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TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jul 22 @ 1:20 PM ET
it certainly has the best single line of all time, IMO

"Let off some steam Bennett"

piss my pants laughing every time.

- sensarmy_11


Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired

You know when I told you that I would kill you last? I lied

I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton... wait that's terminator 2
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:21 PM ET
it certainly has the best single line of all time, IMO

"Let off some steam Bennett"

piss my pants laughing every time.

- sensarmy_11


I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes, John! I'm gonna shoot you between the balls!
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:22 PM ET
Because Commando isn't a good bad movie, it's a work of art.
- Zezel

Exactly. It's a masterpiece.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Jul 22 @ 1:22 PM ET
Wedgie's 10 team no-trade list:

Ottawa
Detroit
Buffalo
Edmonton
Minnesota
Dallas
Columbus
Carolina
Winnipeg
Pittsburgh
(in random order)

My picks are strictly due to wanting to live there - the actual state of the hockey team doesn't affect it.

#11 was New Jersey, but I couldn't fit it in there.

Yes, I am this bored.

- Atomic Wedgie


I'd imagine most of our lists would look the same. My only change would be to pull Dallas and replace it with Washington or Jersey.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:22 PM ET
Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired

You know when I told you that I would kill you last? I lied

I'm a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton... wait that's terminator 2

- TheMussel

Sully...remember when I said I would kill you last?

You did Matrix!

I LIED
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jul 22 @ 1:23 PM ET
I'm a little disappointed nobody has said "Commando" yet.
- Atomic Wedgie


Because it's perfection in every single way.
RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Jul 22 @ 1:23 PM ET
I loved his line in Running Man "I get sick from air travel. I will puke all over you" "Go Ahead won't show on this shirt" (Ahnold wearing the worst Hawaian shirt ever.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:23 PM ET
You want to put your knife in me. Look into my eyes so you can see what's going on inside me when you turn it. Come Bennett , put down the chickenpoop gun. Let's pahty.

It's (frank)ing Shakespeare.
The Law
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 01.29.2008

Jul 22 @ 1:24 PM ET
Because Commando isn't a good bad movie, it's a work of art.
- Zezel


Agreed.

Good-bad is Under Seige ....or anything with Seagal.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jul 22 @ 1:24 PM ET
Because Commando isn't a good bad movie, it's a work of art.
- Zezel


TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jul 22 @ 1:24 PM ET
Wedgie's 10 team no-trade list:

Ottawa
Detroit
Buffalo
Edmonton
Minnesota
Dallas
Columbus
Carolina
Winnipeg
Pittsburgh
(in random order)

My picks are strictly due to wanting to live there - the actual state of the hockey team doesn't affect it.

#11 was New Jersey, but I couldn't fit it in there.

Yes, I am this bored.

- Atomic Wedgie


Ottawa
Buffalo
Winnipeg
Calgary
Edmonton
New Jersey
Columbus
Minnesota
Detroit
NYI
Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC
Joined: 02.25.2007

Jul 22 @ 1:26 PM ET
The hate on the Sens is completely justified.

But living in Ottawa cannot be that bad.

If anything, just being in Canada instead of living in the USA should be considered a big +.

Adam, back me up on this you Ottawa living loser?
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jul 22 @ 1:27 PM ET
it certainly has the best single line of all time, IMO

"Let off some steam Bennett"

piss my pants laughing every time.

- sensarmy_11




Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

That's right Matrix, you did.

I lied. (drops Sully)

Wawawaaaaa

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jul 22 @ 1:27 PM ET
The hate on the Sens is completely justified.

But living in Ottawa cannot be that bad.

If anything, just being in Canada instead of living in the USA should be considered a big +.

Adam, back me up on this you Ottawa living loser?

- Scabeh


My list is almost 100% based on weather.

I don't mind Ottawa in the summer though.
Lucas Neilson
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Atlantic Division Blogger, ON
Joined: 06.26.2015

Jul 22 @ 1:28 PM ET
The hate on the Sens is completely justified.

But living in Ottawa cannot be that bad.

If anything, just being in Canada instead of living in the USA should be considered a big +.

Adam, back me up on this you Ottawa living loser?

- Scabeh

frenchy helped sign Spezza
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jul 22 @ 1:29 PM ET
Sully...remember when I said I would kill you last?

You did Matrix!

I LIED

- AdamFrench


I seriously gotta read all the comments first before posting.
sensarmy_11
Location: NS
Joined: 06.01.2009

Jul 22 @ 1:29 PM ET
The hate on the Sens is completely justified.

But living in Ottawa cannot be that bad.

If anything, just being in Canada instead of living in the USA should be considered a big +.

Adam, back me up on this you Ottawa living loser?

- Scabeh


hell, I'm a Sens fan and they'd probably be on my list too (until Melnyk sells the team)....but living in Ottawa is great. I haven't lived there in about 5 years now (work has taken me to the coast) but I can't wait to get back.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jul 22 @ 1:29 PM ET
Agreed.

Good-bad is Under Seige ....or anything with Seagal.

- The Law


Both were great bad movies.
RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Jul 22 @ 1:30 PM ET
Ottawa is a good town to live in imo. Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver are the best places to live.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:31 PM ET
The hate on the Sens is completely justified.

But living in Ottawa cannot be that bad.

If anything, just being in Canada instead of living in the USA should be considered a big +.

Adam, back me up on this you Ottawa living loser?

- Scabeh

I've lived in Orenburg, Ottawa is a solid city for a boring female genitalia like myself. Good food. Easy travel. Safe neighborhoods. Nice place.
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Split rock, Nipigon River., ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:32 PM ET
The hate on the Sens is completely justified.

But living in Ottawa cannot be that bad.

If anything, just being in Canada instead of living in the USA should be considered a big +.

Adam, back me up on this you Ottawa living loser?

- Scabeh

Lived in Ottawa for 3 years.

Fantastic city to live in. It’s wayyyyy better than living in Toronto.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jul 22 @ 1:32 PM ET
Ottawa
Buffalo
Winnipeg
Calgary
Edmonton
New Jersey
Columbus
Minnesota
Detroit
NYI

- TheMussel

Why NYI?

Long Island is a pretty good place to live.
Scabeh
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Slovakian Jagr, QC
Joined: 02.25.2007

Jul 22 @ 1:33 PM ET
Why NYI?

Long Island is a pretty good place to live.

- Atomic Wedgie


Some people can't handle seeing too many Snakevares t-shirts!
RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Jul 22 @ 1:33 PM ET
I travel a lot, Buffalo, Edmonton, Winnipeg are utter poopholes.

At least Buffalo is close to Toronto.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jul 22 @ 1:34 PM ET
Ottawa is a good town to live in imo. Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver are the best places to live.
- RogerRoeper


I'd love to live in Montreal too.

I'd probably put the Florida teams on my list because the tropical heat all the time would kill me. I actually like winter climates.
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