hmm, seems like I don't know much about this wonderful religion
- Pat1993

weekends are for getting to know your neighbors.

Dude, if turn ‘em upside down, they’re all sisters..
- pete26

But how to make eye contact then?

plus, chubby girls tend to be very very generous... lol
- Pat1993

Heard that from a friend??

they are just as horny as everyone else. use it to your advantage.
- Gramps28

That was a joke to say that I'm not good at doing the sex.

Heard that from a friend??
- pete26

Nope, from experience...

That was a joke to say that I'm not good at doing the sex.
- jugkope

But how to make eye contact then?
- jugkope

They’ll be a brown eye there..

That was a joke to say that I'm not good at doing the sex.
- jugkope

Pat says you don't have to aim with the very fat ones, that's a big plus for you I guess.

I mean at least I talk to people now.
- jugkope

1 step at a time.

Pat says you don't have to aim with the very fat ones, that's a big plus for you I guess.
- Symba007

Just roll em in some flour and search for wet spots.

That’s what pat said anyway.

Pat says you don't have to aim with the very fat ones, that's a big plus for you I guess.
- Symba007

"so you're saying this is the back of your knee? oh well, (frank) it"

Just roll em in some flour and search for wet spots.

That’s what pat said anyway.
- pete26

wow, I can't keep track of what I'm saying anymore lollll

Just roll em in some flour and search for wet spots.

That’s what pat said anyway.
- pete26

Just ask for fountain's advice.

Nope, from experience...
- Pat1993

Meh, after my ex left me my confidence was (frank)ing destroyed. (frank)ed a chubby girl for a couple of months (she had like 25 lbs to lose, not ultra overweight). Great face, great personality, probably twice the libido of Fred's girlfriend. Seriously don't regret it at all.

I could call her at 2 AM completely drunk and she'd come over every time.

Just ask for fountain's advice.
- jugkope

And I did tell you to lay low for a few days, if this backfires you know why.

*checks thread*..... Dating advice? For A fat french Polak?
Must be satire.
Nope.
This is an actual serious convo..

And I did tell you to lay low for a few days, if this backfires you know why.
- pete26

I don't actually. What's the problem?

wow, I can't keep track of what I'm saying anymore lollll
- Pat1993

it's all the cocaine.

*checks thread*..... Dating advice? For A fat french Polak?
Must be satire.
Nope.
This is an actual serious convo..
- SIXTY_7_HAHAHAH

I mean, it's either that or ''wow the Habs are so great we are so happy Habs are fantastic where are you guys going to stand for the parade''....

Meh, after my ex left me my confidence was (frank)ing destroyed. (frank)ed a chubby girl for a couple of months (she had like 25 lbs to lose, not ultra overweight). Great face, great personality, probably twice the libido of Fred's girlfriend. Seriously don't regret it at all.

I could call her at 2 AM completely drunk and she'd come over every time.
- BashCH

That is exactly the kind of experience I was referring to

it's all the cocaine.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

I'm sure not being to get it up because she ugly won't be great for my confidence either way
- jugkope

well start by loosing your virginity, then we wil see

well start by loosing your virginity, then we wil see
- Xizord

By "loosing", you're talking about his anal virginity right?

By "loosing", you're talking about his anal virginity right?
- BashCH

I'd rather keep that one.