That sounds like a serious bacterial or fungal infection.... I'd make a John Madden/Athelete's foot joke but you would almost certainly not get it.
- BeadyEyedDouche

He better watch out putting his undies on. If the indies touch the feet, then the smell goes to the balls or taint area. Not a pretty picture.

He better watch out putting his undies on. If the indies touch the feet, then the smell goes to the balls or taint area. Not a pretty picture.
- Da_Cashman

If someone popped in on this page to see what the convo was about...😂😂😂

He better watch out putting his undies on. If the indies touch the feet, then the smell goes to the balls or taint area. Not a pretty picture.
- Da_Cashman

Jock itch levels over 9000!!!!!!!

Kane played with hossa And toews At 23 sooo yeah
- gerbe75pts

So after his first 3 years then

He better watch out putting his undies on. If the indies touch the feet, then the smell goes to the balls or taint area. Not a pretty picture.
- Da_Cashman

Jock itch levels over 9000!!!!!!!
- BeadyEyedDouche

Jock Itchles?

Can the Canes match the who offer sheet and still trade him to the Habs?

It’s starting to sound like an inside job

Can the Canes match the who offer sheet and still trade him to the Habs?
- lulags

Yes.

I have too much pride to poop my pants and I’m pretty sure that would make the news

And it depends what kind of poop it is this one was diarrhea

just a ball I would’ve casually walk to the pool and got my sandals and went out
- gerbe75pts

In Florida? Not even page 17 of Arts and Leisure.

So after his first 3 years then
- BigStew

Right now money Mitch and Kane are identical for the first 3 years

Can the Canes match the who offer sheet and still trade him to the Habs?
- lulags

No. Canes cannot trade Aho for one year if they match. They also cannot trade Aho during the 7-day period.

Can the Canes match the who offer sheet and still trade him to the Habs?
- lulags

No, once he's signed they can't trade him for a year. They either have to trade him/not match or match. They can not do both.

In Florida? Not even page 17 of Arts and Leisure.
- Wetbandit1

Disneyland

No. Canes cannot trade Aho for one year if they match.
- JetpackJesus

That makes more sense then unless they used Montreal to leverage the deal they wanted Aho to take and promised them something in return for it. The offer sheet was kind of A joke

No, once he's signed they can't trade him for a year. They either have to trade him/not match or match. They can not do both.
- Wetbandit1

I thought that was just for arbitration ?

Right now money Mitch and Kane are identical for the first 3 years
- gerbe75pts

Opinions vary on that one, not sure I see Marner dominating like Kane has.

Time will tell.

Disneyland
- gerbe75pts

You’re probably right that’s what I get for not wearing sandals in the bathroom at Disney World
- gerbe75pts

You need to make up your mind.

Opinions vary on that one, not sure I see Marner dominating like Kane has.

Time will tell.
- BigStew

Marner is a complimentary player.

In Florida? Not even page 17 of Arts and Leisure.
- Wetbandit1

"Florida Man poops in pool at Disney World water park"

That makes more sense then unless they used Montreal to leverage the deal they wanted Aho to take and promised them something in return for it. The offer sheet was kind of A joke
- lulags

No it wasn't, it was actually genious. They front-loaded the absolute hell out of it, basically paying him over 20 million his first two seasons in signing bonuses.

Carolina really has to figure this one out.

You need to make up your mind.
- Wetbandit1

My apologies I don’t live in Florida

No it wasn't, it was actually genious. They front-loaded the absolute hell out of it, basically paying him over 20 million his first two seasons in signing bonuses.

Carolina really has to figure this one out.
- BeadyEyedDouche

If Buffalo did this the Canadian media would be bashing the hell out of us!

No it wasn't, it was actually genious. They front-loaded the absolute hell out of it, basically paying him over 20 million his first two seasons in signing bonuses.

Carolina really has to figure this one out.
- BeadyEyedDouche

Montreal must be playing an angle because they are still in talks. They hand to go into it with a plan A and B

Marner is a complimentary player.
- Wetbandit1