I’m utterly confused but this definitely is right up there with my chicken finger sub rant.
- dadeadhead

I believe it's a famous internet rant.

I believe it's a famous internet rant.
- Mentalorgasm5

I wanna hear the chicken finger sub rant

I’m utterly confused but this definitely is right up there with my chicken finger sub rant.
- dadeadhead

It's an old joke.

Google "Navy SEAL copypasta".

For Gerbe:



We got Jack doing his level best to emulate Ovechkin.

For Gerbe:



We got Jack doing his level best to emulate Ovechkin.
- Wetbandit1

With that sunburn, I don't think he will be ready for the start of the season.

I’m utterly confused but this definitely is right up there with my chicken finger sub rant.
- dadeadhead

OH MY

Are we decent yet?

I’m a fan and probably overly optimistic about it.

You’re an insufferable knowitall douche.

I’ll cop to over optimistic fan.

What are you copping to?
- Der Kaiser

Realism.

Good day to you.

For Gerbe:



We got Jack doing his level best to emulate Ovechkin.
- Wetbandit1

He really should have that foot looked at.

I know he can be a top 10 center in the league ..

If he looks the same he should be in Rochester for the year for a punishment and no call up
- gerbe75pts

Are you a GM?

With that sunburn, I don't think he will be ready for the start of the season.
- The Don

Thanks Obama

Are we decent yet?
- 100goalseason

We only have 1 player for the 2nd line - V.O.
we still suck a$$...

Thanks Obama
- BeadyEyedDouche

Get it right. Trump is the one who denies climate change. It is clearly his fault.

Get it right. Trump is the one who denies climate change. It is clearly his fault.
- The Don

Join the Yang gang.

Thanks Obama
- BeadyEyedDouche

If anyone thinks America lost their greatness somehow, and had to be "Made Great Again", I say that person is an insufferable turd and a snowflake of the highest order.

Any country whose citizens are free to choose a bad actor, a black community organizer, a slimy real estate clown, or a peanut farmer to be President has gotta be the best place on earth.

Pegula bought an entire city and gave it to his wife who hired a narcoleptic autistic CTE GM.

The Sabres will blow next year. Rangers are going to be fun to watch.

Thanks Obama
- BeadyEyedDouche

He truly was the worst wasn't he.

What's the deal with Ristolainen ? Is he bad ? Is he good ? 8th overall pick should be pretty good/great by now, right ? Is he a good player that makes one little mistake but it ends up in the net ? Or has he stopped caring ? Can someone who watches every game respond with a scouting report on him ? I do "watch" every game, but for the last couple of years, I've fast-fowarded through HUGE chunks of game-play, just looking for Sabres goals (an entire game of this crap just isn't bearable - I don't know how some of you do it - and God bless those of you bought season tickets for the past few seasons). Should we trade him ? I just don't think we should give up on an 8th overall pick - but on the other hand, it may be an attitude thing and he'll never be a great player here. Of course, he'll become an all-star if he's traded, but if he's going to play like sh!t here, why keep him ? Maybe Krueger can work some sort of magic.

Or am I totally wrong and he's playing well, but not catching any breaks ? Again, I don't watch the games with a microscope. Been doing the fast-forward thing the last few years. Same with the Bills. I don't have time to waste watching sh!tty teams lose all the time. I keep saying "if they make the playoffs, i'll start watching entire games without fast-forwarding" .... playoffs. Ha ! Yeah right ...

Too many quality UFA's still out there....what is the hold-up???

What's the deal with Ristolainen ? Is he bad ? Is he good ? 8th overall pick should be pretty good/great by now, right ? Is he a good player that makes one little mistake but it ends up in the net ? Or has he stopped caring ? Can someone who watches every game respond with a scouting report on him ? I do "watch" every game, but for the last couple of years, I've fast-fowarded through HUGE chunks of game-play, just looking for Sabres goals (an entire game of this crap just isn't bearable - I don't know how some of you do it - and God bless those of you bought season tickets for the past few seasons). Should we trade him ? I just don't think we should give up on an 8th overall pick - but on the other hand, it may be an attitude thing and he'll never be a great player here. Of course, he'll become an all-star if he's traded, but if he's going to play like sh!t here, why keep him ? Maybe Krueger can work some sort of magic.

Or am I totally wrong and he's playing well, but not catching any breaks ? Again, I don't watch the games with a microscope. Been doing the fast-forward thing the last few years. Same with the Bills. I don't have time to waste watching sh!tty teams lose all the time. I keep saying "if they make the playoffs, i'll start watching entire games without fast-forwarding" .... playoffs. Ha ! Yeah right ...
- kritter65

Somebody, anybody??

Too many quality UFA's still out there....what is the hold-up???
- Cup Crazy '07

Same as every year. Top guys get silly money on day 1 and the the market takes several days to correct itself.

For Gerbe:



We got Jack doing his level best to emulate Ovechkin.
- Wetbandit1

Why am I worried about jack ?

Same as every year. Top guys get silly money on day 1 and the the market takes several days to correct itself.
- Slump Buster

I really do believe that a Risto trade is in the works, but we are waiting for these other balls to drop...at least I hope so, because if this is our team next year, it's going to be another long one...

What's the deal with Ristolainen ? Is he bad ? Is he good ? 8th overall pick should be pretty good/great by now, right ? Is he a good player that makes one little mistake but it ends up in the net ? Or has he stopped caring ? Can someone who watches every game respond with a scouting report on him ? I do "watch" every game, but for the last couple of years, I've fast-fowarded through HUGE chunks of game-play, just looking for Sabres goals (an entire game of this crap just isn't bearable - I don't know how some of you do it - and God bless those of you bought season tickets for the past few seasons). Should we trade him ? I just don't think we should give up on an 8th overall pick - but on the other hand, it may be an attitude thing and he'll never be a great player here. Of course, he'll become an all-star if he's traded, but if he's going to play like sh!t here, why keep him ? Maybe Krueger can work some sort of magic.

Or am I totally wrong and he's playing well, but not catching any breaks ? Again, I don't watch the games with a microscope. Been doing the fast-forward thing the last few years. Same with the Bills. I don't have time to waste watching sh!tty teams lose all the time. I keep saying "if they make the playoffs, i'll start watching entire games without fast-forwarding" .... playoffs. Ha ! Yeah right ...
- kritter65

He got fined $135,000 for speeding. That’s all I know.

What's the deal with Ristolainen ? Is he bad ? Is he good ?..
- kritter65

I think he is more mentally spent, sick of losing than lack of physical ability. Also, he has been played as a 1st line D against the other team's top talent big minutes with a weak d-mate to help him out. You put that all together and it's a combination for failure. He had an awsome scouting report coming out, played well for a few years but has been on a downward spiral. Like I said I think it is more mental. He needs a change of scenery.