I just ate a frozen twix bar. I think it loosened my teeth but it was worth it. So, so fu cking good.

I do that with most candy bars. That (frank)ed up?

It has? That's even funnier. I thought it was a tribute to recent events.

I like its symmetry.
- bloatedmosquito

We had just moved to the Okanagan when Nuck4u first showed up and every post was female doging about him. It seemed fitting. It’s come full circle.

We had just moved to the Okanagan when Nuck4u first showed up and every post was female doging about him. It seemed fitting. It’s come full circle.
- CubanBuffet

Not a huge fan of Rust/Mt Bouch, but I’m drinking one of their single vineyard Merlots and I’m feeling all warm inside. If’s Probably the 15.5% alc/vol...

And I’m watching Ghostbusters, so.

I hate to remind you but it was me that predicted 55pts.
- A_SteamingLombardi

I have no issue with that. I respect how people like you and Don have simply said "thats what I predicted and I don't give a f*ck" instead of the re-writes or temper tantrums. Or even worse, the crying every other post about people opposing opinions and not being a real fan like Marwood does every friggin day. His arms must get tired from holding up all those straw men.

It’s not his fault
Over bearing wife syndrome 🧟‍♂️

We had just moved to the Okanagan when Nuck4u first showed up and every post was female doging about him. It seemed fitting. It’s come full circle.
- CubanBuffet

I wonder why that would be?

I have no issue with that. I respect how people like you and Don have simply said "thats what I predicted and I don't give a f*ck" instead of the re-writes or temper tantrums. Or even worse, the crying every other post about people opposing opinions and not being a real fan like Marwood does every friggin day. His arms must get tired from holding up all those straw men.

- boonerbuck

Yup, when you've been here awhile you figure posters out.

I think Marwood is in the back of a station wagon somewhere.

I have no issue with that. I respect how people like you and Don have simply said "thats what I predicted and I don't give a f*ck" instead of the re-writes or temper tantrums. Or even worse, the crying every other post about people opposing opinions and not being a real fan like Marwood does every friggin day. His arms must get tired from holding up all those straw men.

- boonerbuck

damn

Jeebus, over 2 years since the Twins retired and we're still b*tching about not trading them? The more things stay the same, the same things keep coming back up.

Since it's close to training camp, and my birthday, here's my prediction for the season:

Boeser doesn't sign until just before the deadline thanks to holding out for a deal like Marner wants (or at least in that ballpark (and Marner ain't signing for less than Matthews money)).

Pettersson starts slow due to not having Boeser on his wing, but makes up for it after the Christmas break and at least equals his points total from last year, if not slightly better although his goals go down and his assists go up

Quinn Hughes is used mostly as a PP QB and doesn't get much ice time due to learning the NHL speed and is in Green's doghouse a lot.

Tanev gets injured blocking a shot early in the season and ends up on the IR for most of the season making trading him impossible

Tyler Myers gets exposed as Gudbranson 2.0 and has the worst +/- on the team along with the worst advanced metrics.

Eriksson and Sutter are both traded by the deadline for the almighty "Future Considerations" which eventually turn out to be nothing more than whoever takes them worst prospects that are 13th forwards or 7/8th defencemen on an ECHL/IHL level team.

Markstrom regresses to mean and due to that, Demko plays 35 games to Markstrom's 57 and takes over the number 1 spot by TDL.

With all that said, I predict the Canucks miss the playoffs once more and end up in 20th place (roughly where we were last season)

Benning and Green get fired even though Benning was just extended and we start the merry-go-round all over again to satisfy big Franny's desire to suck up playoff gate revenue to keep the Aquilini's one step away from bankruptcy.

- boonerbuck

I have no issue with that. I respect how people like you and Don have simply said "thats what I predicted and I don't give a f*ck" instead of the re-writes or temper tantrums. Or even worse, the crying every other post about people opposing opinions and not being a real fan like Marwood does every friggin day. His arms must get tired from holding up all those straw men.

- boonerbuck

boom

Jeebus, over 2 years since the Twins retired and we're still b*tching about not trading them? The more things stay the same, the same things keep coming back up.

Since it's close to training camp, and my birthday, here's my prediction for the season:

Boeser doesn't sign until just before the deadline thanks to holding out for a deal like Marner wants (or at least in that ballpark (and Marner ain't signing for less than Matthews money)).

Pettersson starts slow due to not having Boeser on his wing, but makes up for it after the Christmas break and at least equals his points total from last year, if not slightly better although his goals go down and his assists go up

Quinn Hughes is used mostly as a PP QB and doesn't get much ice time due to learning the NHL speed and is in Green's doghouse a lot.

