You spend 95% of your time here? Just teasing.
- Good On Paper

It's okay I'm just kidding as well. I wish I could be into the Viet as well, but she's not my type physically and it's hard to connect when I understand about 10% of what she says.

And they also gave away 5 points to teams they will be fighting for a playoff spot, by giving up the lead 3 times.
- Mashadar

Are you that parent whose kid comes home with a 96% on their test and you ask where the other 4% went?

Are you that parent whose kid comes home with a 96% on their test and you ask where the other 4% went?
- Takemedrunkimhome

To be fair my parents would be quite disappointed at 96%.

It's okay I'm just kidding as well. I wish I could be into the Viet as well, but she's not my type physically and it's hard to connect when I understand about 10% of what she says.
- jugkope

So, what's the problem?

Are you that parent whose kid comes home with a 96% on their test and you ask where the other 4% went?
- Takemedrunkimhome

Are you a parent who wishes they had the problem?

Or are you the kind of parent that is happy the kid got a 96 in math, but is failing everything else?

Are you a parent who wishes they had the problem?
- Mashadar

i'm the parent of an honor roll student.

jk, i read that on a bumper sticker. i don't have any kids.

It's okay I'm just kidding as well. I wish I could be into the Viet as well, but she's not my type physically and it's hard to connect when I understand about 10% of what she says.
- jugkope

Have you tried this

Are you that parent whose kid comes home with a 96% on their test and you ask where the other 4% went?
- Takemedrunkimhome

I'm just happy my kid comes home with both shoes on the correct feet.

So, what's the problem?
- pete26

I'm just happy my kid comes home with both shoes on the correct feet.
- Streit2ThePoint

the apple doesn't fall far from the bush.

(frank) my I lost my shoe

(frank) my I lost my shoe
- Streit2ThePoint

lol

So, what's the problem?
- pete26

How can she understand my requests?

How can she understand my requests?
- jugkope

I'm sure you'll figure something out.

I'm sure you'll figure something out.
- Scabeh

You underestimate how demanding I can be.

this thread is a mess

How can she understand my requests?
- jugkope

Repetition..

this thread is a mess
- DoubleDown

Perfect summary of my life.

Repetition..
- pete26

You're one of those guys that think repeating a word slowly and loudly to someone who doesn't speak the language will magically make them understand aren't you.

this thread is a mess
- DoubleDown

What do you call a muddy hippopotamus?

A hippopota-mess

A hippopota-mess
- Streit2ThePoint

So that's it?