*whispers*

*I'd take Kate Upton over Game-6*
- Michael Pachla

I can’t believe you guys Lol

I can’t believe you guys Lol
- gerbe75pts

Ill be the nerd. I'm with you. Game 6

Pichael Machla

Pichael Machla
- BeadyEyedDouche

Try it with Gerbe’s stinky feet-a cheese.

Lol you guys are weak ..

I would rather watch the Stanley Cup and see if my team holds it up

If we lost then I would be disappointed for the rest of my life but that’s a different story
- gerbe75pts

Broncos losing 43-8 in the Super Bowl and the Flacco Hail Mary miracle at Mile High on route to their Super Bowl win to this date are my two worst experiences as a sports fan

Try it with Gerbe’s stinky feet-a cheese.
- Der Kaiser

That was a nice touch at the end

Broncos losing 43-8 in the Super Bowl and the Flacco Hail Mary miracle at Mile High on route to their Super Bowl win to this date are my two worst experiences as a sports fan
- Swedish_Jesus

Flacco will provide at least a couple more for you

I can’t believe you guys Lol
- gerbe75pts

Ain’t nothing better than sex.

Ain’t nothing better than sex.
- dadeadhead

Chicken Kiev is pretty good

I'd take her and never watch hockey again
- homiedclown

What ? You guys are nuts lol

Ain’t nothing better than sex.
- dadeadhead

Buffalo pizza and wings and wegmans subs

Chicken Kiev is pretty good
- jcragcrumple

When you get to be my age, and have had sex as often as I have, a nice sponge bath is a close second.

In fact, at my age, a nice sponge bath pretty much •is• sex.

Buffalo pizza and wings and wegmans subs
- gerbe75pts

clearly you have never been with a freak


freak trumps food every time

clearly you have never been with a freak


freak trumps food every time
- homiedclown

This

clearly you have never been with a freak


freak trumps food every time
- homiedclown

Yea except when she flirted with the entire world and threatened to off herself when I broke up with her and then continued to bash me and stalk me when I was with my most recent ex. Good times.

BoobiesBuzz

clearly you have never been with a freak


freak trumps food every time
- homiedclown

Why do you think there’s no POHO?

Amirite???

Yea except when she flirted with the entire world and threatened to off herself when I broke up with her and then continued to bash me and stalk me when I was with my most recent ex. Good times.
- Swedish_Jesus

Chicken Kiev would never do that to someone

skinner eichel reinhart
mojo mitts okposo (hope he can make 50points/season) 2vets help mitts
olofsson erod sheary

and you can make a good 4line

Why do you think there’s no POHO?

Amirite???
- Der Kaiser

Ahhh, Finally we get to the crux of the matter...

Yea except when she flirted with the entire world and threatened to off herself when I broke up with her and then continued to bash me and stalk me when I was with my most recent ex. Good times.
- Swedish_Jesus

you never marry the freak, prepare to cut all ties at a moments notice

Ty Webb : What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan : I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb : I'm not quite sure where they are...

Ty Webb : What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumberyards.
Danny Noonan : I notice you don't spend too much time there.
Ty Webb : I'm not quite sure where they are...
- seedy

Buck it, Seedy.

When you get to be my age, and have had sex as often as I have, a nice sponge bath is a close second.

In fact, at my age, a nice sponge bath pretty much •is• sex.
- Der Kaiser

Better than skipping it altogether, but it's a whole lot of effort for a suboptimal result

Buck it, Seedy.
- Wetbandit1

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.