Matthews and Marleau out on their scooters, that's adorable. I give AM credit for not being conservative in his fashion choices, but I think he could use an editor sometimes.
- Zezel

80s colours have been back for a while

Is this the heaven version of HB because I’m pretty sure NASCAR killed me this weekend.

Offersheets don't work? Are we saying this because we bought into the offersheet hype that would occur?

Mike, Leafs fans have been saying offer sheets don't work for nigh on 3 years now. We know.

It's the 30 other NHL fanbases that don't quite seem to be picking up what we've been putting down.
- walshyleafsfan

They just wanted to believe every RFA would leave the Leafs. It was their wet dream.

They just wanted to believe every RFA would leave the Leafs. It was their wet dream.
- RogerRoeper

My wet dream right now is an IV drip.

My wet dream right now is an IV drip.
- Nuclear Wedgina

4 in Roman numerals.




Number 4, Bobby Orr! I knew you were RJ.

serious question, does anyone here actually read mike's blogs? he's been blogging here for like a decade or more probably making money off the comments section for the most part.
- Bob_Zuruncle

No. Why read whats already written elsewhere and also what's common sense (or a bad opinion). There's nothing to gain from the actual blogs, unless there's some actual breaking news I don't already know about.

- gergeswillems

4 in Roman numerals.




Number 4, Bobby Orr! I knew you were RJ.
- Steven_Seagull

Who is this RJ you speak of? Sounds like an bumhole

Is this the heaven version of HB because I’m pretty sure NASCAR killed me this weekend.
- Nuclear Wedgina

Yeah, dying of boredom is the worst. Can't imagine how much worse it is when you lose your sense of hearing.

EDIT: Serious though, my uncle has gone of a bunch of races and he says it's always a blast. Just not my cup of rye and coke.

4 in Roman numerals.




Number 4, Bobby Orr! I knew you were RJ.
- Steven_Seagull

Calm down, Tom Hanks.

80s colours have been back for a while
- daeth

We need to cut the 80s' head off and set it on fire.

We need to cut the 80s' head off and set it on fire.
- Zezel

Even if we're just dancing in the dark?

We need to cut the 80s' head off and set it on fire.
- Zezel

I swear to god, I will not be surprised if Tanners threads are the cause of the US’s second civil war.

I swear to god, I will not be surprised if Tanners threads are the cause of the US’s second civil war.
- RafiDRW

He's using politics to get clicks.

He's using politics to get clicks.
- gergeswillems

i thought that said chicks and was thinking "good luck with that"

i thought that said chicks and was thinking "good luck with that"
- daeth

Politics will get you Ann Coulter in bed. But that would then get you crotch eating bacteria. Or vagina dentata.

Who is this RJ you speak of? Sounds like an bumhole
- Nuclear Wedgina

The absolute worst.


RJ 2020

Politics will get you Ann Coulter in bed. But that would then get you crotch eating bacteria. Or vagina dentata.
- RafiDRW

Is that what happened to Hossa?

Is that what happened to Hossa?
- gergeswillems

Yeah. But pretty sure that STD was from being in the same room as Kane.

Yeah. But pretty sure that STD was from being in the same room as Kane.
- RafiDRW

Kane didn't even pay for the cab fare home.

Kane didn't even pay for the cab fare home.
- gergeswillems

To be fair, his cabbie was a drunk Riley Sheahan in a teletubby costume.

Politics will get you Ann Coulter in bed. But that would then get you crotch eating bacteria. Or vagina dentata.
- RafiDRW

didn't even need to add the last 2, the first part is 100x scarier

didn't even need to add the last 2, the first part is 100x scarier
- daeth