I think Joker is an official nickname.

Who are Clank and Disappointment?
- Powerslave

clank is jack for when he hit 6 goal posts and 2 cross bars in a 3 game stretch 20 months ago

disappointment is the entire team
- SabresFaninIndiana

Badum-tiss!

Clank
Jack ECHL
RAWR
Not as good as Laine
Joker
Bamby
Carter the Hut
6K
Disappointment (You'll never guess who this belongs to)
- SDSabre

disappointment i am going to say is Dahlin..

isn't risto something like "gerbe's female dog" too

Clank
Jack ECHL
RAWR
Not as good as Laine
Joker
Bamby
Carter the Hut
6K
Disappointment (You'll never guess who this belongs to)
- SDSabre

Moulposo
dAHLin

clank is jack for when he hit 6 goal posts and 2 cross bars in a 3 game stretch 20 months ago
- homiedclown

Jack Clankle? (for his bum ankle, too 👍)

disappointment is the entire team
- SabresFaninIndiana

Accidental flag.

But you win the prize.

dAHLin
- jcragcrumple

oh my

clank is jack for when he hit 6 goal posts and 2 cross bars in a 3 game stretch 20 months ago
- homiedclown

tage = zhitnik 2.0

So, we have:

Phatass
Lockport
Skunk
Podracer
Freddy

What other "unofficial nicknames" do we have?
- Powerslave

Anything to do with weight and being an average player for Middlingstats

tage = zhitnik 2.0
- SabresFaninIndiana

Tage = tiny dancer

So, we have:

Phatass
Lockport
Skunk
Podracer
Freddy

What other "unofficial nicknames" do we have?
- Powerslave

clank

edit: damn, late....

clank is jack for when he hit 6 goal posts and 2 cross bars in a 3 game stretch 20 months ago
- homiedclown

We should have traded him..... BUM

No, those were ALL wrong.
Gerbe's scouting report has him being dumber than an empty box of rocks.
I doubt he even knows he has been drafted yet.
- IonSabres

I said low Hockey IQ

Because the Sabres lose nothing if he gets his 9 games.

After game 9 and you send him back. You don’t burn a year of his contract and have the full 3 year ELC.
- Sabretooth9

That’s not true we could use him at the end of the year if he has a superstar season instead of wasting the games now

Just an FYI
We put an er on almost every city and providence to describe someone from said city/Provence including Yukoners
- lulags



Yep

The buffaloers? Western new Yorkers?

Yokozens is a play on words . Yukon and cozens combined

Appreciate the input though

That’s not true we could use him at the end of the year if he has a superstar season instead of wasting the games now
- gerbe75pts

if his team makes the playoffs, and the sabres do not, that will not be an option

also if his team misses the playoffs, and say he plays the last 8 games and makes an impact

are you going to leave him on the bench if we make the playoffs?



the kid will learn more from an nhl locker room then he will dominating 16 and 17 year olds, if he is ready


nobody including our gm will know if he is ready for several weeks

let the process play itself out

Just an FYI
We put an er on almost every city and providence to describe someone from said city/Provence including Yukoners
- lulags



Yep

The buffaloers? Western new Yorkers?

Yokozens is a play on words . Yukon and cozens combined

Appreciate the input though
- Boss34

Technically it's a portmanteau

Look at this fat (frank)

https://youtu.be/nAKcmtIT1io

Look at this fat (frank)

https://youtu.be/nAKcmtIT1io
- jcragcrumple

He stole Phil Kessels hot dog stash!

You can always tell when someone is full of poop when you read “it’s from two sources”

There’s nothing there
- OneKaneOneCup

Or "from my source"

Hockeyprojections.CA has Ristolainen projected at 31 points now that Dahlin is the #1

Oh my

Hockeyprojections.CA has Ristolainen projected at 31 points now that Dahlin is the #1

Oh my
- OneKaneOneCup

I have to ask, what were the previous predictions for Risto?

Were they in line with his production?

Bold prediction:

Dahlin gets 60+ points
Risto gets below 30.

I have to ask, what were the previous predictions for Risto?

Were they in line with his production?
- jcragcrumple

I don’t know how to find last years projections

Hockeyprojections.CA has Ristolainen projected at 31 points now that Dahlin is the #1

Oh my
- OneKaneOneCup

It all depends on how Krueger and his staff utilize Risto on the PP.
Assuming 0 PP time, he should click in at around 20 - 25.
For his career he is about 50% of points from the PP.
I believe over last year or two it has dropped to about 40%.