But if they Sign Marner now they'll be way over the cap. More than ten percent after this Clarkson trade.
- bobbyisno1

breathe

Actually it’s TPOTUS..

And they have two songs:

Lump
Peaches.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Blue dunebuggy is better

This is my concern. One time we were having relations and she put both hands around my neck and said what if I strangled you? It was kind of hot though. I'm (frank)ed.
- Zezel

Oh yea, so you’re 19?

Wait til she wants to rent tentacle porn and have you be a fisherman.

How come all the nerds on the internet can't figure out how LTIR works. It's not like how they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar ffs. Disappointed.

But if they Sign Marner now they'll be way over the cap. More than ten percent after this Clarkson trade.
- bobbyisno1

How do you know how much marner signs for to put them more than 10% over?

They put them in ltir and they are cap compliant.

It's all right there on Twitter. People have clearly laid it out, take a second to get informed.

Blue dunebuggy is better
- Buck Norris

I’m sure I’ve heard it. I’ll YT it..

Any of y’all going to Summersault?

The Clarkson signing has truly come full circle.



Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Wild Paiement wear #99? Or was that on another team?
- leafsfann

They said defensemen i believe.

Oh yea, so you’re 19?

Wait til she wants to rent tentacle porn and have you be a fisherman.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

How come all the nerds on the internet can't figure out how LTIR works. It's not like how they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar ffs. Disappointed.
- Zezel

Top 5 greatest marketing ploy of all time.

Make stupid people think about your product by making it into a riddle.

Ok this might SOUND racist...


But I saw a smoking hot Asian (probably Korean) milf wit this Billy Bob Thornton lookin’ mafk today, all tatted-up at wild wing in G-hole.. I see that all the time.. and he wasn’t driving like a 2002 accord, like wtf
- Arctic_AARDVARK

The same way white dudes get yellow fever, Asian women get whatever the white equivalent is.

Maybe she just settled early?

I'm seeing this asian chick. I gave her a knife for her birthday. That got her going, she franked me like a savage after that. It was the best response I ever got from a present. I said damn, I should have got you a fork and spoon too!

She's kind of crazy though. I fear by giving her razor sharp weapons for presents perhaps I am playing a dangerous game.
- Zezel

I think its fair to say that the "signing Marner scenario" is something that Dubas and Pridham probably thought about.

as much as they wanted to get rid of Sparks... they aren't going to screw the CAP to deal with a disgruntled back-up.

maybe, just maybe they have this figured out.
- BorjeFan4Ever

Nope, the guy that litterally wrote the cba doesn't know anything about it. Goobers on hockeybuzz know it though.

- Zezel

(frank) in highscool this chick demanded it rough.. I’m like, ok, it’ll be a rough 20 seconds lolzz

Ur late.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

and you're about 25 years late to that song but nobody is perfect

They said defensemen i believe.
- bobbyisno1

Highest number worn by a Leaf d-man was 96 - Phil Housley

Highest number worn by a Leaf d-man was 96 - Phil Housley
- winsix

Oh yeah? Who wore the middle-ist number?

Nope, the guy that litterally wrote the cba doesn't know anything about it. Goobers on hockeybuzz know it though.
- burn

The same way white dudes get yellow fever, Asian women get whatever the white equivalent is.

Maybe she just settled early?
- GreatGigInTheSky

I guess maybe..

I’m down with the asians, all the same to me. But there’s something about a baby faced Swedish lass with a cute smile.. sploosh! Or whatever the male version of sploosh is, so sploosh with jizz.

(frank) in highscool this chick demanded it rough.. I’m like, ok, it’ll be a rough 20 seconds lolzz
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Lolol

I always wanted to have a threesome so I could disappoint two women at the same time.

Oh yeah? Who wore the middle-ist number?
- GreatGigInTheSky

Would that be fifty?
Daryll Boyce, Jonas Gustavsson, Stuart Percy

Lolol

I always wanted to have a threesome so I could disappoint two women at the same time.
- Zezel

Then we LTIR Horton and Clarkson and whoever else. 😂

I better go read up on it because 2+2 is 4 regardless how you add it
- Garnie

You can LTIR Horton cause he's effed up, but i'm not so sure about Clarkson.
You have Dermott at about 1 third his salary wich would be about, 230 grand and you have Hyman at 1 third his salary which would be about 820 grand.
So thats about 6.3 mill, they are already over 1.7 , so now you have 4.8 plus 10% guess it can be done.

Highest number worn by a Leaf d-man was 96 - Phil Housley
- winsix

Id demand to wear #99

Honey badger.

Lolol

I always wanted to have a threesome so I could disappoint two women at the same time.
- Zezel

it's not all its cracked up to be...
but 3 cracks are better than 2.

You can LTIR Horton cause he's effed up, but i'm not so sure about Clarkson.
You have Dermott at about 1 third his salary wich would be about, 230 grand and you have Hyman at 1 third his salary which would be about 820 grand.
So thats about 6.3 mill, they are already over 1.7 , so now you have 4.8 plus 10% guess it can be done.
- bobbyisno1

What do you mean you're not sure about Clarkson