Tanev gets injured blocking a shot early in the season and ends up on the IR for most of the season making trading him impossible

Tyler Myers gets exposed as Gudbranson 2.0 and has the worst +/- on the team along with the worst advanced metrics.

Eriksson and Sutter are both traded by the deadline for the almighty "Future Considerations" which eventually turn out to be nothing more than whoever takes them worst prospects that are 13th forwards or 7/8th defencemen on an ECHL/IHL level team.

Markstrom regresses to mean and due to that, Demko plays 35 games to Markstrom's 57 and takes over the number 1 spot by TDL.

With all that said, I predict the Canucks miss the playoffs once more and end up in 20th place (roughly where we were last season)

Benning and Green get fired even though Benning was just extended and we start the merry-go-round all over again to satisfy big Franny's desire to suck up playoff gate revenue to keep the Aquilini's one step away from bankruptcy.
- DariusKnight

#teamwhiner for you then!

Jeebus, over 2 years since the Twins retired and we're still b*tching about not trading them? The more things stay the same, the same things keep coming back up.

Since it's close to training camp, and my birthday, here's my prediction for the season:

Boeser doesn't sign until just before the deadline thanks to holding out for a deal like Marner wants (or at least in that ballpark (and Marner ain't signing for less than Matthews money)).

Pettersson starts slow due to not having Boeser on his wing, but makes up for it after the Christmas break and at least equals his points total from last year, if not slightly better although his goals go down and his assists go up

Quinn Hughes is used mostly as a PP QB and doesn't get much ice time due to learning the NHL speed and is in Green's doghouse a lot.

Tanev gets injured blocking a shot early in the season and ends up on the IR for most of the season making trading him impossible

Tyler Myers gets exposed as Gudbranson 2.0 and has the worst +/- on the team along with the worst advanced metrics.

Eriksson and Sutter are both traded by the deadline for the almighty "Future Considerations" which eventually turn out to be nothing more than whoever takes them worst prospects that are 13th forwards or 7/8th defencemen on an ECHL/IHL level team.

Markstrom regresses to mean and due to that, Demko plays 35 games to Markstrom's 57 and takes over the number 1 spot by TDL.

With all that said, I predict the Canucks miss the playoffs once more and end up in 20th place (roughly where we were last season)

Benning and Green get fired even though Benning was just extended and we start the merry-go-round all over again to satisfy big Franny's desire to suck up playoff gate revenue to keep the Aquilini's one step away from bankruptcy.
- DariusKnight

Sounds about right.

Anaheim Ducks

Additions

Chris Wideman – Defenseman – Free Agent – Pittsburgh
Michael Del Zotto – Defenseman – Free Agent – St. Louis
Andreas Martinsen – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent – Chicago
Jani Hakanpaa – Defenseman – Free Agent – St. Louis
Andrew Poturalski – Right Wing/Center – Free Agent – Carolina
Blake Pietila – Left Wing/Center – Free Agent – New Jersey
Anthony Stolarz – Goaltender – Free Agent – Edmonton
Nicolas Deslauriers – Left Wing/Right Wing – Trade – Montreal
Dallas Eakins – Head Coach – Named

Subtractions

Kalle Kossila – Center/Left Wing – Free Agent – Toronto
Adam Cracknell – Center/Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Kevin Roy – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent – Florida
Corey Perry – Right Wing – Free Agent – Dallas
Andy Welinski – Defenseman – Free Agent – Philadelphia
Jaycob Megna – Defenseman – Free Agent – Vegas
Ben Street – Left Wing/Center – Free Agent – New Jersey
Jake Dotchin – Defenseman – Free Agent – St. Louis
Trevor Murphy – Defenseman – Free Agent – Europe
Andrej Sustr – Defenseman – Free Agent – Europe

Arizona Coyotes

Additions

Andy Miele – Center – Free Agent
Aaron Ness – Defenseman – Free Agent – Washington
Beau Bennett – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent
Dane Birks – Defenseman – Trade – Pittsburgh
Phil Kessel – Right Wing – Trade – Pittsburgh
Carl Soderberg – Center – Trade – Colorado

