Ian Rapoport
@RapSheet
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1m
#Jets coach Adam Gase tells reporters that QB Sam Darnold will miss Monday’s game with mono. That is unexpected.
- jimbro83

My wife just got over mono. WTF?

My wife just got over mono. WTF?
- Fenrir

bro

My wife just got over mono. WTF?
- Fenrir

Now now, you can't say your wife has cheated on you until it is proven on the Maury show with the lie detector

bro
- jimbro83

I know! Wait until I get home tonight. She "says" she doesn't like football...

Now now, you can't say your wife has cheated on you until it is proven on the Maury show with the lie detector
- 2sticks1puck

Is that show still on?
Imagine my 5'9" 150lb self facing off against a QB.

- jimbro83

Twins!!

My wife just got over mono. WTF?
- Fenrir

She likes the younger dudes who wear shoes

- jimbro83

I hope he gets mono

Twins!!
- tbreinold

Wait a minute, isn't the Kit Kat wrapper orange and black?
Makes perfect sense!

Is that show still on?
Imagine my 5'9" 150lb self facing off against a QB.
- Fenrir

Only Springer of the OG daytime trash is gone.

She likes the younger dudes who wear shoes
- mdw7413

She likes tall guys, so I see a different look in her eye when I wear my Red Wings to split wood.

Now that I think about it, she deserves mono.

Only Springer of the OG daytime trash is gone.
- 2sticks1puck

Morton Downey still around?

She likes tall guys, so I see a different look in her eye when I wear my Red Wings to split wood.

Now that I think about it, she deserves mono.
- Fenrir

Gonna get you these for christmas

Gonna get you these for christmas


- mdw7413

From the Rick James Collection?

From the Rick James Collection?
- Fenrir

Morton Downey still around?
- Fenrir

Nah, but Piper made sure to put him in his place though :D

Sportsnet
@Sportsnet

At least three teams exploring an offer sheet for #NHLJets’ Kyle Connor, according to
@snseanreynolds
.

From the Rick James Collection?
- Fenrir

Larry Brooks‏ @NYP_Brooksie · 1h1 hour ago



Tony DeAngelo officially absent from first day of camp (medicals)...unsigned restricted free agent...

Larry Brooks‏ @NYP_Brooksie · 1h1 hour ago



Tony DeAngelo officially absent from first day of camp (medicals)...unsigned restricted free agent...
- jimbro83

maybe he just didn't want to have to turn and cough

maybe he just didn't want to have to turn and cough
- TPC

You had to go there Matt?

You had to go there Matt?
- evitageN

i don't blame him

Colin Stephenson
@ColinASteph
·
2m
Housekeeping-wise, Sean Day had offseason surgery, and expects to skate tomorrow; Yegor Rykov turned an ankle in Traverse City, but also expects to skate tomorrow.
Overall, "There's a tremendous air of excitement here,'' JD said.

Colin Stephenson
@ColinASteph
·
19m
JD said he's spoken to Henrik Lundqvist, who's in great shape and whose mind is in a good place. "I expect him to be Hank. And when Hank's Hank, he's pretty good.'' Added he doesn't expect any one goalie to play "a huge amount of games.''

i don't blame him
- TPC

I think they all keep their hands in the freezer before they do it