What up haters, how’s my dick taste?!

Gonna hop in my Audi S3 sports car to get beer and halal guys for the game tonight. Gotta get this street meat magic working early this season.
- rangerdanger94

Don't usually drink during the week, but...it is opening night.
Picked up a 4-pack of Ommegang Hopstate IPA 2019 for the first NY beer of the season.

Well here we go
- TPC

Whos the dude with the curly hair and bad lisp?

Whos the dude with the curly hair and bad lisp?
- mdw7413

Dustin from stranger things you coot

Dustin from stranger things you coot
- picklerick

No idea what you are talking about

Andersson

Andersson ate shyt hahaha

No idea what you are talking about
- mdw7413

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell is wrong with you?
- Wildschwein

Am I supposed to know what stranger things is?

Andersson ate shyt hahaha
- TPC

That was great

Andersson
- mdw7413

Inauspicious start.

Good news you philistines. I’ve received authorization to allow the Rangers a win.

Just let Ehlers put up a handful of G/A/SOG while doing so.

Carry on.

Am I supposed to know what stranger things is?
- mdw7413

If I actually understand a cultural reference, then yes, you are certainly expected to know it as well.

Miss John Amirante

If I actually understand a cultural reference, then yes, you are certainly expected to know it as well.
- Wildschwein

Uh oh

Strome doing good

Strome keeps taking bad penalties hes gonna see 4th line minutes

How did you guys not notice Buch fake tripping during his intro and laughing at Andersson?? That shyte was hilarious 😭😭😭😭

Staal

Who had Staal scoring first?

Offensive dynamo Marc staal

Who had Staal scoring first?
- TPC

Joe just copied your sentiment

Who had money on Staal scoring first goal of the year? Lmao!

Offensive dynamo Marc staal
- picklerick

Such vision.

Who had Staal scoring first?
- TPC

Lmao everyone thought the same thing 😂😂