Subtractions

Josh Archibald – Right Wing – Free Agent – Edmonton
Hunter Miska – Goaltender – Free Agent – Minors
Mario Kempe – Center/Wing – Free Agent – Los Angeles
Nick Cousins – W/Center – Free Agent – Montreal
Dakota Mermis – Defenseman – Free Agent – New Jersey
Calvin Pickard – Goaltender – Free Agent – Detroit
Richard Panik – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Washington
Pierre-Olivier Joseph – Defenseman – Trade – Pittsburgh
Alex Galchenyuk – Left Wing/Center – Trade – Pittsburgh
Kevin Connauton – Defenseman – Trade – Colorado
David Ullstrom – Center/Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Jens Looke – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Europe

Calgary Flames

Additions

Milan Lucic – Left Wing – Trade – Edmonton
Justin Kirkland – Left Wing – Free Agent – Nashville
Byron Froese – Right Wing/Center – Free Agent – Philadelphia
Brandon Davidson – Defenseman – Free Agent – Chicago
Cam Talbot – Goaltender – Free Agent – Philadelphia
Alexander Yelesin – Defenseman – Free Agent
Carl-Johan Lerby – Defenseman – Free Agent
Artyom Zagidulin – Goaltender – Free Agent

Subtractions

Josh Healey – Defenseman – Free Agent – Minors
Michael Stone – Defenseman – Released
Kerby Rychel – Left Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Mason McDonald – Goaltender – Free Agent – Minors
James Neal – Right Wing/Left Wing – Trade – Edmonton
Anthony Peluso – Right Wing – Free Agent – Minors
Dalton Prout – Defenseman – Free Agent – San Jose
Mike Smith – Goaltender – Free Agent – Edmonton
Curtis Lazar – W/Center – Free Agent – Buffalo
Oscar Fantenberg – Defenseman – Free Agent – Vancouver
Tyler Graovac – Center – Free Agent – Vancouver
Garnet Hathaway – Right Wing – Free Agent – Washington
Marcus Hogstrom – Defenseman – Free Agent – Europe

Edmonton Oilers

Additions

James Neal – Right Wing/Left Wing – Trade – Calgary
Josh Archibald – Right Wing – Free Agent – Arizona
Gaetan Haas – Center – Free Agent – Europe
Tomas Jurco – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent
Mike Smith – Goaltender – Free Agent – Calgary
Markus Granlund – W/Center – Free Agent – Vancouver
Dave Tippett – Head Coach – Named
Joakim Nygard – Left Wing – Free Agent
Logan Day – Defenseman – Free Agent
Ken Holland – GoaltenderM – Named

Subtractions

Jesse Puljujarvi – Right Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Ryan Stanton – Defenseman – Free Agent – Minors
John Marino – Defenseman – Trade – Pittsburgh
Mitch Callahan – Right Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Milan Lucic – Left Wing – Trade – Calgary
Ty Rattie – Right Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Anthony Stolarz – Goaltender – Free Agent – Anaheim
Kevin Gravel – Defenseman – Free Agent – Toronto
Andrej Sekera – Defenseman – Free Agent – Dallas
Ken Hitchcock – Head Coach – Fired

Los Angeles Kings

Additions

Mario Kempe – Center/Wing – Free Agent – Arizona
Martin Frk – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Detroit
Joakim Ryan – Defenseman – Free Agent – San Jose
Todd McLellan – Head Coach – Named

Subtractions

Slava Voynov – Defenseman – Free Agent – Europe
Jonny Brodzinski – Right Wing – Free Agent – San Jose
Alex Lintuniemi – Defenseman – Free Agent – Carolina
Brendan Leipsic – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent – Washington
Zack Mitchell – Right Wing/Center – Free Agent – Europe
Nikita Scherbak – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Peter Budaj – Goaltender – Retired
Willie Desjardins – Head Coach – Fired

San Jose Sharks

Additions

Trevor Carrick – Defenseman – Trade – Carolina
Zach Gallant – Center – Free Agent
Nikolai Knyzhov – Defenseman – Free Agent – Europe
Jonny Brodzinski – Right Wing – Free Agent – Los Angeles
Dalton Prout – Defenseman – Free Agent – Calgary
Jeffrey Truchon-Viel – Left Wing – Free Agent
Lean Bergmann – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent
Tony Sund – Defenseman – Free Agent
Danil Yurtaykin – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent
Joel Kellman – Center – Free Agent

