Ek needs to update the site with a mute button

What time is the parade welcoming David back to Valhalla??
- RippedFuel

Well if it isn't ripped fart. I've got my fingers crossed hoping the Buffalos can squeak into the playoffs for the first time in 9 years.

Dan Maloney on Billy Smith

Not terrible, but my odds could be better.
- Aetherial

I think you’re in trouble, do up your will.

Matthews should buy him a NEW car for all the assists hes going to get with King David riding shotgun.
- RippedFuel

SICK BURN!!!

SUCK IT, QUEEFS FANS!!!!!!

I know of no hockey player born on my birthday, june 6th franken D-Day.
- bobbyisno1

Cam Neely

Matthews should buy him a NEW car for all the assists hes going to get with King David riding shotgun.
- RippedFuel

Knee slapper

I think you’re in trouble, do up your will.
- Garnie

Noted Hockey Fan
@GameTimeArt
The best hockey player born on your birthday has to score on a penalty shot to save your life. The goalie he's facing is the starter of the Stanley Cup champs the year you graduated high school.

Do you get to see tomorrow?

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Huberdeau on Osgood. I live.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Dead as dead can be. Best player is Bryzgalov. he has to score on Billy Smith. Damn, I have a goalie taking my shot. Game over!
(If not Bryzgalov....the best might be paul Stanton. I think I let Bryzgalov give it a go.)

Sparx wasn't traded because of his ill-timed remarks to reporters.

He was traded because he was a terrible goalie.
- Atomic Wedgie

Honestly, the guy failed beyond what I could have hoped for.

He will be missed.

Noted Hockey Fan
@GameTimeArt
The best hockey player born on your birthday has to score on a penalty shot to save your life. The goalie he's facing is the starter of the Stanley Cup champs the year you graduated high school.

Do you get to see tomorrow?

________________


Huberdeau on Osgood. I live.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Stu Barnes gets to shoot on Khabibulin.

I may not die.... 50/50?

Dead as dead can be. Best player is Bryzgalov. he has to score on Billy Smith. Damn, I have a goalie taking my shot. Game over!
(If not Bryzgalov....the best might be paul Stanton. I think I let Bryzgalov give it a go.)
- hawk35

I'd like to see that goofy grin on Bryz's face as he sends you to your death

Noted Hockey Fan
@GameTimeArt
The best hockey player born on your birthday has to score on a penalty shot to save your life. The goalie he's facing is the starter of the Stanley Cup champs the year you graduated high school.

Do you get to see tomorrow?

________________


Huberdeau on Osgood. I live.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Kopitar scores on all 👍

Hope I didn’t jinx it....
Walking into hospital for MRI now 😕

I'd like to see that goofy grin on Bryz's face as he sends you to your death
- TheMussel

I'd probably let Billy Smith do the shooting. Same goes with whoever has brodeur and Mike smith.

Not my birthday...but October 5th is interesting...mario vs roy.
Ps. Born on the same day in the same year.

Stu Barnes gets to shoot on Khabibulin.

I may not die.... 50/50?
- Scabeh

'Bulin wall?

I dunno man, make peace with your family.

'Bulin wall?

I dunno man, make peace with your family.
- Aetherial

Yeah... the more I think about it, the more I feel like the odds are against me.

Though I liked Stu Barnes as a player. He looked good in Pittsburgh for a few years.

Not many good players with my DOB, no wonder I never got a crack.
- Garnie

I got lucky to have one good player on my birthday.

David Clarkson against Gump Worsley
- RippedFuel

Sorry, you weren't invited to this game.

Yeah... the more I think about it, the more I feel like the odds are against me.

Though I liked Stu Barnes as a player. He looked good in Pittsburgh for a few years.
- Scabeh

I think Dan Maloney and Billy Smith get in a fight instead rendering the whole event null and void for me

[quote=GreatGigInTheSky]Noted Hockey Fan
@GameTimeArt
The best hockey player born on your birthday has to score on a penalty shot to save your life. The goalie he's facing is the starter of the Stanley Cup champs the year you graduated high school.

Do you get to see tomorrow?

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Theo Fleury on Grant Fuhr. Whatever happens, I'm probably dying at the after party.

Not my birthday...but October 5th is interesting...mario vs roy.
Ps. Born on the same day in the same year.
- mykokes

I'm in the Gretzky over Mario camp, but I think that if I had to pick one of them to take a penalty shot, I'd pick Mario.

[quote=GreatGigInTheSky]Noted Hockey Fan
@GameTimeArt
The best hockey player born on your birthday has to score on a penalty shot to save your life. The goalie he's facing is the starter of the Stanley Cup champs the year you graduated high school.

Do you get to see tomorrow?

________________


Theo Fleury on Grant Fuhr. Whatever happens, I'm probably dying at the after party.
- lonnyBohonos

I'm in the Gretzky over Mario camp, but I think that if I had to pick one of them to take a penalty shot, I'd pick Mario.
- Atomic Wedgie

I think Mario, at his best, was the best player to ever play the game.

I believe even Gretzky said the same thing once.

This is the downside of free wifi in trailer parks
- poopstash

I'm in the Gretzky over Mario camp, but I think that if I had to pick one of them to take a penalty shot, I'd pick Mario.
- Atomic Wedgie

Guess I'm unlucky, but I have Gretzky over Mike Vernon, I like my chances of survival.