T Shirt cannon.
- Darksyde

The old "Richard Gere" method....

I used to manage events when I was in university...had to fire a guy who nearly destroyed another guy when they were (frank)ing around taking turns shooting each other with a t shirt gun. Broken ribs, punctured lung, nearly 2 foot diameter of the bruise. Kid could barely take in air
- Takemedrunkimhome

Imagine the damage it could inflict to an anus.

Imagine the damage it could inflict to an anus.
- Pat1993

I'm not an expert but my guess is your anus would become an inus

I'm not an expert but my guess is your anus would become an inus
- Takemedrunkimhome

And if you're not careful while retrieving the t-shirt/gerbil, then you get an outus.

I'm not an expert but my guess is your anus would become an inus
- Takemedrunkimhome

- deadpoulet

Yes because it obviously takes a certain level of expertise to determine if an elbow was up in the air or not. Amateurs simply can't tell the difference.

so i guess that's it?™

so i guess that's it?™
- kicksave856

I'm bored out of my (frank)ing mind

I'm bored out of my (frank)ing mind
- Pat1993

me too.

they should just let me go home and go back to bed on days like these.

love sleeping.

me too.

they should just let me go home and go back to bed on days like these.

love sleeping.
- kicksave856

I need to find a way to sleep at work, because once I get home I'm not so sleepy anymore

I'm naked as we speak.

I'm naked as we speak.
- deadpoulet

I knew you'd find a way to wake me up!

I'm naked as we speak.
- deadpoulet

I'm naked as we speak.
- deadpoulet

dude, run! that's what they do before they cook you!

they got some real gangsta lean poop going on

- Pat1993

*puts chicken head in bucket of ice and heads to the nearest veterinarian office*

Did you watch the expanse?
- MortChicken

yup

nice serie

dude, run! that's what they do before they cook you!
- kicksave856

yup

nice serie
- Xizord

S's are free, friend.

- stinger67

noooooo!

i'm upset now but once we're eating him i bet he'll be delicious.

I need to find a way to sleep at work, because once I get home I'm not so sleepy anymore
- Pat1993

Do what I did, change job after 11 years, oh ya, change industry to.... That will keep you busy..

I could do my old job with my eyes closed...

S's are free, friend.
- kicksave856

Not in wheel of fortune.

Not in wheel of fortune.
- golfingsince

it's time to replace vanna.

Hockey pool guides are starting to come out