Subtractions

Cody Donaghey – Defenseman – Free Agent – Minors
Jon Martin – Right Wing/Center – Free Agent – Minors
Kyle Wood – Defenseman – Trade – Carolina
Alex Schoenborn – Right Wing – Free Agent – Minors
Tom Pyatt – W/Center – Free Agent – Europe
Michael Brodzinski – Defenseman – Free Agent – Minors
Cavan Fitzgerald – Defenseman – Free Agent – Minors
Joakim Ryan – Defenseman – Free Agent – Los Angeles
Joe Pavelski – Center/Right Wing – Free Agent – Dallas
Gustav Nyquist – Right Wing – Free Agent – Columbus
Joonas Donskoi – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Colorado
Francis Perron – Left Wing – Trade – Vancouver
Justin Braun – Defenseman – Trade – Philadelphia

Vancouver Canucks

Additions

Micheal Ferland – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent – Carolina
Justin Bailey – Right Wing – Free Agent – Philadelphia
Zane McIntyre – Goaltender – Free Agent – Boston
Tyler Graovac – Center – Free Agent – Calgary
Oscar Fantenberg – Defenseman – Free Agent – Calgary
Tyler Myers – Defenseman – Free Agent – Winnipeg
Jordie Benn – Defenseman – Free Agent – Montreal
Francis Perron – Left Wing – Trade – San Jose
J.T. Miller – Wing/Center – Trade – Tampa Bay

Subtractions

Ryan Spooner – Left Wing/Center – Free Agent-Europe
Tanner Kero – Center – Free Agent – Dallas
Derrick Pouliot – Defenseman – Free Agent – St. Louis
Brendan Gaunce – Left Wing/Center – Free Agent – Boston
Markus Granlund – Wing/Center – Free Agent – Edmonton
Luke Schenn – Defenseman – Trade – Tampa Bay
Marek Mazanec – Goaltender – Trade – Tampa Bay

Vegas Golden Knights

Additions

Garret Sparks – Goaltender – Trade – Toronto
Jaycob Megna – Defenseman – Free Agent – Anaheim
Brett Lernout – Defenseman – Free Agent – Montreal
Tyrell Goulbourne – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Philadelphia
Patrick Brown – Right Wing/Center – Free Agent – Carolina
Nicolas Roy – Center – Trade – Carolina

Subtractions

Stefan Matteau – Left Wing – Free Agent – Minors
Tobias Lindberg – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Europe
Philip Holm – Defenseman – Free Agent – Chicago
Nikita Gusev – Left Wing – Trade – New Jersey
David Clarkson – Right Wing – Trade – Toronto
Zachary Leslie – Defenseman – Free Agent – Minors
Alex Gallant – Left Wing – Free Agent – Minors
T.J. Tynan – Center – Free Agent – Colorado
Zachary Fucale – Goaltender – Free Agent – Minors
Daniel Carr – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent – Nashville
Pierre-Edouard Bellemare – Center – Free Agent – Colorado
Maxime Lagace – Goaltender – Free Agent – Bos
Ryan Carpenter – Center/Right Wing – Free Agent – Chicago
Colin Miller – Defenseman – Trade – Buffalo
Erik Haula – Center/Wing – Trade – Carolina
Brooks Macek – Center – Free Agent – Europe
Tomas Hyka – Right Wing/Left Wing – Free Agent – Europe

Vancouver Canucks

Additions

Micheal Ferland – Left Wing/Right Wing – Free Agent – Carolina
Justin Bailey – Right Wing – Free Agent – Philadelphia
Zane McIntyre – Goaltender – Free Agent – Boston
Tyler Graovac – Center – Free Agent – Calgary
Oscar Fantenberg – Defenseman – Free Agent – Calgary
Tyler Myers – Defenseman – Free Agent – Winnipeg
Jordie Benn – Defenseman – Free Agent – Montreal
Francis Perron – Left Wing – Trade – San Jose
J.T. Miller – Wing/Center – Trade – Tampa Bay

Subtractions

Ryan Spooner – Left Wing/Center – Free Agent-Europe
Tanner Kero – Center – Free Agent – Dallas
Derrick Pouliot – Defenseman – Free Agent – St. Louis
Brendan Gaunce – Left Wing/Center – Free Agent – Boston
Markus Granlund – Wing/Center – Free Agent – Edmonton
Luke Schenn – Defenseman – Trade – Tampa Bay
Marek Mazanec – Goaltender – Trade – Tampa Bay
- manvanfan

You missed putting Gaunce in bold bro.

You missed putting Gaunce in bold bro.
- LordHumungous

Bold for NHL Players only. Not AHL stars

From EK's update. Not that I believe BB is being shopped.

"On Boeser...

The Canucks may have turned down a deal with the Devils I am told..That deal would have included Pavel Zacha....I feel Boeser stays and signs...but offers continue to come in..."