There has been talk for ages now about the Leafs’ making a max-term offer, some time ago, at eight years and more than $10-million a season. Giving away that many UFA years, however, was a no-go for the Marner camp.

They apparently countered with three years at around a $10-million annual value, which would be the richest bridge deal in NHL history – by quite a bit. (Consider that Nikita Kucherov’s three-year bridge back in 2016 was for just under $4.8-million AAV.)

Sweet we can get back to the Marner talks..

why would Marners side ask for double what NK got...3 years ago. Thats not reasonable.. if its true at all, then he wants to sit out. holy F

Sweet we can get back to the Marner talks..

why would Marners side ask for double what NK got...3 years ago. Thats not reasonable.. if its true at all, then he wants to sit out. holy F
- senstroll

I'm off to vacation at 16:30.

Motivation is at an all-time low.
- Scabeh

My office is a ghost town.

I'm hoping to fade away around 3 pm.

Want to hear the saddest franking

True Wedgie Story®

ever?

For reasons I don't want to get into (Mrs. Wedgie franked up), we need to board the dog for Saturday night.

Of course, all our friends are out of town, and the local kennels are all booked up. So we start shooting emails around last night through a service that is essentially Air BnB for dogs.

One woman emails back - she won't be in town on the weekend, but would it be OK if she brought our dog up to her cottage?

There you have it, folks: My wife and I stuck in the city alone this long weekend, and our franking dog just got a cottage invite from a stranger.

FML

I'm off to vacation at 16:30.

Motivation is at an all-time low.
- Scabeh

Hate the last day before holidays, draaaaaggggs on it seems.

But I work from my kitchen now, so nap time is almost here.

Excellent use of paragraphs Snowman X
- Symba007

I'm surprised a Bruins fan even knows how to spell the word paragraph. Excellent dictation skills.

My office is a ghost town.

I'm hoping to fade away around 3 pm.

Want to hear the saddest franking

True Wedgie Story®

ever?

For reasons I don't want to get into (Mrs. Wedgie franked up), we need to board the dog for Saturday night.

Of course, all our friends are out of town, and the local kennels are all booked up. So we start shooting emails around last night through a service that is essentially Air BnB for dogs.

One woman emails back - she won't be in town on the weekend, but would it be OK if she brought our dog up to her cottage?

There you have it, folks: My wife and I stuck in the city alone this long weekend, and our franking dog just got a cottage invite from a stranger.

FML
- Atomic Wedgie

Show up at the cottage with the dog and your weekend gear, and then just stay.

My office is a ghost town.

I'm hoping to fade away around 3 pm.

Want to hear the saddest franking

True Wedgie Story®

ever?

For reasons I don't want to get into (Mrs. Wedgie franked up), we need to board the dog for Saturday night.

Of course, all our friends are out of town, and the local kennels are all booked up. So we start shooting emails around last night through a service that is essentially Air BnB for dogs.

One woman emails back - she won't be in town on the weekend, but would it be OK if she brought our dog up to her cottage?

There you have it, folks: My wife and I stuck in the city alone this long weekend, and our franking dog just got a cottage invite from a stranger.


FML
- Atomic Wedgie

Nice blog bro.

Scabs wil love it for the sheer fact that you utilized paragraphs.
- RickJames77

Wow, two Bruins fans who know how to spell the word "paragraph". Between you and Symba, it's like you share one giant brain!

My office is a ghost town.

I'm hoping to fade away around 3 pm.

Want to hear the saddest franking

True Wedgie Story®

ever?

For reasons I don't want to get into (Mrs. Wedgie franked up), we need to board the dog for Saturday night.

Of course, all our friends are out of town, and the local kennels are all booked up. So we start shooting emails around last night through a service that is essentially Air BnB for dogs.

One woman emails back - she won't be in town on the weekend, but would it be OK if she brought our dog up to her cottage?

There you have it, folks: My wife and I stuck in the city alone this long weekend, and our franking dog just got a cottage invite from a stranger.

FML
- Atomic Wedgie

That's priceless

I'm surprised a Bruins fan even knows how to spell the word paragraph. Excellent dictation skills.
- Snowman X

Great reading apprehension. Symba is one great Bruins fan.

Edit: Symba, when did you change your team to the Boston Bruins

Snowmansies, he's actually a Habs fan

the d is poop.
- LeafnsNxt2Godlyns

Ya, but a poop is really good.

Ya, but a poop is really good.
- The Law

Especially cat poop.

Wow, two Bruins fans who know how to spell the word "paragraph". Between you and Symba, it's like you share one giant brain!
- Snowman X

Sweet we can get back to the Marner talks..

why would Marners side ask for double what NK got...3 years ago. Thats not reasonable.. if its true at all, then he wants to sit out. holy F
- senstroll

Make him sit the whole year, and move Nylander to 4C. That’ll learn them both.

- Scabeh

It's way too hot in "cap hell"

It's way too hot in "cap hell"
- Larry_Fine

Looks like the snowman couldn't take the heat!!

Looks like the snowman couldn't take the heat!!
- Scabeh

I actually laughed out loud

Make him sit the whole year, and move Nylander to 4C. That’ll learn them both.
- Garnie

I think he just sits until the last possible second and then signs one of the deal.
Bridge 2 or 3 years or 6,7,8

4 and 5 year deals are nogo

I'm back from perfect holidays and I love you all!

It's way too hot in "cap hell"
- Larry_Fine

CAP HELL!!!!!

CAP HELL!!!!!
- Atomic Wedgie

What would the Devils call their cap problems? That's the real question.

What would the Devils call their cap problems? That's the real question.
- RickJames77

What would the Devils call their cap problems? That's the real question.
- RickJames77

I'm assuming it will be because they sign Miroslav Satan to a big contract.

Great reading apprehension. Symba is one great Bruins fan.

Edit: Symba, when did you change your team to the Boston Bruins

Snowmansies, he's actually a Habs fan
- RickJames77

after the 1st round

Wow, two Bruins fans who know how to spell the word "paragraph". Between you and Symba, it's like you share one giant brain!
- Snowman X

it's like two first and a second