I’m gonna have to say no.

Then again that might be hasty. Chief’s tastes aren’t exactly “discerning”.

Good, cause I’d hate for anyone to think that Griff was anything like a competent hockey player.

Any idea where poor ol’ Griffin ended up? Drive through window in a Vegas Arby’s? Playing for the Hartford Wolf Pack?
- Wildschwein

Didn't Vegas draft him from the Oil and then dump in the AHL?

Didn't Vegas draft him from the Oil and then dump in the AHL?
- JohnScammo

I can confirm that Vegas took him, but after that I tried my best to forget him.

Jordan Eberle needs to go to his doctor and ask for a heart transplant...because the heart he has just simply does not care. Possibly the softest player in the NHL.
- JLO961

Can he get a referral from Ryan Strome's Family doctor? Do you know where we could find him? How's Ryan working out in Edmonton? Oh wait...

If Eberle only had someone like Lucic to protect him, maybe he'd be more aggressive because he knows he has a teammate of such high intensity and fortitude! Oh wait...

If I’m correctly recalling Griff’s stick handling ability, then I’m gonna have to say no.

Then again that might be hasty. Chief’s tastes aren’t exactly “discerning”.
- Wildschwein

Chiefs likes to "hunt" on Fire Island....

Chiefs likes to "hunt" on Fire Island....


- JohnScammo

Hunt as in the way Dahmer hunted, or more along the lines of MDW?

If I’m correctly recalling Griff’s stick handling ability, then I’m gonna have to say no.

Then again that might be hasty. Chief’s tastes aren’t exactly “discerning”.
- Wildschwein

Oh no your correct, anything goes at CGH

Hunt as in the way Dahmer hunted, or more along the lines of MDW?
- Wildschwein

Where in the world did you get the picture of Chiefs, MDW, JS and Upstate?

Where in the world did you get the picture of Chiefs, MDW, JS and Upstate?
- nyisles7

I was digging around in MDW’s sock drawer for cab money.

er...

UBER!

Money for an Uber. Yes. Uber.

I was digging around in MDW’s sock drawer for cab money.

er...

UBER!

Money for an Uber. Yes. Uber.
- Wildschwein

Glad to see you back in here Schwein!

Where in the world did you get the picture of Chiefs, MDW, JS and Upstate?
- nyisles7

I look fantastic female dog