They are disgusting bumholes and I usually have some crawling around my basement because of the humidity.

The good: No other insects lives around my house.

The bad: My girlfriend won't go to the basement anymore because they truly are ugly/scary mother (frank)ers.

The other good: I can be in the basement and watch the game in peace.
- Scabeh

While one of those mutant insects has a baby so it can crawl in your ear and lay its eggs there...

I still believe he'll just end up finding a nice girl, taking it at a medium pace (yup) and eventually it'll work itself out
- Takemedrunkimhome

8:40 seems a bit early to start drinking.

KK is almost a full year younger than Tkachuk.

And he's been excellent since the year started. Could easily have a few more points with a tad more luck.

He hasn't looked slow at all.
- Scabeh

He'd look faster in Laval.

-Fredo

There was a rapper named Necro but I'm pretty sure it was based on something much worse
- Takemedrunkimhome

There was a rapper named Necro but I'm pretty sure it was based on something much worse
- Takemedrunkimhome

Typo....was supposed to be a "G" instead of a "C".

Simple misunderstanding.

Necro please!!!

He'd look faster in Laval. As a winger.

-Fredo
- Snots33_77

Fixed

Fixed
- Scabeh

I knew i was forgetting something. He's just so clumsy it's hard to list everything.

8:40 seems a bit early to start drinking.
- jugkope

5 PM somewhere and it is Friday. Also I thought, medium pace joke aside, it was the most honest answer

Despite being big and ugly, these things are pratically made of air.

And you feel like a goddamn warrior everytime you smash one into oblivion.
- Scabeh

i hope they feel the pain.

While one of those mutant insects has a baby so it can crawl in your ear and lay its eggs there...
- Pat1993

don't think they can't fit in your pee hole if you fall asleep.

5 PM somewhere and it is Friday. Also I thought, medium pace joke aside, it was the most honest answer
- Takemedrunkimhome

It's 4:50 here. And slow pace right?

It's 4:50 here. And slow pace right?
- jugkope

In my experience you let her choose the pace and just enjoy the ride. Start slow and go from here. Helps avoid misunderstandings

KK is almost a full year younger than Tkachuk.

And he's been excellent since the year started. Could easily have a few more points with a tad more luck.

He hasn't looked slow at all.
- Scabeh

he will need a few years to reach physical maturity, we have to be patient, talent is there but he is slow to take off (slow foot work to start) and plays the role of the Zamboni too often but that will improve with time.

In my experience you let her choose the pace and just enjoy the ride. Start slow and go from here. Helps avoid misunderstandings
- Takemedrunkimhome

Can I have a girl that is pretty in addition to nice tho?

Can I have a girl that is pretty in addition to nice tho?
- jugkope

your first and only criteria should be...is she breathing?

Can I have a girl that is pretty in addition to nice tho?
- jugkope

Halloween is the best time to pick up girls in slutty costumes. Just wear a mask and flirt with them.

Halloween is the best time to pick up girls in slutty costumes. Just wear a mask and flirt with them.
- AGalchenyuk27

Are you saying Jugger = Rocky Dennis ?

Halloween is the best time to pick up girls in slutty costumes. Just wear a mask and flirt with them.
- AGalchenyuk27

*knock knock* "Richard or meat!"

Halloween is the best time to pick up girls in slutty costumes. Just wear a mask and flirt with them.
- AGalchenyuk27

That's not any different than what I do the rest of the year.

Are you saying Jugger = Rocky Dennis ?
- Symba007

*knock knock* "Richard or meat!"
- kicksave856

exactly - works everytime

he will need a few years to reach physical maturity, we have to be patient, talent is there but he is slow to take off (slow foot work to start) and plays the role of the Zamboni too often but that will improve with time.
- Symba007

Of course he'll need to keep improving.

But you can already tell he's better than last year.

He's better along the boards, gets involved in the play and actually looks pretty god damn fast when he gets to his full speed.

Can I have a girl that is pretty in addition to nice tho?
- jugkope

Pretty...nice...what about her politics? What if she's a Leaf fan?

Stop building walls and make some short term bridges

your first and only criteria should be...is she breathing?
- Symba007

So you're anti-necro?

i hope they feel the pain.
- kicksave856

I killed one in my basement recently. Those (frank)ers are fast! Also when I smashed it, its legs were still moving even though it was torn into pieces.