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jcragcrumple
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Reluctant bridge jumper; 6th round OHL draft pick, YT
Joined: 04.04.2016

Sep 12 @ 12:16 PM ET
no he has chubby cheeks and that is UNACCEPTABLE!!! Until he defeats the genetics in his body that makes his cheeks a little chubbier he will suck
- SabresFaninIndiana


I heard he houses mayo packets like gogurt
Powerslave
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
Joined: 02.10.2011

Sep 12 @ 12:16 PM ET
8.4 body fat I need proof of that lol and zero abs like I call horse poop

I’m at 7 %

- gerbe75pts



YOU need proof?

For what?

jcragcrumple
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Reluctant bridge jumper; 6th round OHL draft pick, YT
Joined: 04.04.2016

Sep 12 @ 12:17 PM ET
YOU need proof?

For what?

- Powerslave


"Research"
SabresFaninIndiana
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Bananaville, IN
Joined: 12.16.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:19 PM ET
YOU need proof?

For what?

- Powerslave

because our season rests upon his body fat percentage. If it is below 8.5 we are in the playoffs.. but if it is over 9.4 we wont breach 85 points
buffalofan19
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden full of (bum)holes
Joined: 07.01.2007

Sep 12 @ 12:19 PM ET
I heard he houses mayo packets like gogurt
- jcragcrumple



They asked him to reduce his body fat. So this summer, it was all Lite Mayo packets. Commitment.
SabresFaninIndiana
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Bananaville, IN
Joined: 12.16.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:19 PM ET
"Research"
- jcragcrumple

his research is done by googling big black male chickens
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:21 PM ET
YOU need proof?

For what?

- Powerslave


Because I know he’s not an 8.4 that’s some bs
jcragcrumple
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Reluctant bridge jumper; 6th round OHL draft pick, YT
Joined: 04.04.2016

Sep 12 @ 12:21 PM ET
They asked him to reduce his body fat. So this summer, it was all Lite Mayo packets. Commitment.
- buffalofan19


If only he could share his blubber with the emaciated yukon refugee
Powerslave
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
Joined: 02.10.2011

Sep 12 @ 12:22 PM ET
Because I know he’s not an 8.4 that’s some bs
- gerbe75pts



Why, do you think he cares what you think?
Chris16
Buffalo Sabres
Location: CT
Joined: 06.22.2012

Sep 12 @ 12:24 PM ET
Why, do you think he cares what you think?
- Powerslave



Does anyone? Amirite?
buffalofan19
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden full of (bum)holes
Joined: 07.01.2007

Sep 12 @ 12:25 PM ET
Because I know he’s not an 8.4 that’s some bs
- gerbe75pts



Somebody get that young man a Diet Coke!
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:25 PM ET
Why, do you think he cares what you think?
- Powerslave



He’s probably at 16%
jcragcrumple
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Reluctant bridge jumper; 6th round OHL draft pick, YT
Joined: 04.04.2016

Sep 12 @ 12:25 PM ET
Because I know he’s not an 8.4 that’s some bs
- gerbe75pts


Cmon, let's get some body positivity. He's a chonk. A thicc boy
Chris16
Buffalo Sabres
Location: CT
Joined: 06.22.2012

Sep 12 @ 12:27 PM ET
Somebody get that young man a Diet Coke!
- buffalofan19



I have sources that sent me secret video of Mitt's test:

Powerslave
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
Joined: 02.10.2011

Sep 12 @ 12:27 PM ET


He’s probably at 16%

- gerbe75pts



Well, this post answers many questions.
buffalofan19
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden full of (bum)holes
Joined: 07.01.2007

Sep 12 @ 12:29 PM ET
I have sources that sent me secret video of Mitt's test:


- Chris16



Sabres Trainer to The Fat One: "My goodness, eat a (frank)ing salad, will ya?"
Powerslave
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
Joined: 02.10.2011

Sep 12 @ 12:31 PM ET
Cmon, let's get some body positivity. He's a chonk. A thicc boy
- jcragcrumple



That's "Boi", with an 'i', as in "inflated".
SabresFaninIndiana
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Bananaville, IN
Joined: 12.16.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:32 PM ET
img gerbe jack off picture img

He’s probably at 16%

- gerbe75pts

you really care about stupid things
Powerslave
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Arriving Somewhere But Not Here
Joined: 02.10.2011

Sep 12 @ 12:34 PM ET
you really care about stupid things
- SabresFaninIndiana



😂😂😂

Well done
Whatnot78
Buffalo Sabres
Location: last place heros, VA
Joined: 02.21.2007

Sep 12 @ 12:35 PM ET
Talk about judgmental.

Gerbe - I'll pray for you (to someone not to be named)

gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:38 PM ET
you really care about stupid things
- SabresFaninIndiana


Because it’s bs if he was at 8.4% I would be giving him such golf claps and being happy for him

SabresFaninIndiana
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Bananaville, IN
Joined: 12.16.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:39 PM ET
😂😂😂

Well done

- Powerslave

i also didn't think this page needed to be plastered with that stupidity of an image
SabresFaninIndiana
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Bananaville, IN
Joined: 12.16.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:40 PM ET
Because it’s bs if he was at 8.4% I would be giving him such golf claps and being happy for him
- gerbe75pts

again.. you care about such stupid things.

i think you got hit in the head too many times by 60 MPH tennis balls
gerbe75pts
Anaheim Ducks
Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA
Joined: 09.03.2009

Sep 12 @ 12:41 PM ET
OK let’s put this in perspective risto is at 7.4 % and Casey is at 8.4 yeah ok
Gordzilla
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Chatham, ON
Joined: 01.06.2016

Sep 12 @ 12:42 PM ET
Because I know he’s not an 8.4 that’s some bs
- gerbe75pts


I have read your comments in here for years . Never comment much but . But you have gone off the deep end today You are a legend in your own mind . What a sad little fella. Go microwave some wings and get a life. Mr Tennis is a contact sport , LOL
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